Brummymummy #12 so full of crap, we couldn’t fit it in a title.

[Wheels]

What’s happened to Louise her BFF I miss that random combo...

My theory is that something happened at the Scummy Mummies Live Podcast event on 24 March 19. Podcast has never been released (although not sure if it was ever intended to be). And I can’t see that they’ve met up since.

 

[Nadurath]

Louise also does quite a bit to protect her children and to try and make sure they don’t have a camera in their face constantly. Babs on the other hand has her children’s images on porn sites, set Erin up with her own YouTube channel, and has the kids feature in almost every #ad that she does to fully sell out their childhood.

 

[Lola123]

ahaa, i just saw louise's stories and realised that she was at winter wonderland too - although she was with her whole family, presumably because she was actually invited, unlike babs and erin who were tagging along as a friend's plus two. presumably because babs just isn't well-known enough in the instagramming sphere to warrant her own invite. awks. note how both babs and alison perry; yet another instamum doing far better for herself than babs - hence her actually receiving an invite! - are both wearing matching pleather trousers, which is presumably where babs stole the idea from in the first place. i'm sure alison really wanted to twin. in public. with someone as cringe as babs, who probably spent the whole time talking about the sweat dripping inbetween her legs. it just screams desperation. and babs wonders why she loses friends. she's already twinning with her eight year old daughter, yet still completely fails to realise it's not cute to twin with your grown-up bff, redominantly because you're not seven. mega cringe.

i love how not only did louise specifically NOT meet up with babs - despite them being in the same location - she specifically mentions bumping into motherpukka in her stories, which babs will have undoubtedly taken as a personal slight. she must be FUMING. first louise didn't tell her about her new podcast, and then replied to her comment in a scathing "i don't tell you everything emma - it's not like we're bffs" tone, but then she totally shuns her at an event literally packed full of instagrammers, that emma herself didn't even receive her own invite to! double ouch.

problem is, louise and alison - who will also undoubtedly realise what a leech babs is and ditch her just like louise has - are both doing really well for themselves, with podcasts, bestselling novels and journalism to boast of between them, they are succeeding outside of the gram. emma, however, literally lives her life squeezed into the little squares of her grid, and is lucky if she can instabeg an #ad with home bargains. add that to her incredibly cringe behaviour on the gram and she is, quite frankly, an embarrassment. she's crude, she's vulgar, she's just vile. and she seems completely unable to step away from her total obsession with disney to realise why that may be preventing her from getting bigger and better sponsorships and ads, or why brands may not want to associate with her.

ultimately, she's just not someone you'd want to be seen with or associate with, knowing she'll try to shoulder in and involve herself in your achievements - no doubt if emma had known about louise's podcasts earlier, she would have been angling for a spot in one of the episodes, and louise is hardly going to place her new venture at risk by allowing babs to totally lower the tone, letting her loose to talk utter shite about how, ha ha ha, she's wearing no pants and spends her weekend dancing around in her underwear with empty toilet rolls attached to her tits. classy. thus, understandably, louise has distanced herself from babs. which sucks for her, but it's really a prime opportunity to take a look at why her friends keep ditching her.

thinking about it, this is quite possibly where all this "i'm too old" crap is coming from. babs can see all these people who used to class her as a friend moving forward, being offered new opportunities, getting involved with new things and becoming successful, whilst she; emma, 42, ex-RE teacher, degree in philosophy is sat wearing no underwear at four in the afternoon, binge watching teen mom whilst simultaneously re-sending insta-begging emails to endless companies with no response, wondering why she isn't one of the instamums managing to make a name for herself. focusing on age as the problem is the easy option as it allows her to avoid having to look deeper and identify the real issues. she's likely noted that, coincidentally, both louise and alison - and some of the other instamums - are a good ten years younger than her, thus she's put two and two together, and made five.

it's not your age babs, it's because you're a bibbidi bobbidi bellend.

Just to let you know, babs would have known about the podcast, Louise hasn’t kept it a secret! I think Emma’s comment was supposed to be sarcastic?

 

[zeatrix83]

Just to let you know, babs would have known about the podcast, Louise hasn’t kept it a secret! I think Emma’s comment was supposed to be sarcastic?

I agree, the podcast hasn’t exactly been a top secret project. However I think babs comment was a bit of a dig because she wasn’t asked on it and a beg to be on the next series. Hinch begging to be on it was cringe too.

Her hair is too yellow, it’s not blond. She would suit a lovely honey blond shade with some toner in it. I box dyed my hair blond many moons ago. My hairdresser friend begged me to let her put at least a toner in it, I kept telling her I was fine with how my hair looked. Looking back at photos my hair looked absolutely awful but I thought it looked great. [emoji23] I wish I’d let my friend do the toner now. Haha

 

[Boblebob]

Awkward and cringe

 

[Shalulah]

Awkward and cringe

Winter Wonderland is actually not that huge. Definite avoidance from Louise. Don’t blame her.... imagine the inappropriate comments from Babs while Louise was with Liam and the kids

 

[yellow_daisies]

Awkward and cringe

Omg!! at Louise referring to Emma as "Brummy".

 

[Carriethereallgunnalaugh]

Omg!! at Louise referring to Emma as "Brummy".

lol she will hate that.

 

[itsgonnarain1]

Awkward and cringe

wow she definitely knew Emma was there and clearly avoided her and didnt want to deal with Emma hahaha and the fact she referred to emmas posts as "brummy's posts" surely good friends would reference eachother by name? clearly Louise has finally had enough and wants to distance herself from Emma's bullshit

 

[EmCheese]

I came to discuss the Louise Winter Wonderland avoidance too! so funny. They clearly aren’t friends anymore at all, else they would’ve known each other were going. I wonder if Alison posted that deliberately to make Louise feels awks and have to address it. Bet Emma egged her on

 

[Laur91]

I came to discuss the Louise Winter Wonderland avoidance too! so funny. They clearly aren’t friends anymore at all, else they would’ve known each other were going. I wonder if Alison posted that deliberately to make Louise feels awks and have to address it. Bet Emma egged her on

also Louise made no effort to say ‘I know! I was gutted I missed you there!’ She was just like ‘wow small world’ hahaha

 

[Carriethereallgunnalaugh]

We need to know what’s gone on.... what’s brummy bullshit done. Is Lou embarrassed by Brumdog!

 

[Veronica]

I came to discuss the Louise Winter Wonderland avoidance too! so funny. They clearly aren’t friends anymore at all, else they would’ve known each other were going. I wonder if Alison posted that deliberately to make Louise feels awks and have to address it. Bet Emma egged her on

I wonder if Brummy will be begging her to go for a visit as tattle are talking about it!!

 

[Tookah]

also Louise made no effort to say ‘I know! I was gutted I missed you there!’ She was just like ‘wow small world’ hahaha

She also didn't tag emma which I think is a bit weird

 

[Veronica]

also Louise made no effort to say ‘I know! I was gutted I missed you there!’ She was just like ‘wow small world’ hahaha

I've just seen Alison Perry on Louise Instagram and she's been invited on Louise podcast!!!

 

[Laur91]

I've just seen Alison Perry on Louise Instagram and she's been invited on Louise podcast!!!

Yeeeeesh hahaha ‘Brummy’ won’t like that!

 

[Veronica]

Yeeeeesh hahaha ‘Brummy’ won’t like that!

She said her people are to talking to Louise s people..... Are brummys people talking to them too

 

[Carriethereallgunnalaugh]

She said her people are to talking to Louise s people..... Are brummys people talking to them too

what would she have that she could talk about? Her Rabid mug collecection.... her hot chocolate station... dancing with a bad back.... how to spend all your money on tit?

 

[Suzesnooze]

I came to discuss the Louise Winter Wonderland avoidance too! so funny. They clearly aren’t friends anymore at all, else they would’ve known each other were going. I wonder if Alison posted that deliberately to make Louise feels awks and have to address it. Bet Emma egged her on

Emma was probably constantly checking if Louise had viewed her story yet!

When you look back on Brummy or Louise's vlogs about how Brummy more or less stalked Louise in the beginning, it's very cringe. They also seemed total opposites so I imagine Louise found Brummy embarrassing. Brummy seems the sort to have forced herself on Louise. None of her friendships seem to last due to her embarrassing behaviour as she has mentioned many times!

I wonder if Brummy will be begging her to go for a visit as tattle are talking about it!!

Well last year they did a vlog where they opened their Christmas presents from one another. I doubt that's going to happen this year. Louise if probably glad to finally be rid of her!

I've just seen Alison Perry on Louise Instagram and she's been invited on Louise podcast!!!

I don't know who Alison Perry is? How has Brummy got friendly with her?

 

[Starbright]

My theory is that something happened at the Scummy Mummies Live Podcast event on 24 March 19. Podcast has never been released (although not sure if it was ever intended to be). And I can’t see that they’ve met up since.

I was at that live podcast (booked before guests released) and I don’t think there was enough content. Scummy mummies were great but Louise just bragged about brands the whole time and Emma was pretty nervous!