ethan isn't even the issue! sure, he wakes up pretty early - a problem babs could easily solve if she didn't force him to stick to a toddler bedtime, but she doesn't want to because she loves the fact that ethan waking up early gives her an opportunity to share scathing, eye-rolling content about the poor boy - but in reality, it's babs who is awake from 5.30/6am every morning, filming stories from her stinking pit. she just loves any opportunity to moan. presumably she's complaining that she's going to wake up at 4.30am - which literally isn't a problem for anyone else, who will look at the clock and happily roll over for another hour of sleep - and the world will end. the clocks go back literally EVERY year - it's not a novel concept, ffs. she's dealt with it for 43 years, and survived. she could have planned ahead an delayed her bedtime, or simply
bleeping deal with it - i'm sure she could easily waste an hour doomscrolling tattle! and if anything, it'll be the "puppa" who has her awake early - not ethan. does she really think that puppy is going to sleep all the way through the night?!
i'm glad tomorrow is the babbeth, or we'd spend the day inundated with stories like "i really want lunch but it's only 11am - but it's 12 o'clock really!" and "the kids should be going to bed now, because it should be 6pm - but it's only 5pm!" and then "i only had one hour in front of netflix because the kids went ot bed a whole hour later, but i can't force myself to stay awake til the clock says 8pm, so i'm going to bed at 7pm - because my body thinks it's 8pm!" she seems to cope perfectly fine with the time difference when she fucks off to florida, yet an hour different in the uk, and it's immediately over-dramatised as content.
duck off babs.