Nobody reminded you puppies don’t sleep through the night Emma because you lied and said you were going to rescue a dog NOT get a puppy.
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Definitely she was always on about Lucy "licking her privates". I always thought say something nice about the dog, but that was the phrase she used time and time again with Lucy.
Like it's baffling to her that thats how dogs clean themselves.
Only blabs could make a puppy’s normal wash routine sound perverted she’s like some oversexed 13 year old pointing and going “ooooh front bum”
even the dog has no privacy
she’s like some oversexed 13 year old pointing and going “ooooh front bum”even the dog has no privacy
Okay, who has trained that puppy to bark every time she does a story? What genius. Send us your address and we will send you all the things.
Why is she so obsessed with the puppy’s ‘private parts’ (they term gives me the ICK)? It’s sick and wrong, and actually perverted. Eugh, she is so VILE!!!! But LOL to Babs being scared shitless of Margot’s little bark this morning 
the puppy has The Baboon’s life and I’m here for it
the puppy has The Baboon’s life and I’m here for it The puppy doesn’t like her talking “to the people”
- It’s definitely a cowbag, or planted by a cowbag
- “The people” - that’s a mighty downgrade for the fawning babettes
- It’s ok “the people” can probably cope without this inane drivel, it’s not like you’re imparting any wisdom (ever)
That made me laugh, stupid bint jumping at a puppy barking!Why is she so obsessed with the puppy’s ‘private parts’ (they term gives me the ICK)? It’s sick and wrong, and actually perverted. Eugh, she is so VILE!!!! But LOL to Babs being scared shitless of Margot’s little bark this morning
She really is obsessed with juvenile toilet humour isn't she? Probably jealous cos she can't lick her " Private parts
" clean! Save her having a shower or using baby wipes! 
Chuckling to myself at the thought of Margot being a cow bag spyThe puppy doesn’t like her talking “to the people”
As others have said, grow up Emma - you have no idea how privileged you are.
- It’s definitely a cowbag, or planted by a cowbag
- “The people” - that’s a mighty downgrade for the fawning babettes
- It’s ok “the people” can probably cope without this inane drivel, it’s not like you’re imparting any wisdom (ever)
. I need to get a life 
She’s definitely referring to the poor dog cleaning herself as licking her private parts because she thinks it’s a bit rude.
If the puppy has the zoomies why does it need to be up in the sofa? Why not put it on the floor and let it run?
If the puppy has the zoomies why does it need to be up in the sofa? Why not put it on the floor and let it run?
Oh god, don’tThat made me laugh, stupid bint jumping at a puppy barking!
She really is obsessed with juvenile toilet humour isn't she? Probably jealous cos she can't lick her " Private parts
The good thing about the dog is
1. It’s forced blabs to do her morning address to ‘the people’ downstairs
2. It has the soul of a cowbag tattler and cant stand her voice
1. It’s forced blabs to do her morning address to ‘the people’ downstairs
2. It has the soul of a cowbag tattler and cant stand her voice
She got up to prove to us that she's not leaving it all to Pus.
Also.....calling for a grid post to say how the puppy has mended their hearts since losing Lucy. She knows how much engagement the dead dog got her so will at least try to milk it a few more times.
Also.....calling for a grid post to say how the puppy has mended their hearts since losing Lucy. She knows how much engagement the dead dog got her so will at least try to milk it a few more times.
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Why does she have to lie so much?!
The last time she wore a thin strapped dress wasn’t in the 90s there’s a grid post of her wearing one in the summer. Stupid bint
The last time she wore a thin strapped dress wasn’t in the 90s there’s a grid post of her wearing one in the summer. Stupid bint
Why did we need to know her arse was red raw from wearing thongs!! Who says this about themselves for thousands of people to read! 
Who says this about themselves for thousands of people to read! 
Why does she need to blatantly lie... go back to July of this year and she's in a strappy dress with a t-shirt. Not worn a atrappy since 1996 you say ??
Why does she need to blatantly lie... go back to July of this year and she's in a strappy dress with a t-shirt. Not worn a atrappy since 1996 you say ??
Why does she need to blatantly lie... go back to July of this year and she's in a strappy dress with a t-shirt. Not worn a atrappy since 1996 you say ??
Oh FFS. She absolutely is one of those people who has never had drama, trauma or real relationship issues. She was a sad, geeky teenager obsessed with following boy bands around; probably had an imaginary boyfriend and made up crap to make her life seem interesting. Got with PUS and stayed with him because it’s easy and it’s what you’re “supposed” to do. And never got out of the habit of making up crap to make her very boring, dull and easy life seem harder, funnier or more interesting than it really is. When PUS mans up and leaves, or when she loses a parent, or when Erin comes home pregnant at 15, or when Ethan’s 18 and sues her for selling his childhood….when she has a real problem, she is not going to know what has hit her!
Who the hell does she think wants to know any of that made up bullshit about Emma of 1996!??
Apart from the fact that she wore that very dress last week (it was on a Story so can't find it) she also has another strappy summer dress she's worn loads of times
My god Emma, you are so boring and full of absolute tit!!!
Nobody, NOBODY talks about themselves like that if the things they are saying are true. You do not realise what an idiot you look and sound when you write this fake narrative about your younger self Emma. It's quite sad really. You need some serious proper mental help.
Apart from the fact that she wore that very dress last week (it was on a Story so can't find it) she also has another strappy summer dress she's worn loads of times
My god Emma, you are so boring and full of absolute tit!!!
Nobody, NOBODY talks about themselves like that if the things they are saying are true. You do not realise what an idiot you look and sound when you write this fake narrative about your younger self Emma. It's quite sad really. You need some serious proper mental help.
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