Brummy Mummy #64 That bra’s far Tu small

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What do we think would be Emma’s specialist subject on Mastermind?
I don’t think she’d do well whatever it was, even the things she’s interested in she doesn’t seem to retain much knowledge about!
 
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Just wanted to add that a narcissist would never admit that they needed therapy. Unless they are a clever narcissist and are using it for content to recieve more admiration and money.

When she fucks up and says things like 'if youre feeeling sad..etc, etc' its because she does not know how to empathise. As someone said earlier, she is a shell of human. There is nothing inside of her but love and admiration for herself. I know that Erin is her golden child but if one day Erin sees through her bullshit, that admiration will stop. Erin will most likely grow up to be a twat as well.
And well, her little boy will still be that "sensitive" boy hes always been because he knows what its like to be treated like garbage by his own mother.
 
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I've given up on the vlog.
How much fucking who ha needs to be made over those hideous mug shelves I refuse to call it a cupboard because it's not,,,,,, its some shelves with a crappy door infront of it. It's got no back. It's not a cupboard Emma
 
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I've given up on the vlog.
How much fucking who ha needs to be made over those hideous mug shelves I refuse to call it a cupboard because it's not,,,,,, its some shelves with a crappy door infront of it. It's got no back. It's not a cupboard Emma
It was boring as my ex husband
 
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What do we think would be Emma’s specialist subject on Mastermind?
I don’t think she’d do well whatever it was, even the things she’s interested in she doesn’t seem to retain much knowledge about!
I‘m sure she’d choose herself, but would fcuk that up too!
 
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I cannot get over how old she looks.
My 60 year old Aunty has nicer, smoother skin around her eyes

And WTF is she on about???? Again
She's desperate to be seen as this quirky, liberated, legendary Mother. She has actually said this in her past grid captions
(not word for word, of course) This is how she wants her children to see her when they look back.
I also think this house she just bought is probably the nicest (to her) shes ever had and so shes getting it ready to show off to all the people she'll be inviting over after lockdown.

I was like Ethan, the scapegoat, raised by a mother just like Emma. I am excellent at presentation because it was how i tried to impress my own mother. It obviously never worked but i know how to cover shit up so it looks good to the outside people. My house is beautiful and i always make sure i look nice when i leave the house but inside im filled with anxiety (am i good enough?) Its all fucking pretending.

Emmas worst nightmare will possibly Ethan - an educated empath. She already sees him as weak and sensitive. Hes on his way...
 
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Is she trying her hand at upcycling (LP’s tried this hasnt she?) & decorating because she has zero content. Oh & Annie Sloane chalk paint isn’t great as it needs a bit of prep & finish should’ve gone for Frenchic Babs all the cool instagrammers are using it.
 
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What do we think would be Emma’s specialist subject on Mastermind?
I don’t think she’d do well whatever it was, even the things she’s interested in she doesn’t seem to retain much knowledge about!
Poundland
 
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What do we think would be Emma’s specialist subject on Mastermind?
I don’t think she’d do well whatever it was, even the things she’s interested in she doesn’t seem to retain much knowledge about!
her specialist subject would be the narcissist topic of choice: Emma Conway herself, obvs. but even then, she wouldn't do well because her life is so twisted up in a web of lies she wouldn't be able to distinguish between things that actually happened in her life and separate the truth from all the exaggerations and embellishments and dramatics.

she may have a masters, but her specialist topic definitely would NOT be RE! "i was 42 years old when i learnt that not everyone celebrates Christmas!"

maybe the specialist subject of how to find out all the loopholes in lockdown rules?
 
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Anyone else wonder if Babs is actually neurodiverse? Everything about her life has to be ordered, doesn't do well with change or anything that challenges her, has learned responses, poor with empathy....so similar to my little one!
 
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I've given up on the vlog.
How much fucking who ha needs to be made over those hideous mug shelves I refuse to call it a cupboard because it's not,,,,,, its some shelves with a crappy door infront of it. It's got no back. It's not a cupboard Emma
Exactly! What a carry on over a bit of diy. I’ve painted whole rooms in the time it took her to stain the work top & paint the back of the shelves. How does she forget what so many things are called?? FUCKING COMMAND HOOKS EMMA!! & did we really catch a glimpse of a shirtless PUS painting the walls? I daren’t have a second look but please tell me I’m not imagining a half naked Ste
 
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