Dave from the royale family, resemblance is uncanny, the gormlessness too!I've not read for a while because Babs was boring me silly but is Dave Steve's new nickname??? I cant find it on the Wiki but am hoping its as funny as Kenny
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that boundaries reel from yesterday literally SCREAMS gender stereotypes. babs is so super woke that she believes it's only possible for women to have trouble with assertiveness and people pleasing and being unable to say no. 
and we're supposed to believe that an ex-teacher struggles with the ability to say "no". so did her students just run amok? did she allow blatant bullying to happen because she couldn't tell them to stop? they asked her to show them her droopy tits and she simply whipped them out?! duck off babs. plus she says "no" to ethan AND ste on a regular basis: "NO, i can't give you any attention, i'm talking to my lovely friends" "NO, you can't have the bedroom we promised you, because your sister wants it" "NO, you can't watch football on the big tv because i want to watch sister wives" "NO, we're not going to hire a decorator, because if you wallpaper the walls it will create content when i slate you for doing it all wrong" "NO, you can't come to disney - it's mummy and erin time" "NO, you can't bleeping sleep. in the big bed - get back in your cupboard" "NO, i won't stop gurning and flashing on SM - i don't care about the consequences on my family" etc, etc.
babs is very capable at saying no - and throwing major tantrums - to the things SHE doesn't want to do, or stop doing. saying no to the things that actually matter? that's what she needs to work on!
- no, i won't exploit my kids for money and attention.
- no, i will not allow photos of my children to be plastered all over porn sites.
- no, i won't show ignore my children's privacy, and show their bedrooms and the contents of their underwear drawers to the world.
- no, i won't put my children at risk of being bullied by jiggling my floppy boobs, smacking my ass, making vile gurning facial expressions, picking my eyes and dancing to WAP.
- no, i won't prioritise content over my relationships, family and my children's privacy and safety.
- no, i won't manipulate my followers into believing i'm body confident solely because it increase engagement.
- no, i won't lie about EVERYTHING.
- no, i won't ignore advice that i should take a break from SM, improve my diet and buy clothes that actually fit.
- no, i won't block people simply because their opinions differ from my own.
because, let's be honest, the only person babs can't say no to is HERSELF.
and we're supposed to believe that an ex-teacher struggles with the ability to say "no". so did her students just run amok? did she allow blatant bullying to happen because she couldn't tell them to stop? they asked her to show them her droopy tits and she simply whipped them out?! duck off babs. plus she says "no" to ethan AND ste on a regular basis: "NO, i can't give you any attention, i'm talking to my lovely friends" "NO, you can't have the bedroom we promised you, because your sister wants it" "NO, you can't watch football on the big tv because i want to watch sister wives" "NO, we're not going to hire a decorator, because if you wallpaper the walls it will create content when i slate you for doing it all wrong" "NO, you can't come to disney - it's mummy and erin time" "NO, you can't bleeping sleep. in the big bed - get back in your cupboard" "NO, i won't stop gurning and flashing on SM - i don't care about the consequences on my family" etc, etc.
babs is very capable at saying no - and throwing major tantrums - to the things SHE doesn't want to do, or stop doing. saying no to the things that actually matter? that's what she needs to work on!
- no, i won't exploit my kids for money and attention.
- no, i will not allow photos of my children to be plastered all over porn sites.
- no, i won't show ignore my children's privacy, and show their bedrooms and the contents of their underwear drawers to the world.
- no, i won't put my children at risk of being bullied by jiggling my floppy boobs, smacking my ass, making vile gurning facial expressions, picking my eyes and dancing to WAP.
- no, i won't prioritise content over my relationships, family and my children's privacy and safety.
- no, i won't manipulate my followers into believing i'm body confident solely because it increase engagement.
- no, i won't lie about EVERYTHING.
- no, i won't ignore advice that i should take a break from SM, improve my diet and buy clothes that actually fit.
- no, i won't block people simply because their opinions differ from my own.
because, let's be honest, the only person babs can't say no to is HERSELF.
This mornings stories imply that the whole of England are voting for a mayor of Birmingham 
My thoughts no one asked for today;
1) Just say “my kids are off today as their school is a polling STATION, I’ll be going to vote later so if you can in your area please vote too” Done. Don’t sound like an idiot by trying to give details when you know nothing about what is happening. Less is more.
2) As always, we don’t care about your outfit of the day because you dress the same all the time.
3) INVEST in a DECENT swimming costume. There’s a reason you can get them for a tenner, or you can get one for £70. You have the money, you have holidays booked (I think, not sure she’s mentioned them?!) so it won’t go to waste. Just buy a decent one with proper support. Jeez.
4) I am going to need lots of bleach readily available when she does a reel of trying on costumes that she will no doubt have to be shoehorned into because *newsflash* I don’t believe she’s a size 18.
5) If you want caffeine, drink bloody caffeine. You have a really unhealthy lifestyle anyway so what difference is a Cherry Pepsi Max going to make?? Life is short Babs, and the way you’re currently living will probably make yours even shorter, so why not just have everything you want?? Not sure why you’re trying to be such a martyr about not having caffeine when your alcohol, sugar, beige food and probably nicotine intake is sky high
6) Bore off.
Ah I feel better now that’s out. As you were!
1) Just say “my kids are off today as their school is a polling STATION, I’ll be going to vote later so if you can in your area please vote too” Done. Don’t sound like an idiot by trying to give details when you know nothing about what is happening. Less is more.
2) As always, we don’t care about your outfit of the day because you dress the same all the time.
3) INVEST in a DECENT swimming costume. There’s a reason you can get them for a tenner, or you can get one for £70. You have the money, you have holidays booked (I think, not sure she’s mentioned them?!) so it won’t go to waste. Just buy a decent one with proper support. Jeez.
4) I am going to need lots of bleach readily available when she does a reel of trying on costumes that she will no doubt have to be shoehorned into because *newsflash* I don’t believe she’s a size 18.
5) If you want caffeine, drink bloody caffeine. You have a really unhealthy lifestyle anyway so what difference is a Cherry Pepsi Max going to make?? Life is short Babs, and the way you’re currently living will probably make yours even shorter, so why not just have everything you want?? Not sure why you’re trying to be such a martyr about not having caffeine when your alcohol, sugar, beige food and probably nicotine intake is sky high
6) Bore off.
Ah I feel better now that’s out. As you were!
Oh god I can already imagine the swimsuit try on reel,,,,,,
Kenny will be filming her from the roof of the house, while she stomps around the garden, to get a high enough angle to convince us all that SHE IS A SIZE 18!!!! While she looks up and waves, plays constantly with her hair, and with a grin that is as fake as her hair colour
Kenny will be filming her from the roof of the house, while she stomps around the garden, to get a high enough angle to convince us all that SHE IS A SIZE 18!!!! While she looks up and waves, plays constantly with her hair, and with a grin that is as fake as her hair colour
Dave from the royale family, resemblance is uncanny, the gormlessness too!
I love it!!!! Especially when he's lurking in the background of her photos PUS
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Why does Emma claim she doesn’t drink caffeine - it seems strange with her other poor diet decisions caffeine is the thing she has picked to avoid.
I’ve finally figured out all the OOTD posts, the body confidence, clothing hauls. She wants to be a plus sized model, sorry size 18 model. All this banging on about bellies, she thinks she’s going to get more modelling gigs.
Captain Size 18
I think it was Alison Perry who had a rant about people purposely giving 1 star reviews on Emma’s pamphlet until someone pointed out that her giving it 5 stars just because she’s her friend was equally as misleading. That shut her up.Hmmmso Alison Perry isn’t trying to influence anybody to buy her new book or listen to her podcasts
She’s almost as nauseating as Babs. No wonder they’re pals!
Tea has caffeine and she’s often having a cuppa. Instead of avoiding caffeine why don’t you avoid sugar? Oh yeah guess that would be hard cos 90% of your diet is sugar!!
If she’s feeling brave she will maybe do a try on of the bikinis?! If she’s so body positive/body confident she wouldn’t need to be brave!
What she means is
“I’ll say if I’m feeling brave then all the Babettes will post fawning responses, telling me how marvellous I am which ups my engagement then I’ll post the pics of me in said bikini and get lots more responses telling me I’m amazing and a brilliant example to women everywhere!!”
duck me talk about delusional!
If she’s feeling brave she will maybe do a try on of the bikinis?! If she’s so body positive/body confident she wouldn’t need to be brave!
What she means is
“I’ll say if I’m feeling brave then all the Babettes will post fawning responses, telling me how marvellous I am which ups my engagement then I’ll post the pics of me in said bikini and get lots more responses telling me I’m amazing and a brilliant example to women everywhere!!”
duck me talk about delusional!
She’s so gloating about the non caffeine. It’s like ‘look at me! I’m SO healthy because I don’t have caffeine!!’ Ummmm no. You’re actually hugely unhealthy in every other way babs! I would think caffeine would be the least of your problems!!! Try and cut out sugar, salt, cocks, toddler food, booze. Take up running again. Make something in the slow cooker that probably has about an inch of dust on it. Then you can boast about how healthy you are!
Captain BabseyeI was thinking, Babs will need a suitable nickname for when she takes the helm. So far I've got BabBeard and Babossa...
Caffeine makes her anxious guyssssss
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Well her anxiety can always be fixed with a trip to Primark or Disneyland as I recall, so she could down a can of Pepsi Max and hop to her nearest Primark, fill a basket of tat, pay £70 and she’ll be all calm again.
Why is she suddenly buying a thousand swimsuits when she’s worn the same manky, threadbare swimming costume from M&S for the past 10 years? Has the M&S one finally fallen to bits? Or is it now actually too small for her to shoehorn her ‘size 18’ body into?
And then runs slow- mo through water coming from a hose!Oh god I can already imagine the swimsuit try on reel,,,,,,
Kenny will be filming her from the roof of the house, while she stomps around the garden, to get a high enough angle to convince us all that SHE IS A SIZE 18!!!! While she looks up and waves, plays constantly with her hair, and with a grin that is as fake as her hair colour
You've done it now,,,,,, she'll wheel out the old manky M&S one now and rub our noses in it
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