Brummy Mummy #96 Babs doesn’t talk about Bruno, where CBBSte sleeps or her real dress size!

[AliceInWanderLost]

Carrie in Sex AND the City ( pls note the correct title Emma) was stylish, educated, attractive and funny. How on earth does Emma think shes anything like the character Carrie?!
Emma is loud, brash, overweight, thick, ignorant, looks like she got dressed in the dark and stomps about like a drunk elephant!
Just because you’ve been to New York City Emma, it doesn’t make you Carrie.

interesting how sarah jessica parker is now 56 years old, which means that when sex AND the city first aired, she was in her early forties. yet according to babs, there are no women over the age of forty on TV - apart from the real housewives of wherever the duck!

babs is apparently such an avid fan that she essentially went to new york mainly to embarrass her entire family by re-creating a scene from the show in the middle do the street while forcing the kids to film it, yet she fails to realise that the majority of the main characters were women over the age of forty?! presumably because when she looks in the mirror she doesn't see carrie bradshaw reflected back at her, and women over forty must be a mirror image of babs - proud of their unhealthy lifestyle, poorly cut hair in appalling condition, badly applied make-up - heavy on the blusher and highlighter with absolutely no blending - yellowing skin, pretending to be body confident in their "mum bod" which must include a prominent gunt, an unsupported "cracking rack" and "juicy calves", who spends their life slumped on the sofa watching netflix and ignoring their kids, while simultaneously claiming they are a "great mum". oh, and they must dress head-to-toe in black - because babs is single-handedly breaking that stereotype - and be a size 18, obvs. the fact that "non" of these women look like babs, or live a beige lifestyle that reflects her own, means that she leaps to the conclusion that they just be younger than her, when in reality, it's babs who is a 44 year old trapped in an aging sixty year old's body.

 

[Memmy]

@Lady Doodle would a therapist really say about France being open so Babs can go to Disney for the 500th time? I mean I get that may be a subject a therapist would talk about if travelling was a major breakthrough kind of situation

This therapist can't put a foot wrong with Babs or they'll stop receiving money from her

 

[SugarSnapBam]

If she’s spending time in therapy moaning about not going to DLP (and she must spend a lot of time talking about it for the therapist to comment straight away about France reopening) then she’s really missed the point of what she needs therapy for.

Therapy, my arse. She's paying some charlatan who probably did an online course and printed out their certificates to soothe her and tell her what she wants to hear. I'd bet good money that the "therapist" works from their own home, a room in their house set up as a therapy suite and office. She's paying someone probably around £150 an hour to blow smoke up her ass and stroke her ego. If she were having genuine therapy, I feel she would have quit this social media career folly and got herself a real job where she wouldn't need to humiliate herself and sell her kids' privacy. She's seeing a Quack.

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

@Lady Doodle would a therapist really say about France being open so Babs can go to Disney for the 500th time? I mean I get that may be a subject a therapist would talk about if travelling was a major breakthrough kind of situation

well, we all know that babs suffers from overwhelming anxiety which prevents her from leaving the house - y'know, until primark opens, and then she's magically cured - so she probably has her therapist under the impression that travelling abroad would be a major breakthrough, thus she can justify a disney trip because "her therapist encouraged it".

 

[JulieScoobyDoo]

Why does her bedroom look like the backdrop to a 1970s porn film?

 

[Jossstickjunky]

Why does her bedroom look like the backdrop to a 1970s porn film?

Spot on!! It really does. Sleezy and cheap!

 

[SugarSnapBam]

The Q&A about the therapist

This I need to see!! I mean, actually I don't cos I know exactly how it'll go.

Q. Why are you having therapy?
A. Because 20 women who are mums and school governors keep saying I'm not a size 18 and I am. I AM!!

Q. How did you get referred?
A. I referred myself and took to Google and found one on Groupon

Q. Is therapy not available on the NHS?
A Yes it is for you lot my poor people, you might have to wait a while, be properly assessed to see how best you can be treated, and then be seen by some of the best people in the NHS, but I'm a spoilt witch who just needs someone to validate me NOW!

Q. Is it helping?
A. Yes. She reminds me to take a day off on a Sunday and a week at Christmas to give me a break from the cowbags

Q. Do you find it hard?
A. No I love it, I love the attention and the reassurance that I'm amazing that she gives me.

Q. What qualifications does your therapist have?
A. An Excel Certificate made by her husband - that's when I knew she was "my people"

Re NHS therapy - worth waiting for once referred. It saved a loved ones life - helped turn their life around by changing their outlook. A combination of different, appropriate therapies, & medication, bolstered by love and emotional support from family. Babs doesn't need genuine therapy, or she would have seen her GP and sat on the waiting list. What she needs, & gets, is a Quack validating her. Then, her babettes validate her even further. It all serves to boost her already over-inflated ego.

 

[shazbev]

Why does her bedroom look like the backdrop to a 1970s porn film?

Tbh I got mental hospital vibes. When I worked briefly in a psychiatric unit many moons ago , the ECT beds looked very similar...Babs flew over the cuckoo's nest..I tell ya.

 

[Missymoo92]

interesting how sarah jessica parker is now 56 years old, which means that when sex AND the city first aired, she was in her early forties. yet according to babs, there are no women over the age of forty on TV - apart from the real housewives of wherever the duck!

babs is apparently such an avid fan that she essentially went to new york mainly to embarrass her entire family by re-creating a scene from the show in the middle do the street while forcing the kids to film it, yet she fails to realise that the majority of the main characters were women over the age of forty?! presumably because when she looks in the mirror she doesn't see carrie bradshaw reflected back at her, and women over forty must be a mirror image of babs - proud of their unhealthy lifestyle, poorly cut hair in appalling condition, badly applied make-up - heavy on the blusher and highlighter with absolutely no blending - yellowing skin, pretending to be body confident in their "mum bod" which must include a prominent gunt, an unsupported "cracking rack" and "juicy calves", who spends their life slumped on the sofa watching netflix and ignoring their kids, while simultaneously claiming they are a "great mum". oh, and they must dress head-to-toe in black - because babs is single-handedly breaking that stereotype - and be a size 18, obvs. the fact that "non" of these women look like babs, or live a beige lifestyle that reflects her own, means that she leaps to the conclusion that they just be younger than her, when in reality, it's babs who is a 44 year old trapped in an aging sixty year old's body.

Also, with regards to what she said yesterday about pains and "is this being 44? Is this what it is?"

No Emma, it's called being a lazy lump of lard, most likely the extra weight and not taking up exercise is causing you aches and pains because you're not moving your body. Hope that helps.

(Fully aware that there are people also carrying extra weight who actually exercise and eat healthy and likelihood is they don't have all these issues that Emma does because they stay active etc. I'm just pointing out Emma's issue carrying that excessive gunt around)

 

[SugarSnapBam]

she seems oblivious to the fact - or simply doesn't care - that these will form her kids' childhood memories. not "ooh, that afternoon i went for a lovely walk with mum and margot!" but "the time mum said we were going for a walk so she could use me as unpaid film crew to record her embarrassing herself for content and then stop every few minutes while we posed in front of the camera to get the perfect photo - with her moaning at me to scrunch my nose up further when i smiled." SUCH a great mum.

she's literally creating an entire childhood of memories where - if the kids weren't banished to their rooms or to the dining room with cbbste so that babs didn't miss a second if her precious netflix time - especially for ethan, it'll be "that time i got to spend a whole day with mum and she took me to legoland - not because i love lego or because she actually wanted to spend time with me, but because it was a free trip and she needed me for content - otherwise she would definitely have taken my sister, as she does to all the other fun free trips and activities" - essentially "my mum only spent time with me when it earned her money" which in simple terms equates to "my mum only spent time with me when she was paid to."

at this point, there can't be any memories erin or ethan have of their childhood - especially times involving babs - which didn't involve a camera - either them being filmed, or being forced to film babs making a fool of herself. their entire childhoods revolve entirely around creating content. and sadly, when they look back, they'll realise that she prioritised content - and netflix - wayyyy above her own kids, their safety or their privacy.

Omg! Yes, you're absolutely right Their lives are like that movie, The Truman Show (The Trueman Show; sp?) ... they haven't experienced a "normal" childhood, or life, at ALL, have they?...

 

[Acorncollecter]

Therapy, my arse. She's paying some charlatan who probably did an online course and printed out their certificates to soothe her and tell her what she wants to hear. I'd bet good money that the "therapist" works from their own home, a room in their house set up as a therapy suite and office. She's paying someone probably around £150 an hour to blow smoke up her ass and stroke her ego. If she were having genuine therapy, I feel she would have quit this social media career folly and got herself a real job where she wouldn't need to humiliate herself and sell her kids' privacy. She's seeing a Quack.

My partners ex wife had an affair behind his back and would go to therapy for CBT (what she told him) but was in fact discussing this affair to feel justified over it.

 

[Behelzabobs]

The Q&A about the therapist

This I need to see!! I mean, actually I don't cos I know exactly how it'll go.

Q. Why are you having therapy?
A. Because 20 women who are mums and school governors keep saying I'm not a size 18 and I am. I AM!!

Q. How did you get referred?
A. I referred myself and took to Google and found one on Groupon

Q. Is therapy not available on the NHS?
A Yes it is for you lot my poor people, you might have to wait a while, be properly assessed to see how best you can be treated, and then be seen by some of the best people in the NHS, but I'm a spoilt witch who just needs someone to validate me NOW!

Q. Is it helping?
A. Yes. She reminds me to take a day off on a Sunday and a week at Christmas to give me a break from the cowbags

Q. Do you find it hard?
A. No I love it, I love the attention and the reassurance that I'm amazing that she gives me.

Q. What qualifications does your therapist have?
A. An Excel Certificate made by her husband - that's when I knew she was "my people"

It’s just a load of bollocks

I don’t even believe she has therapy

Who talks about it like that as if you’ve met your mate for a coffee

So many people talk tit but never have to back it up do they - we just take their word for it

She’s a liar through and through

ETA; because my fat fingers pressed go by accident

 

[SingSong]

Does Ste really pay the mortgage on a home where he is either sleeping on a futon in the loft or on a mattress on the floor in his son's room.

He needs to get some balls and leave

 

[Lady Doodle]

Does Ste really pay the mortgage on a home where he is either sleeping on a futon in the loft or on a mattress on the floor in his son's room.

He needs to get some balls and leave

I'm sure, if he could find his balls in amongst all of the crap in that house, he would

 

[Grayson]

Did any of you cow bags get the SATC reel yesterday? Babs was frightened no one would get it, ya know because she invented SATC, it's probably just a Brum thing

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

@Lady Doodle would a therapist really say about France being open so Babs can go to Disney for the 500th time? I mean I get that may be a subject a therapist would talk about if travelling was a major breakthrough kind of situation

i mean, babs is such a prolific liar that she. probably has her therapist under the impression that she is struggling with such severe anxiety that it's a challenge to leave the house - y'know, except when she's lured out to buy plastic tat and cheap clothes for content. in that respect, her therapist is probably under the illusion that for babs, travelling to a whole different country, would be a major breakthrough! but of course she's going to encourage babs to go to disney, because that's exactly what babs wants to hear! thus her therapist will obvs recommend a trip to disney because she knows that's exactly what babs wants her to say - to justify to her that travelling to paris is a vital part of therapy.

she's essentially paying a groupon therapist with an excel qualification to validate and soothe her, and ply her with praise and adoration. she doesn't want therapy to actually get to the root of her issues and work on addressing them - and if the therapist were to challenge babs on anything, we all know she'd throw a tantrum, stomp out the room, throw and sack the therapist. the therapist has probably worked out that it's a pretty easy gig to be paid to simply sit and listen to babs whinge and moan abouy the bullies and trolls, justify her enforcement of her block-and-delete boundaries and flood her with compliments, validating that she's a great mum - probably advising her to use it as a daily affirmation, and say it to herself in the mirror to help her believe it, which babs has obviously decided to turn into content and repeat at the camera - and plying her with compliments. she undoubtedly applauded babs' 75k YT achievement, and told her she had definitely earned herself that cake - to treat herself because she deserves it. in babs' mind, it's all about a therapist confirming her that she needs to constantly engage in self-care - and by that, i mean bath bombs and face masks, watching movies and drinking hot chocolate when she's not feeling "sparkly", not actually taking care of her body, getting some exercise, eating healthily and drinking water - simply because that's not what babs wants to hear. babs wants endless validation that she is an excellent mum, who casts aside her own needs to prioritise those of her kids and whose "werk" does not exploit them of their privacy, thus she can conclude that everything she reads on tattle is a total lie, and continue with her life without making any changes - which is exactly what she wants to achieve as a result of therapy.

 

[Behelzabobs]

Does Ste really pay the mortgage on a home where he is either sleeping on a futon in the loft or on a mattress on the floor in his son's room.

He needs to get some balls and leave

We had a client who slept on the floor between his children’s beds and he did that for three years because his wife wanted the marital bed for herself

It never ever ceases to amaze me what people will put up with

 

[GingerWhinger]

I must’ve missed part of her pit stories this morning. Are we really expected to believe they all had a lie in because they went to mini golf last night? Must be coming up in an ad soon because she hasn’t posted about it yet.

 

[yellow_daisies]

There is absolutely no evidence whatsoever that Ste goes anywhere near that bedroom! Wouldn’t be surprising if they suddenly said he lives at the bottom of the garden or in a separate house down the street. That is most definitely HER bedroom and you can clearly see it.

Now, now. On special occasions, Ste IS permitted to hover on Babs side of the bed to open gifts in order to give the illusion they share! She makes it so obvious it's her room, as I said in a recent post, she constantly slips up. No judgement if they don't share a bed, it works for loads of people, but where does he sleep?? Why don't they have a house where he can at least have a proper bedroom of his own?? They don't need to show it or mention it, but at least let the bloke have a bedroom!!

A Q and A on therapy? Give me strength!

What a joke. But also, can't wait. She will not handle this well.

 

[Jellybean79]

‘He loves it’. sure, jan.