Brummy Mummy #84 Tired mum? Tired? Not as tired as we are with her sh..

[Unicorn_Poop]

I think she should remake today’s reel with different captions eg
I like eating fruit (when it is covered in icing)
I love going on walks (around home bargains)
I’m always a size 18 (when the fabric is stretchy)

oh we could do SO many of these

I love going for a run (but only when I’m gifted free clothes)
I love eating rice (but only when I’ve hung it on the line first)
I love being a Mum to my daughter (oh wait, I’ve got two kids….??)

 

[Sweet_baby_cheeses]

Just clicked on her video of her doing the Liberty X dance holding a broom with her top undone & bra showing! It was the old house with the grey wardrobe-looking cupboards in the kitchen! What on gods earth made her share that again. When I first started following her around 5 years ago she seemed like a down to earth person who came across as someone I’d be friends with IRL. If one of my friends started sharing that stuff I’d be ringing them to check if they were ok! My husband would think I’d lost the plot! Just bizarre!

 

[MoodyMerde]

The controlling narcissist in her cannot cope with the fact E will be out of range for 4 nights. She won’t be able to manipulate her and quite frankly she’s terrified That Groupon therapist (that doesn’t exist) will be kept very busy this coming week. Or do instead of working on her issues, Babs will throw herself into werk binge-watching trash TV.

ETA This is a witchy-cackle btw!

 

[Maddogsmum]

She really thinks she’s a fashion guru I’d wear a black bag before I’d wear anything she wears! Lord how self obsessed is she? She really thinks she’s hot . Ya sure babs you may as well lie to yourself same as you lie to your dumb babettes

Perhaps Emma should embrace Kim Kardashian’s look at the Met Gala last night! Frankly it would be an improvement!

 

[Lakajo]

Haha, making out she’s watching the real housewives of saltwater (the silly cow means Salt Lake City, probably been on the cocks already) on her ‘lunch’ break and she’s not just sat on her arse all day watching it I hate to admit it but I have watched the RH of Beverly Hills as pure escapism but each episode is around 50 minutes long and there’s about a thousand episodes on each season so unless you have **cough** no life then you can’t binge a season is such a short space of time. Does she not realise her target audience is busy mums? I cannot get over how much she lives in a fantasy land

 

[Lady Doodle]

No annual post about 9/11 yet, making it all about her and the times she's visited NYC!

I'll await my Tingo

 

[BonBon27]

Woah. Her level of delusion is HIGH. I mean, we see it every day with her thinking she’s amazing at her job, loved so much by her husband and her kids, that she looks good in all of her “size 18” clothes, that she promotes body positivity etc etc. BUT she didn’t honestly for one moment think that her and PUS could do the bathroom without help did she?!? They can’t even put wardrobes together The kitchen and the bathroom are the rooms that you don’t mess with, that you pay people to fit (unless you’re Mr BonBon who is an engineer, electrician, unofficial plumber, generally ace at all DIY and really quite annoying cos he can do everything but that’s another story). What an absolute bell end she really is.

 

[Maddogsmum]

She’s just so bloody boring.
No mention of 20th Anniversary of one of the worst terrorist attacks in modern history. 3000 people died Emma.
No mention of the phenomenal success of Emma Raducanu who is 18 yrs old and in the bloody FINAL of the US open! Now THERE’S a role model for her daughter.
No mention of Suicide prevention day ( yesterday )

We get shots of her gunt, fat legs and shorts and her baggy sack dresses and a whole stream of inconsequential bollocks from her greasy ugly fat face.
She’s just a waste of space.

 

[Lady Doodle]

I often wonder if she ever actually watches herself back...... cos I'm convinced that if she did she would see what we see and try and correct the error of her ways.
A really effective form of therapy that I used to use when patients relapsed was giving them access to previous therapy sessions notes to read. They would literally be broken by what they read, but it would help heal them so much quicker the next time. And each time they became more solid and stable. I truly believe this same tactic would work if she watched herself back and saw what an utter Bell End she is!

 

[Nadurath]

So let me get this right, babs has done a kingsmill advert about recycling the plastic and recycling week being next week, by showing all the hard plastic boxes she has bought which will eventually go to landfill? Did Kingsmill even look at this before approving it, or did they just think “fuck it, this is the last ad we’ve paid her for just get it out and black list her”?

 

[yellow_daisies]

Didn’t she once say she doesn’t even like real hot chocolate, she only drinks watered down instant stuff?

Yeah- she thinks Options powder is the height of sophistication!

 

[Lakajo]

Those poor kids banished to bed at 7pm no matter what so she can get her telly time. Don’t they have clubs? Homework they need help with? Shower? Supper? All the things that kids do on an evening?! It baffles me!

 

[Grayson]

Also Cowbags. Correct me if I'm wrong here,,,,, but since when did she give up teaching because of her back injury? This is new bullshit I'm sure! And it's got me raging!!!!!
I'm at home waiting an appt for an MRI scan which is 2 weeks away (and thats quick believe me), and I fear I may never be physically fit enough to return to my current role. And she supposedly had to quit teaching, a job that poses no physical risk at all.

You are correct. She has never said this before. It's a new bab lie. When she gave up teaching she was thrilled to be so blessed that her hobby was now her career. Plus she has always stated this was only for as long as she wanted to do this and she has always planned to go back to teaching and then be an eccentric professor.....so yea, she's lying. Again
P.s I hope you can continue in your job. I bet you are fab at it and help people so much

 

[MrsJ2000]

Hot chocolate?? Its really warm here, hardly hot chocolate weather!!

 

[nosy_lurker]

In her pit stories she said she had a hairy toe but didn't she just shave it a couple of days ago?

I hate that I know this stuff

Also the reel is shit

Have a nice day cowbags

 

[Lurkerinthemidst11]

Someone on here had been reading "People Like Her" by Ellery Lloyd, I finally got round to reading it and it's chilling! All based around how influencers on instagram portray their lives and the dangers of oversharing especially when it comes to your kids. The ending really shows some true narcissistic behaviour too. Really would recommend in case anyone is looking for their next read. Should come with a Trigger Warning for miscarriage and baby loss.

That was me. It’s scary and eye opening. I would never want this life she (Emma) has - and all just for the sake of some free stuff, really. I feel like anyone in this job has got some sort of illness that needs working through. I’d honestly rather just go to a proper job and earn my money the normal way. Especially as well, the amount of stuff I know about the Conway family is unbelievable.

She posts pictures of her home and pretends that people can’t find where she lives but most people already know. Its Not hard to find. They can figure out where the kids go to school and everything. It’s incredibly scary.

It must be some sort of an addiction - the likes and the attention. She has to be very unhappy in her everyday life in order to not want to give up her ‘fans’ just for the sake of her family’s safety. I guess she needs them. How very sad for her children. She puts her fame before their safety

 

[Firefliesaremagic]

The amount of money this twunt wastes on tat is shameful....

She could easily have learnt how to knit those little hats herself instead of spending £11? On them. I guess that would've been too much bother for her (would also have made decent content....)

She also bought them from that famous small business ‘Amazon’ There are so many small businesses all over Instagram/Etsy etc that would have been so grateful for her business and her sharing their page, yet she chooses to support bloody Amazon.

 

[Lady Doodle]

She's clearly not doing any of the dropping off/picking up from these made up clubs is she! Sat there in here lazy fucking mum corner in her manky sweaty filthy old fashioned dressing gown.
How thick does she think people are!? Clearly as thick as her

 

[Frogfrogfrog]

I think she should remake today’s reel with different captions eg
I like eating fruit (when it is covered in icing)
I love going on walks (around home bargains)
I’m always a size 18 (when the fabric is stretchy)

 

[Lakajo]

I’m a nurse in a nursing home we have 37 residents with dementia and 3 that need 24 hour nursing care. I find it deeply insulting fir her to call them dementia homes. She obviously is very ignorant as she is about many things!
Help brought back a lot of memories about the start of the pandemic . We didn’t have any Ppe until July it’s been a very stressful time where I was the only nurse at one point working around the clock. My husband is a keyworker and my 13 year old had to watch his 2 year old brother as no one to watch them

You do a bloody fantastic job. I’m a nurse and I visit a lot of residential/nursing homes and you guys have really gone through it these last 18 months and yes, there are homes that specialise in caring for people with dementia but to call them ‘dementia’ homes de humanises these people, implying that all that they are is their dementia and not actual people.