Brummy Mummy #89 A dog is for content, not just for Christmas!

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Oh so Katie Ellison hasn't fallen out with Babs, just her bestie LP
I’m of the mind that they are all “influencers” & that they need to keep tabs on each other, frenemies if you like. I think Louise just didn’t want to work with Emma anymore & probably told her but keeps it professional. Katie from what I’ve seen on her accounts seems genuinely nice, but I don’t think she would ever want socialise with Emma given a choice.
 
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She'll be one of those old women who flirt and stroke the arms of young men and tells them they're good looking 🤮
i mean, she probably already does. considering she said recently that she fancied the twelve year old boy who played the human boy version of casper in the movie WHEN SHE WAS TWENTY,she's undoubtedly fawning over "hot" teenage boys she sees on the street. erin won't be bringing any friends home when she gets to high school, knowing full well that babs will absolutely mortify her by embarrassingly flirting with her teenage male friends and talking about her "cracking rack" desperate for even the slightest amount of attention. cringe. 🤢
 
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I don't understand what she wants the doctor to do, surely you just take anti histamine if you have an allergy? They won't do any tests because they know what is causing the allergy.
Steroid nasal spray? Does take around 1 month to work but Babs would expect it to work straight away…..
 
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Yep!
All the Tingo's from yesterday!
She's been busy. I don't know about "Summer Nights" - in Babs case it's more like "Tattle Nights"
That's great inspiration for another parody 😁

"Tattle night's"

🎵Tattle reading had me a blast
Tattle scrollin' I do so fast
Found some cowbags crazy for me
The IC20, rude as can be
Spend my days slobbing away
But oh, then those tattle night's

Oh wella, wella, wella, ooh!

Tell us more tell us more
Can you fit in that bra?
Tell us more tell us more
Why's your ego so large?

Ah ha, ah ha, ah ha...

Thick eyeshadow, look like a woman
Bought a puppy, contents got crap
I saved Stes life, when he nearly drowned
His tinned mash was never found

Tattle cunts, somethings begun
But uh oh my tattle night's

Oh wella, wella, wella, ooh!

Tell us more, tell us more
Why is your hair so bright?
Tell us more, tell us more
Does Ste put up a fight?

Smash his face, smash his face, smash his face yeah..

I call my Babette's my Insta friends
Jump every bandwagon just for the trends
My clothes all fit in size 18
I'm not a narc, ya know I'm a kween

Tattle read
Ad, block, delete
My sad life and tattle nights

Tell us more tell us more
Why d'ya favour your girl?
Tell us more tell us more
Does Ste sleep in a cell?🎵


That's all I got for now cba to do all the verses 😂
Right I better stop procrastinating and actually go for a run now 🤦
 
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That's great inspiration for another parody 😁

"Tattle night's"

🎵Tattle reading had me a blast
Tattle scrollin' I do so fast
Found some cowbags crazy for me
The IC20, rude as can be
Spend my days slobbing away
But oh, then those tattle night's

Oh wella, wella, wella, ooh!

Tell us more tell us more
Can you fit in that bra?
Tell us more tell us more
Why's your ego so large?

Ah ha, ah ha, ah ha...

Thick eyeshadow, look like a woman
Bought a puppy, contents got crap
I saved Stes life, when he nearly drowned
His tinned mash was never found

Tattle cunts, somethings begun
But uh oh my tattle night's

Oh wella, wella, wella, ooh!

Tell us more, tell us more
Why is your hair so bright?
Tell us more, tell us more
Does Ste put up a fight?

Smash his face, smash his face, smash his face yeah..

I call my Babette's my Insta friends
Jump every bandwagon just for the trends
My clothes all fit in size 18
I'm not a narc, ya know I'm a kween

Tattle read
Ad, block, delete
My sad life and tattle nights

Tell us more tell us more
Why d'ya favour your girl?
Tell us more tell us more
Does Ste sleep in a cell?🎵


That's all I got for now cba to do all the verses 😂
Right I better stop procrastinating and actually go for a run now 🤦
This. Is. Golden. 🤣🤣🤣👍👏👏👏👏 Brilliant, well done xx
 
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That's great inspiration for another parody 😁

"Tattle night's"

🎵Tattle reading had me a blast
Tattle scrollin' I do so fast
Found some cowbags crazy for me
The IC20, rude as can be
Spend my days slobbing away
But oh, then those tattle night's

Oh wella, wella, wella, ooh!

Tell us more tell us more
Can you fit in that bra?
Tell us more tell us more
Why's your ego so large?

Ah ha, ah ha, ah ha...

Thick eyeshadow, look like a woman
Bought a puppy, contents got crap
I saved Stes life, when he nearly drowned
His tinned mash was never found

Tattle cunts, somethings begun
But uh oh my tattle night's

Oh wella, wella, wella, ooh!

Tell us more, tell us more
Why is your hair so bright?
Tell us more, tell us more
Does Ste put up a fight?

Smash his face, smash his face, smash his face yeah..

I call my Babette's my Insta friends
Jump every bandwagon just for the trends
My clothes all fit in size 18
I'm not a narc, ya know I'm a kween

Tattle read
Ad, block, delete
My sad life and tattle nights

Tell us more tell us more
Why d'ya favour your girl?
Tell us more tell us more
Does Ste sleep in a cell?🎵


That's all I got for now cba to do all the verses 😂
Right I better stop procrastinating and actually go for a run now 🤦
The dogs have just looked at me like I’ve lost the plot as I laughed about loud at this!! Brilliant!!!
Her ‘therapist’ has been away for 5 weeks?! Bollocks! They’ve got a lot to talk about?! What?! Babs is a twit? Babs is a liar?
Emma does NOTHING all day every day so there’s a good discussion point- get off your fat arse and get a life! There- free advice! You’re welcome!
 
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Another Tingo,,,, hands up who mentioned the Groupon Councillor had gone quiet 🤣🤣
Also, who else has noticed that she purposely looks rough on Groupon Councillor day 🙄
 
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That's great inspiration for another parody 😁

"Tattle night's"

🎵Tattle reading had me a blast
Tattle scrollin' I do so fast
Found some cowbags crazy for me
The IC20, rude as can be
Spend my days slobbing away
But oh, then those tattle night's

Oh wella, wella, wella, ooh!

Tell us more tell us more
Can you fit in that bra?
Tell us more tell us more
Why's your ego so large?

Ah ha, ah ha, ah ha...

Thick eyeshadow, look like a woman
Bought a puppy, contents got crap
I saved Stes life, when he nearly drowned
His tinned mash was never found

Tattle cunts, somethings begun
But uh oh my tattle night's

Oh wella, wella, wella, ooh!

Tell us more, tell us more
Why is your hair so bright?
Tell us more, tell us more
Does Ste put up a fight?

Smash his face, smash his face, smash his face yeah..

I call my Babette's my Insta friends
Jump every bandwagon just for the trends
My clothes all fit in size 18
I'm not a narc, ya know I'm a kween

Tattle read
Ad, block, delete
My sad life and tattle nights

Tell us more tell us more
Why d'ya favour your girl?
Tell us more tell us more
Does Ste sleep in a cell?🎵


That's all I got for now cba to do all the verses 😂
Right I better stop procrastinating and actually go for a run now 🤦
Fantastic.....👏👏👏👏🎉🥂see Bab, we have very talented IC200000 members . They're much more deserving of a publication than you ,you gormless fraud .
 
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I don't understand what she wants the doctor to do, surely you just take anti histamine if you have an allergy? They won't do any tests because they know what is causing the allergy.
I would assume that this is precisely what they will suggest (I don't know much about allergies), because sniffles and watery eyes are pretty mild reactions. If she was regularly breaking out in hives or having breathing issues, then they'd do tests. But her "symptoms" are like... nothing?

That's great inspiration for another parody 😁

"Tattle night's"

🎵Tattle reading had me a blast
Tattle scrollin' I do so fast
Found some cowbags crazy for me
The IC20, rude as can be
Spend my days slobbing away
But oh, then those tattle night's

Oh wella, wella, wella, ooh!

Tell us more tell us more
Can you fit in that bra?
Tell us more tell us more
Why's your ego so large?

Ah ha, ah ha, ah ha...

Thick eyeshadow, look like a woman
Bought a puppy, contents got crap
I saved Stes life, when he nearly drowned
His tinned mash was never found

Tattle cunts, somethings begun
But uh oh my tattle night's

Oh wella, wella, wella, ooh!

Tell us more, tell us more
Why is your hair so bright?
Tell us more, tell us more
Does Ste put up a fight?

Smash his face, smash his face, smash his face yeah..

I call my Babette's my Insta friends
Jump every bandwagon just for the trends
My clothes all fit in size 18
I'm not a narc, ya know I'm a kween

Tattle read
Ad, block, delete
My sad life and tattle nights

Tell us more tell us more
Why d'ya favour your girl?
Tell us more tell us more
Does Ste sleep in a cell?🎵


That's all I got for now cba to do all the verses 😂
Right I better stop procrastinating and actually go for a run now 🤦
Genius!
 
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Tell me there is nothing wrong with you and you like therapy as it’s all about YOU without telling me 🤔🙄
This is exactly why it angers me and I refrain from saying too much,,,,, but if she can go 5 weeks without therapy, she doesn't need therapy! She is purely just paying somebody to validate her, massage her ego and tell her she is right in all the things she thinks, says and does! Utter twit!
 
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This is exactly why it angers me and I refrain from saying too much,,,,, but if she can go 5 weeks without therapy, she doesn't need therapy! She is purely just paying somebody to validate her, massage her ego and tell her she is right in all the things she thinks, says and does! Utter twit!
Completely agree. The only thing she might need guidance with is her addictive personality, the food, the tat, the booze... Even then I'm sure she wouldn't listen, she just wants someone to tell her she's git a better rack than those cowbags which she gets from the Babettes anyway
 
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Wondering if the groupon therapist has been in intensive therapy themself for the last 5 weeks 🤔🤣
 
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Tell me there is nothing wrong with you and you like therapy as it’s all about YOU without telling me 🤔🙄
But why is she lying on the sofa mid morning?! How is she relatable to ANYONE when she slobs about all day like lady muck!

But why is she lying on the sofa mid morning?! How is she relatable to ANYONE when she slobs about all day like lady muck!
And she’s still there. Now on the pretence of having lunch!
 
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She's kidding nobody when she tries to make out that she's on her "lunch break" 🙄
 
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