Brummy Mummy #89 A dog is for content, not just for Christmas!

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Recap……The last thread was a quick one 🔥🔥

Announced on Friday night that their holiday for half term/Steve’s 40th has been rescheduled. She claimed it was because her dad is “poorly” in hospital and they wanted to be close by but no one’s really sure we can believe a word she says. She was straight in there with an AD on Saturday morning (Studio Christmas tat) so using that sympathy engagement to its fullest.

Messed up putting a photo wall up on the stairs, as with everything she does it’s something that could be nice but she makes it look tit.

Sunday off.

Half term shopping, pumpkin painting and banishing the kids away by 7:30pm for TV time.

Went to Warwick castle, Babs made a fool for herself wearing a Mickey bag and ears, and made the others look like idiots too. Posing for the ‘gram but not actually making the most of a day out.

Total tit show for Steve’s 40th - crappy balloons, up on her own at the crack of dawn, pretending to get him a mcds breakfast when she probably ordered it for delivery, made him pose with candles in his hash browns 🙄 Took him to the Villa stadium for a tour and stomped off to sit in the car on her own because shirts are expensive and she’s not interested in them. Home and in front of crap telly, without the kids, by 8pm.
Managed to squeeze an AD for some other Insta twit’s clothes range in.
Couldn’t have made herself look more selfish, inconsiderate and tight. She has more disposable income than all of us Cow Bags combined and she couldn’t even take him bowling, out for a nice dinner, for a night in a hotel, anything. London the other week was rearranged from last year and he’ll apparently get dinner with the families next weekend as they were supposed to be on holiday now but she’d known it was cancelled for a few days and didn’t bother her lazy arse to organise anything for him. Clearly they don’t have friends or family who want to spend time with them, and I can’t say I’m surprised by that at all.

Straight in with an AD Friday, for an LOL live show, aimed at young kids, featuring just her. Can’t spell “surprise” correctly so totally crap at her job. And just, well, weird.
Allergy chat is back 😴😴😴

Friday was an odd one - kids palmed off to the sister in law, her all dressed up and promising to “take you all along” on an exciting day. Then it was all quiet until early afternoon when her and PUS were in front of the telly. Again. Then her dad was home from hospital and she was tired, emotional, crying, needing to be in bed after a rollercoaster day. Drama drama drama! Anyway because we are insanely clever around here, many Cow Bags called a new pet as being the excitement and that she needed to wait to share for maximum engagement.

Lo and behold, Saturday morning - a reel of the kids being surprised (ugh!) with a new puppy. Golden Girl getting all the cuddles, poor Ethan barely getting a look in. All very convenient with not being able to get a rescue, her “friend’s dog” having a litter, one being left, her holiday being cancelled etc. Babnocchio on fine form 🙄
Stories of her “crying” over the dog and loads of photos/videos. I mean, it’s gonna be hilarious watching her handle a puppy….altho PUS is gonna have to do all the hard stuff, obvs, but she’s an idiot if she thinks it won’t affect her life! Half the plants she has will have to go for a start, and she’ll have to hide all of her shoes and bags 🤣
Her dad came to visit on Sat - he’s not been to her new house apart from when he was allowed in the garden, which seems odd, she cancelled her holiday because he was so ill but the day after he’s home from hospital he’s round hers for a tour and to see the puppy. WTF?? She’s lying about something, not sure what or why, but this is too stupid to be real life!
So lots of photos of her side of the family with the puppy. And Erin. Lots of ❤ emojis from her as it’s been “A LOT” with her dad and the dog. She’s so weird, and she is going to have such a shock when something awful does happen in that family because she can’t be away from Insta long enough to have real feelings; everything will be shared for attention but it won’t help her actually deal with it!

So we’ll see how long it takes before she’s moaning about the puppy!

Oh and she’s still definitely not from the angle we saw her in her pyjamas with a massive tummy a size 18 and still pulls ugly face selfies at every opportunity!
 
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I bet she knows full well how the clock change works this weekend. Making out she’s unsure so the babettes can confirm or not but she’s gotta keep that engagement up before the babbath. Sick dad and new puppy just isn’t enough. Greedy insta weirdo.
 
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Cowbags, my 10yr old daughter is going away on a school trip for 5 days on Monday. It's Saturday night and I'm panicking that I've only booked 5 days out, 8 nights out and a weekend away. Is that enough? I haven't even told her to write me some letters yet.

Mind you I also have a full time job, a husband and another child to look after so not sure how I'm going to fit all the activities in.
 
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She’s a grown woman why would the clocks changing impact her so much?? Most people are chuffed to get an extra hour in bed or won’t even really notice a difference apart from updating the oven 😂
 
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Well if you wake at 5am(which was 6am) go back to bloody sleep!??! It isn't difficult. Why does she make such a drama out of everything?
 
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Oh here she goes with the drama about the clocks going back! Her youngest child will be 9 in just over 2 months time! If she can't get him to stay in bed until a decent time on a weekend then she certainly shouldn't be in charge of a bleeping dog!!!
 
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Well if you wake at 5am(which was 6am) go back to bloody sleep!??! It isn't difficult. Why does she make such a drama out of everything?
It's the literal reason every one says we get an extra hour in bed. You wake up at your usual time, discover it's an hour earlier and go back to sleep - it's the best day!!
 
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Keeping the dog awake until bedtime?? Really?? Maybe I’m doing life all wrong but when ours was a puppy she slept when she slept! I never once kept her awake. Just let the dog be Babs, you can’t micro manage every single thing in the entire world. Hope that helps 😘
 
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Emma's top YT videos.

1. CBeebies Land: IGGLEPIGGLE & UPS DAISY PARTY! (May 24, 2015)
2. Easy Kitchen Organisation Ideas (January 14, 2018)
3. Storytime (embarrassing) How We Met! (September 22, 2017) featuring Louise Pentland in thumbnail
4. Come Shop With US & Haul with Louise Pentland (February 14, 2018) featuring Louise Pentland thumbnail and title.
5. B&M Come Shop With US & Haul with Louise Pentland (March 23, 2018) featuring Louise Pentland thumbnail and title.

It must really annoy her that she cannot use Louise for rating anymore.

I don't think Emma knows how to be a friend :rolleyes:

She is nothing more than a slovenly woman who cares very little about anyone but herself.
 
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Cowbags, my 10yr old daughter is going away on a school trip for 5 days on Monday. It's Saturday night and I'm panicking that I've only booked 5 days out, 8 nights out and a weekend away. Is that enough? I haven't even told her to write me some letters yet.

Mind you I also have a full time job, a husband and another child to look after so not sure how I'm going to fit all the activities in.
Don't forget to sort her daily outfits and share her knickers with the gram 🙄
 
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