As IF the toddlers were permitted to play mononoply! In the unlikely event that this DID happen, she 100% means that Ste and the kids played monopoly at the dining table, while she, Emma, sat in her corner with her cock in a can, gurning at her phone, and resenting being "left out".
Exaxtly! She can phrase it great on a CV, rambing on about taking a break from teaching to pursue a "career" as a "content creator", participating in ad campaigns for X, Y, Z, speaking at panel events etc- but one swift Google brings up the truth. Everything you've mentioned is RIGHT THERE. Somewhere along the line Emma forgot that the internet is forever!more so the fact that despite the fact her current car crash "career" is lying in shattered fragments around her feet, she still totally believes that she be getting back into teaching/lecturing once her influenza "career" is over! she's dreaming of. a future educating the next generation, whilst filming herself dressed as an inflatable elf fighting to squeeze through the doorway of her tiny house with her husband dressed as an inflatable turkey. i would love to see her invent a way of describing THAT "werk" in the career section of her cv when she's applying to teacher jobs, along with the fanny fanning, DV jokes and licking her own chocolate-covered face etc. she won't even make the interview stage when simply entering her name into google brings up an endless spiel of articles highlighting her horrendous behaviour, alongside the reels and images she's actively chosen to put online! the fact she thinks she will ever work as a teacher is even more of a joke than her self-diagnosed "anxiety".
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Honestly it was just desperate/embarrassing/cringe worthy.
Seriously needed to come with a health warning!
