Brummy Mummy #88 all out of fresh ideas, then rehash same cr*p she’s been using for years

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Frankie75

Agreed. I work in hospitality, long and unsociable hours, usually working opposite hours to my husband to minimise childcare costs. We’ve both had the day off today, our youngest had a teacher training day and we’ve been out for the day and made the most of it. We came home and I’ve been whizzing round, catching up on the laundry and other boring chores. Now my husband is grumbling about the villa score , while we wait for our Dominos to be delivered.
Now I’m not saying my life is mega exciting, just pretty ordinary, but I just don’t know how she not bored shitless of sitting on her arse, slobbing about in those gross, sweaty pyjamas, night after night, day after day watching shit TV. Surely nobody else lazes around as much as she does
 
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Lady Doodle

I wonder if she'd have 'postponed' the holiday if it was HER 40th and it was all about HER
 
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Natpat

I reckon they were going to Morocco and that's why it was cancelled !!!!
 
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tahrah

I cannot think of a couple more ill suited for one another.

Stephen
Exercises regularly (bikes on the weekends)
Drinks protein shakes
Cares about his appearance (lots of clothes and shoes)
Works full time
Manages school runs
Cooks on occasion
Emasculates himself (to make wife happy) by dressing up as Buzz Lightyear
on yet another f@cking Disney trip

Emma
Walks ... to the refrigerator
Eats sweets, processed foods and drinks hot chocolate
Wears clothing that are more than a decade old
Uses expired make up
Has over processed (stringy) hair - that she touches constantly
Manages school runs
Places frozen food in oven (the real reason why she doesn't do grocery hauls)
Says things like: "I'm going to murder my husband" and " "I will TRY to not want to smash his face in. I said TRY."

Tell me why you want to stay married to such an incompetent, lazy cow, Stephen. Has she chiseled your self confidence and pride down to a nub? Was it her big bust that first intrigued you? Well those DDs are now resting comfortably on a gut equal in size. Sexy, huh?
 
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AliceInWanderLost

tbh, the only medical issues she DOES keep private is anything covid-related. there have been occasions where she's obviously been showing symptoms, yet when qquixzed about tests - usually by well-meaning babettes - she immediately explains that she keeps medical stuff private. essentially, ahe keeps medical stiff privateif it benefits her - ie she can justify going to the shops if she doesn't admit to having covid - but everything else is fair game because she can use it to create "woe is me" content, which helps her get brand deals by boosting her engagement.
 
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Allthecakes

Also hiding her body confidence behind an inanimate object
 
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Memmy

Ofc she says it is uncomfortable for her instead of the normal response of she's not talking about it to respect her father's privacy
 
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Allthecakes

Pumpkinspice returns said:
Me too. I’m lost without her. I’m sat on the bed in half pjs and half work clothes until she tells me.
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Me three can't possibly function without knowing her Saturday breakfast choice and little moan about getting up early with the boy.

Anyone else notice the scratchy allergy eyes posts have disappeared. So was it all linked to the recently departed Lucy, or, has she realised it won't help the dog adoption saga?
 
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Memmy

She should take the dry eyes seriously, it can be a symptom of diabetes
 
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teaandtoast8

Is that how normal people congratulate someone getting married? By saying her husband is jealous of fake Instagram filter shriek?! Wtf
 
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Unicorn_Poop

It’s not even been Halloween yet. Stop peddling Christmas!
Her decs must be up and down more times than she posts on Instagram PHEW
 
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Tippingpoint23

I wish she wouldn’t use the world poorly she sounds like a 5 year old. Her dad is in hospital by the sounds of things so probably fairly unwell so be a grown up babs. Hope Rog is okay!
 
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Lakajo

Tippingpoint23 said:
I wish she wouldn’t use the world poorly she sounds like a 5 year old. Her dad is in hospital by the sounds of things so probably fairly unwell so be a grown up babs. Hope Rog is okay!
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This bugs me too she has to trivialise everything doesn’t she

So her dad is ill in hospital, so ill that they have cancelled their holiday, yet here she is, still with the jovial pit stories and posting a Christmas ad. She’s deplorable.
 
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