I am definitely claiming it! My first Tingo!
I am definitely claiming it! My first Tingo!The moana rap- is that not a tingo from the last thread? Hi Babs
Second live update from my husband "why are you showing me videos of honey G?" Swiftly followed by "I'd rather roll naked on sandpaper "I have a live update from a husband (mine) I can confirm that he does not want to shag her.
His exact words "oh god no. Let me see some more picture of her....oh no way, what is she doing?"
I can confirm I can also do itIt REALLY annoys me that she thinks she’s so special for doing the Maui rap. What parent who’s seen Moana 372 times can’t do the Maui rap? I can do it. My husband can do it. My kids can do it. Seriously Babs, it’s not that hard
I can do every song from every children's film that has been released in the last 9 years!I can confirm I can also do it
I wanna say she’d be the type that would wanna be on top as she’s a control freak and that, then I remember how lazy she is and can see her twice laying there for England shovelling chocolate into her gob with her ginormous hands while watching tv over his shoulder whilst he’s going at it.that latest reel. urgh.
every time i think she can't possibly sink any lower, she manages to prove me wrong. that matted, greasy mess of hair needs a wash, and the fact she can't even perform her "stunt" of stepping one foot up on her sofa without rendering herself breathless and almost falling over is embarrassing. how can she possibly think that anyone wants to see that?!
that said, she is encouraged by the babettes, claiming she's "adorable" and "a legend" and telling her that ste is a "lucky guy". i mean, i guess he's lucky in the sense that he doesn't have to "bed" her, because she's utterly gross, yet so desperate for a shag that she's constantly trying to steal her followers "othe halves", because obvs absolutely anyone who sees her - regardless of their gender or sexual orientation - is going to be so overcome with desire in their desperation to "bed" a greasy, unwashed skank.
i almost threw up in my mouth a little when i saw that reel. i very much doubt men are going to be fantasising about THAT.
Times like this I wish I didn’t have a vivid imaginationI wanna say she’d be the type that would wanna be on top as she’s a control freak and that, then I remember how lazy she is and can see her twice laying there for England shovelling chocolate into her gob with her ginormous hands while watching tv over his shoulder whilst he’s going at it.
You’re welcome, I’m so glad you poor bitches now have that ingrained into your mind like I have
There’s no Babs in words Family Time. Don’t you know it’s all about her?Well she's not washed her hair today, that's for sure. Not sure how many of my mum mates would spend their Saturday afternoon filming themselves rapping and doing shit dance moves on their own! Sad bitch.
I've spent my afternoon watching the FA cup final with my husband and kids, in the same room, because yanno it's the weekend and we're not at school or work! Its called family time Babs. You should try it, it's rather nice.
How’d you think I got thereTimes like this I wish I didn’t have a vivid imagination
Ginormous handsI wanna say she’d be the type that would wanna be on top as she’s a control freak and that, then I remember how lazy she is and can see her twice laying there for England shovelling chocolate into her gob with her ginormous hands while watching tv over his shoulder whilst he’s going at it.
You’re welcome, I’m so glad you poor bitches now have that ingrained into your mind like I have
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