Right cowbags, based on Babs self centered birthday post, I have devised a fresh parody in my head, only trouble is it's based on a song only "kiddos" (sorry couldn't resist
) aged under 30 would understand with the lyrics etc. Just a pre warning for any over 30's tattlers, you may want to YouTube this!!
"It's Babs birthday" - parody of "it's my birthday" by Will.I.AM and Cody Wise
It's Babs birthday, it's Babs birthday
Imma spend my money
It's Babs birthday, it's Babs birthday
I think my contents funny
It's Babs birthday, it's Babs birthday
Imma go to D-L-P
It's Babs birthday, it's Babs birthday
Theatre tickets for free
I'm gon' turn up, I'm gon' gurn more
We can take it higher
Tik tok dances, almost daily
Show off my spare tyre
Ooh it's tight, ooh it's tight
Damn this jumpsuits tight baby,
Won't size up, won't size up
I'm a real size 18
Imma spend a dollar, dollar, dollar, dollar,
Gonna splash the cash like I don't care
Imma throw my rack up in the air
I'm a sexy mama
Ste my kiddos papa
We gon' get down and Ste gets up (bit rude)
The trolls don't matter
The cowbags don't matter
Cos they all be dumb, dumb, dumb, dummmmb (ay!)
It's Babs birthday, it's Babs birthday
Imma spend my meagre money!
Fitty lady in my jumpsuits
Not a dried up has been
Lord have mercy, on poor old Ste
Forced to treat me like a kween
It's Babs birthday, it's Babs birthday
Imma do as I can please
Imma go spend some dollars
Film a vlog, talk some bollocks
Flash my gunt everywhere
Party with San and Claire
With the wet ones, with the girls
Its a party, come with me
Pretty Babette's, around the world
It's a party, come with me
It's Babs birthday, it's Babs birthday
Imma spend my money
More new PJ's, more new PJ's
So I can keep on being slummy
Got a canned cock, cos I'm thirsty,
Insta ladies come and see
It's Babs birthday, it's Babs birthday
Imma make it all about me!
*I missed out the second verse - turns out a rap is bloody hard to parody! As I said, if you're unfamiliar with the song, YouTube it