Brummy Mummy #55 A PUS is for life, not just for content

[Help. I'm. In. The. Loft]

Hello is that the police........ I'd like to report a crime please......

Someone I don't know is laughing at the price of my mugs........

***police hangs up


***emma cries into her £15 mug of gin

 

[Lady Doodle]

Oh god my baby is asleep on me and I laughed so much it woke her up

Sorry

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[BonBon27]

Hello is that the police........ I'd like to report a crime please......

Someone I don't know is laughing at the price of my mugs........

***police hangs up


***emma cries into her £15 mug of gin

Doesn’t even use her own mugs tho, does she?? She’ll be crying into a Disney mug, or one of those white ones with black writing she seems to thinks are so lush, or a pound shop mug

 

[Help. I'm. In. The. Loft]

Omg is grandad Roger the dogger gonna be really cross again

 

[chipstick]

Sorry

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I can't stop giggling at this

 

[Lady Doodle]

Doesn’t even use her own mugs tho, does she?? She’ll be crying into a Disney mug, or one of those white ones with black writing she seems to thinks are so lush, or a pound shop mug

I've always found it really really odd that she doesn't use one of her own I mean she works so hard on them

 

[Imnotyourbab]

This is the day that keeps on giving the puffa coat and rainbow jumper with the headband Jesus Christ and it looks like she’s got dog tit on the front of her shoe

 

[itsgonnarain1]

Police come to my door emma I’ll tell them about how you don’t give a duck about the fact your kids are on porn sites all the best x

 

[nosy_lurker]

“Puuuuussssss they’ve made a mockery of me they love and adore me! why make me look like a twit in front of DMC then have the cheek to say my mugs are too expensive do they know who I am and how hard it was to organise all the people. I’m just trying to run a small business pussssssss! I’m destined for big things but you need to get me there”
Saying all this tit whilst her heads in the bathroom and feet are in the kitchen. Conways I know some numbers for help appear in the background of her stories with a spoon in your hand and I’ll send someone round.

'Head in the bathroom feet in the kitchen' literally made me laugh out loud

Quiet night here KeBab so can I put in a request for my mug police visit tonight please?

I think she is still pissed off about being made to look a prat on the DMC post and is taking it out on the mug 'trolls'instead

 

[Lady Doodle]

'Head in the bathroom feet in the kitchen' literally made me laugh out loud

Quiet night here KeBab so can I put in a request for my mug police visit tonight please?

I think she is still pissed off about being made to look a prat on the DMC post and is taking it out on the mug 'trolls'instead

I'll have my call tonight too please cos I'm back on 3 straight 12 hour shifts from tomorrow actually helping people with REAL problems Emma you bellend. Your problems are playground league you idiot!

 

[Couldbehereawhile]

The sad thing about this, is she is the kind of person that reports this tit to the police. I joined the police before Facebook was a thing, and when social media started becoming widely used, we were then getting called to basically Facebook arguments. The number of times, after being told to delete people if they don’t get on, people would respond with....but then my friend numbers go down. FML
When you read here Babs, please don’t waste the police's time with this. All the frontline services are on their knees. The comment wasn’t offensive. You seek out people’s comments on a forum. If you don’t like what you see, then stay away.
People do suffer from horrendous online harassment, directly to them....don’t belittle that by thinking this is the same. It isn’t. HTH

 

[Misssj80]

'Head in the bathroom feet in the kitchen' literally made me laugh out loud

Quiet night here KeBab so can I put in a request for my mug police visit tonight please?

I think she is still pissed off about being made to look a prat on the DMC post and is taking it out on the mug 'trolls'instead

I was going to say this, definitely pissed off she was called a liar on the DMC post and she had to delete her chance of being DMC's new bestie.

 

[Frankie75]

Bit rich if some of those comments on fb if you have nothing nice to say then don't say it when they are the ones jumping on peoples posts. Then you have got babs herself 'be kind or I'll smash your face in, but I'm okay hating on certain people from a TV show. That meme that was shared on this page last week is so true for this about influencers, I couldn't find to repost.

It seems that nobody is allowed have an opinion anymore about anything . Even a Babette, merely querying the price of a mug, or commenting that it’s a ‘bit out of my price range’ and Babs immediately gets defensive and then comes the old Babs troll speech, chapter and verse !

 

[Mingles123]

Thread suggestion - foxtrot Oscar Babs mug shots at the ready

 

[Frankie75]

And she still thinks we are a 'small group of women'
I'm sorry, but I identify as a gender neutral mug so I take offence at that

But are we still insanely clever ?

 

[Cobsallday]

I'm off to write goodbye letters to my kids before I'm whisked off to the big house (as apposed to the tiny house). I think West mids police might be a little busy dealing with shootings, rapes and murders to be too interested in " muggate". If they not send them over , it'd be nice to see a friendly face.

 

[Frankie75]

Sorry

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Brilliant

 

[MoodyMerde]

That puffer jacket post is so desperate. She wants to back on Matalan’s list of hunfluencers. The reason people look warm and cozy in puffer jackets is because they fasten them against the cold weather. If the size 18 doesn’t do up, get a bigger size Bab! Hope that helps

 

[BonBon27]

LOL at the new outfit/coat post. Obviously in need of a bit of adoration/ego boost, after her really tough day of being called out about her shopping story on DMC’s post and one person telling her the mugs are expensive. What a nightmare she’s had. Much like her PMS last week, I’m sure it’s the WORST day anyone could have. Bet there’ll be plenty of Baileys and mini eggs tonight!

 

[flopsymopsy]

I don’t understand why she doesn’t design them herself? They’re hardly works of art (no offence to the designer) and wouldn’t take much for her to do it herself to reduce cost