Did she post a photo of a posed version of herself wearing this dress? Would be interesting to see the comparison
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BravoHappy new thread day Cow Bags!
A recap for you (sorry it’s a bit long, had a boring couple of days waiting for thankfully negative PCR results)
*Friday night saw Babs and the kids, in matching jumpers, on a #Gifted trip to Warwick Castle. Obviously Wet Claire (who writes for Horrible Histories did you know??) had to go too for support with the toddlers. Anyway, Babs made it look tit and basic, as she does every single thing, and made the kids seem a good few years younger than they are because she needs that Insta toddler mum content!
*Snow on Saturday morning, Babs was unhinged and emotional and acting like a 4 year old who’s never seen snow before. Honestly, she was manic! Letting Ethan go out in sliders and pyjamas yet the dog had a coat
*Sunday off, although the weekly vlog revealed it was a #Gifted trip to Thomas Land. Aimed at 1-4 year olds, surely? Babs was babying the kids something rotten. Two Santa visits in a weekend, not even December. Spoilt much?!?
*Monday morning AD for Peacocks clothes. She showed a few items she received but only photos of her in 2, so guess she couldn’t get in the others! They weren’t flattering at all, but as always she doesn’t let that stop her.
*Some bull about Ethan having a picture shown on CBBC - they screamed, they howled, they were rabid etc etc - but PUS put Stephen as the name on it. Pair of useless foolsAltho it did birth CBBSte as a new nickname so I guess we should be grateful for that!
*Posing in underwear to tell the world she’s wearing pants, tights and pants to keep her tights in place. Pretty sure she is patting herself on the back for inventing this amazing #hack, when in fact most of us did this in our childhoods when forced by our mums! You’ll no doubt be relieved to hear that it doesn’t make your bits sweaty or smellyToo much info Babs, too much.
*December 1st and writing on her chin(ssss). Wow. Revolutionary. Not at all predictable. Amazing content. Really shiny and new.
Advent calendar chocolate is mentioned every day, she’s using the light on her phone to open it at 5am because she’s a greedy child. She’s also very angry and stropping off at the chocolates she’s getting. Because she’s a greedy child.
*Grid post about the last days of being 43 - when she was younger she tried to hide, she was ashamed, she made herself smaller…..now she’s confident and brave and amazing and makes herself as large as she wants (literally and metaphorically) and aren’t we all so lucky we have her as a role model. Same tit, different day!
*Took Ethan on a #Gifted trip to see a Horrible Histories show, and all she could really say was that it wasn’t too long. Wow. Just wow.
*AD for Pizza Hut - her and the girl dancing around in pyjamas (no bra support for Babs). She posted it at 7am, claiming it was a “Girls’ night in”. Because she’s so good at her “werk” right?!?
*Her birthday. Christ on a bike, her birthday. Pile of presents, banners, cake at 7am for the Insta content, singing along to the happy birthday torture HERSELF. Who even does that?!? Who sings to themselves on their birthday??
A grid post and 15 stories by 9am. Her face was pure happiness, no aggression or resentment, because it’s HER day and it’s all about HER. She can’t even bring herself to try to even pretend to feel that excitement on anyone else’s birthday!
Day out with PUS at the Christmas market including lunch at The Ivy. Drinks with her sister. A photo with a “lovely friend” (Hiiiii Babsbut we Cow Bags still don’t believe you have friends) and home by 7pm in sweaty pyjamas drunkenly chatting tit into her phone, waiting for a McDs.
*Saturday began with manic ranting about Chomps in advent calendars and how she’ll sob at a song in the “play” (it’s a musical Babs FYI) they’re going to London to see. For her birthday. Her 44th birthday. That they celebrated all day yesterday. But she’s making sure she got more fuss than CBBSte got on his 40th because she is a kweeeen and the most important person in the house. In Brum. Well in the world really
Hit a new all time low by putting out, on Saturday morning, a 17 minute “look at what I got for my birthday” vlog. That she filmed on her birthday. YouTube video content taking precedence over all else. Not to mention the absolute tit show of her actually thinking, in 2021, while we’re still in a global pandemic, that it’s appropriate for a 44 year old woman to show off presents. That are all tat, just things she’ll toss to one side, nothing of importance or sentimental value. Actually disgusting.
Loads of stories from London, plus a grid post. Something about her being dramatic and low Emma but wanting life like a musical but learning to be happy Emma…..I didn’t really follow it because, you know, it’s all blah blah blah look at me I’m so amazing you must all love meDid LOL at the claim she sings while running, when she can’t even walk up the stairs talking without being breathless!
Finished the day off with a classic fairy tale of made up tit that didn’t happen….she told a group of lads singing rude songs on the train to ssssh. Yeah, sure Babs, sure.
*Sunday off and back strong Monday morning with an AD for Studio, jumpers with their faces on, and stories that may have come from the toilet
*Another tale of made up tit with “can’t find Erin’s present” boring drivel.
*Grid post of the family having dinner for joint birthdays - poor Erin can’t have it be about her when Babs needs the spotlight. It was on the Babbath and yet she still shared it all. No such thing as a day off! Anyway poor Grandad Rog looked very frail and off colour. Babs of course doing her usual “oh I keep things light but serious things happen to me and I’m so amazing for being a happy place on Insta” spielSeems to want to share her dad’s illness, has been told not to, so has to hint at it for engagement and sympathy. Awful.
*Big announcement that Disney Paris has been cancelled. They just can’t risk not getting home for Christmas. Never mind germs, illness, the risk to a very ill parent. Just got to make sure Babs is at home to get all of her presentsThe spoilt twit made a massive deal of having loads of ears, hats and bags that she can’t use now. Uh….maybe 1 don’t buy endless amounts of crap and 2 pay attention to the world around you, most people would have held off being too excited about the trip with the uncertainty we’re living under right now! Idiot.
*If you believe everything she says she managed to go out for dinner with Taming Twins AND take Margot to a what must have been around 9pm puppy class. So yeah, not sure of that one.
*Vlog of an Aldi food haul. READ THE ROOM.
*A coffee morning with another Insta loser.
*Too small Disney dress and stupid ears to go out in Brum with someone she’s known for 22 years. IE See Tattle, I do have friends!!
And that’s where we find ourselves! All the excitement of Christmas fun with Babs to enjoy. Hoorah.
She looks like she has trapped windWell, she models for Peacocks now doncha know!! Glad she isn't holding out her skirt like a 5 year old!
THe difference is amazing. From actually being captured in the wild, to the sky scraper teapot pose.
Yes thank you...I was trying to find her " official" photo..what a difference! Can she not see how unhealthy she looks??i'm pretty sure this is the same dress! we see you, babs! #definitelyNOTasize18
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It’s the same stupid pose for every picturei'm pretty sure this is the same dress! we see you, babs! #definitelyNOTasize18
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“Body confident” my arse
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SUCH a difference. turns out that babs is such a master manipulator, that even her camera lies to keep her from throwing tantrums! shi
i bet she's FUMING at the babette who shared that photo of her! she's undoubtedly on high alert every time she's out in the wild, fearing that
Each to their own, as I know that we all have different tastes when it comes to fashion, but I personally think Popsy clothing is just oversized children’s clothes.
So when Babs then decides to add that ridiculous, Disney headband to complete her already hideous outfit, it just makes me cringe. She must turn some heads, but for totally the wrong reasons
.So when Babs then decides to add that ridiculous, Disney headband to complete her already hideous outfit, it just makes me cringe. She must turn some heads, but for totally the wrong reasons
I absolutely LIVE for these updates thank youHappy new thread day Cow Bags!
A recap for you (sorry it’s a bit long, had a boring couple of days waiting for thankfully negative PCR results
*Friday night saw Babs and the kids, in matching jumpers, on a #Gifted trip to Warwick Castle. Obviously Wet Claire (who writes for Horrible Histories did you know??) had to go too for support with the toddlers. Anyway, Babs made it look tit and basic, as she does every single thing, and made the kids seem a good few years younger than they are because she needs that Insta toddler mum content!
*Snow on Saturday morning, Babs was unhinged and emotional and acting like a 4 year old who’s never seen snow before. Honestly, she was manic! Letting Ethan go out in sliders and pyjamas yet the dog had a coat
*Sunday off, although the weekly vlog revealed it was a #Gifted trip to Thomas Land. Aimed at 1-4 year olds, surely? Babs was babying the kids something rotten. Two Santa visits in a weekend, not even December. Spoilt much?!?
*Monday morning AD for Peacocks clothes. She showed a few items she received but only photos of her in 2, so guess she couldn’t get in the others! They weren’t flattering at all, but as always she doesn’t let that stop her.
*Some bull about Ethan having a picture shown on CBBC - they screamed, they howled, they were rabid etc etc - but PUS put Stephen as the name on it. Pair of useless fools
*Posing in underwear to tell the world she’s wearing pants, tights and pants to keep her tights in place. Pretty sure she is patting herself on the back for inventing this amazing #hack, when in fact most of us did this in our childhoods when forced by our mums! You’ll no doubt be relieved to hear that it doesn’t make your bits sweaty or smelly
*December 1st and writing on her chin(ssss). Wow. Revolutionary. Not at all predictable. Amazing content. Really shiny and new.
Advent calendar chocolate is mentioned every day, she’s using the light on her phone to open it at 5am because she’s a greedy child. She’s also very angry and stropping off at the chocolates she’s getting. Because she’s a greedy child.
*Grid post about the last days of being 43 - when she was younger she tried to hide, she was ashamed, she made herself smaller…..now she’s confident and brave and amazing and makes herself as large as she wants (literally and metaphorically) and aren’t we all so lucky we have her as a role model. Same tit, different day!
*Took Ethan on a #Gifted trip to see a Horrible Histories show, and all she could really say was that it wasn’t too long. Wow. Just wow.
*AD for Pizza Hut - her and the girl dancing around in pyjamas (no bra support for Babs
*Her birthday. Christ on a bike, her birthday. Pile of presents, banners, cake at 7am for the Insta content, singing along to the happy birthday torture HERSELF. Who even does that?!? Who sings to themselves on their birthday??
A grid post and 15 stories by 9am. Her face was pure happiness, no aggression or resentment, because it’s HER day and it’s all about HER. She can’t even bring herself to try to even pretend to feel that excitement on anyone else’s birthday!
Day out with PUS at the Christmas market including lunch at The Ivy. Drinks with her sister. A photo with a “lovely friend” (Hiiiii Babs
*Saturday began with manic ranting about Chomps in advent calendars and how she’ll sob at a song in the “play” (it’s a musical Babs FYI) they’re going to London to see. For her birthday. Her 44th birthday. That they celebrated all day yesterday. But she’s making sure she got more fuss than CBBSte got on his 40th because she is a kweeeen and the most important person in the house. In Brum. Well in the world really
Hit a new all time low by putting out, on Saturday morning, a 17 minute “look at what I got for my birthday” vlog. That she filmed on her birthday. YouTube video content taking precedence over all else. Not to mention the absolute tit show of her actually thinking, in 2021, while we’re still in a global pandemic, that it’s appropriate for a 44 year old woman to show off presents. That are all tat, just things she’ll toss to one side, nothing of importance or sentimental value. Actually disgusting.
Loads of stories from London, plus a grid post. Something about her being dramatic and low Emma but wanting life like a musical but learning to be happy Emma…..I didn’t really follow it because, you know, it’s all blah blah blah look at me I’m so amazing you must all love me
Finished the day off with a classic fairy tale of made up tit that didn’t happen….she told a group of lads singing rude songs on the train to ssssh. Yeah, sure Babs, sure.
*Sunday off and back strong Monday morning with an AD for Studio, jumpers with their faces on, and stories that may have come from the toilet
*Another tale of made up tit with “can’t find Erin’s present” boring drivel.
*Grid post of the family having dinner for joint birthdays - poor Erin can’t have it be about her when Babs needs the spotlight. It was on the Babbath and yet she still shared it all. No such thing as a day off! Anyway poor Grandad Rog looked very frail and off colour. Babs of course doing her usual “oh I keep things light but serious things happen to me and I’m so amazing for being a happy place on Insta” spiel
*Big announcement that Disney Paris has been cancelled. They just can’t risk not getting home for Christmas. Never mind germs, illness, the risk to a very ill parent. Just got to make sure Babs is at home to get all of her presents
*If you believe everything she says she managed to go out for dinner with Taming Twins AND take Margot to a what must have been around 9pm puppy class. So yeah, not sure of that one.
*Vlog of an Aldi food haul. READ THE ROOM.
*A coffee morning with another Insta loser.
*Too small Disney dress and stupid ears to go out in Brum with someone she’s known for 22 years. IE See Tattle, I do have friends!!
And that’s where we find ourselves! All the excitement of Christmas fun with Babs to enjoy. Hoorah.
It’s amazing what a hubby on a step ladder can doi'm pretty sure this is the same dress! we see you, babs! #definitelyNOTasize18
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one massive almighty hot cock (bit rude 
) for me to celebrate and umpteen sugary snacky things, after all it is practically Christmas already 
Did I scream? Yes, yes I did
one massive almighty hot cock (bit rude ) for me to celebrate and umpteen sugary snacky things, after all it is practically Christmas already Did I scream? Yes, yes I did
Ah the rehashed birthday balloons! Babs ffs think about your children’s future, all those balloons and all the presumably plastic, tat presents are going straight to landfill
And her children's dignity what person wants a photo of them asleep plastered across the Web?!
Aren’t they the stairs in their old house?! I’m so confused!
Looking anything but
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uh, because babs stayed up super late and posted the photos at 10pm!
obvs because BABS goes to bed by 8.30pm each night, she fully expects that all the babettes do the same. 10pm is basically midnight in her toddler-bedtime eyes, so of COURSE no-one will still be awake now! i bet she's pissed she now has to stay up later to take the balloon photo for content because erin obvs doesn't fall asleep at 6pm. she must be dragging her heels, snapping at steve to hurry the duck up with his tradition so she can crash into erin's bedroom, turn the lights on, undoubtedly disturb her daughter and then snap at her to pose as though she's asleep because content is the priority above erin's sleep and her "surprise" birthday balloons.Balloon post featuring a gush about the golden girl calling tingo on a full on "I'm so emosh" post tomorrow about "the one who made me a mummy", talk about secondary school, whilst harping back to her secondary school days and making it all about her
calling tingo on a full on "I'm so emosh" post tomorrow about "the one who made me a mummy", talk about secondary school, whilst harping back to her secondary school days and making it all about her Insta versus reality right therei'm pretty sure this is the same dress! we see you, babs! #definitelyNOTasize18
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What’s with the hair scrunch pose? It’s so cringei'm pretty sure this is the same dress! we see you, babs! #definitelyNOTasize18
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