Brummy Mummy #53 Not just a beige roast dinner, an Em&S beige roast dinner

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Why does she want sleepovers with her children? I don't understand? I love my sleep. My daughter is 3 and has only ever slept in my bed if she has been really poorly (she had a temp of 39 degrees just before covid started and we ended up in A&E so I wanted her close to me). I don't just let her sleep in my bed. They LITERALLY had a problem with Ethan wanting to sleep in their bed every night until he was 7 years old and she's ENCOURAGING him to still do that!
 
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Again. Who finds this funny?

Emma's fans are amongst the biggest sad cases on the www. The sort of women that think they're risqué if they have a glass of pink Echo Falls on a school night. Probably think Miranda is just hilarious. Only have other mums from school as friends. Call their husband The Hubster.

That blouse is bleeping hideous as well.
This made me howl. They are the sort of women that I never want to associate with 🤣🤣
 
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Has babs ever shared her supermarket shop? I’m just wondering if she has any tips for finding the best deals on frozen waffles.
 
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So they boy has been co sleeping with Emma for almost 8 years and not 2 weeks ago she tit on his privacy and shared this with the internet. Big hoopla about how now he is in his own bed finally.

She also added a few days ago that her children were misbehaving, struggling to concentrate with home school. You don't need to be a professor of child psychology and development to know that tired kids DO NOT BEHAVE OR CONCENTRATE!!

So then she does what.. encourage a sleepover in her bed. On a school night.

This woman is a complete idiot.

I moved my 5 month old into her own room this week and let me tell you I am in no rush to have either of my children back in my bed ANY time soon 🙃
 
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So then she does what.. encourage a sleepover in her bed. On a school night.

This woman is a complete idiot.
It’s all about content, her whole life is dedicated to doing things for content. What an exhausting and unfulfilling life she leads.
 
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Has babs ever shared her supermarket shop? I’m just wondering if she has any tips for finding the best deals on frozen waffles.
No, funnily enough she used to say she'd never do one because she thought people would criticise her for what's in it .... says a lot when even the kween of crap content draws the line at showing her freezer. Saying that, when Birds Eye get a tick on the 'dream list for 2021' I bet she'll be happy to fling open the freezer lid and do that chin dance with the freezer in the foreground

It’s all about content, her whole life is dedicated to doing things for content. What an exhausting and unfulfilling life she leads.
Probably didn't even happen 🤣
 
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How come her content is a scarcely edited video about wiping down the kitchen worktop, where she looks like she has just woken up and gives zero advice but other influencers like Emily Norris seem to be the complete opposite, seemingly some effort goes into her edited videos (perhaps her husband does it I don't know) her house is much bigger but spotless, she plays with her kids, she cooks proper meals. How is Emma so bad at everything?
 
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I don’t understand why they insist on these sleepovers if they’re are such a disaster. All she ever does is moan about them, they obviously aren’t much fun so don’t do them

Why does she keep doing them?
it is literally ALL for content. she's desperate to cling onto that toddler mum following, so she forces her kids to engage in toddler behaviourisms. the whole "sleepover" thing is to appear "relatable" to toddler mums who are co-sleeping. the fact that ethan settled into sleeping in his own bed in his own room so quickly indicates that her was more than ready to sleep without his mum - and was probably ready many years ago - but she encouraged it, purely because it provided content that she believed was relevant to toddler mums - with the added classic babs crudeness of "knees in the bum" etc. they successfully moved ethan into his own bed, but then babs realised that her toddler mum appeal was dwindling, hence the forced "sleepovers" so she can have a good whinge about sleepless nights, and appear relatable. she treats her children like toddlers, and talks about them like they're toddlers, because it's all for content. i swear the whole, obviously exaggerated, claim that erin and ethan argue constantly, to the point they can't be in the same room - which babs herself constantly proves is untrue - is an attempt to make her content relevant to mums who are dealing with toddler temper tantrums.

everything she does is for content. everything. content is her priority, regardless of the damaging impact it has on her kids. tbh, i wouldn't be surprised if the reason she gave up caffeine was an attempt to provide relatable content to all those toddler mums who had given up caffeine whilst pregnant, or reduced their caffeine intake while breastfeeding.
 
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Families trying to make 1 tin of beans stretch to feed everyone & she’s crushing Flakes into a jar for her stupid ‘station’.
Just piss off.
I know! I wasn't going to comment on this because it makes me so sad. One of the families I am working with at the moment literally have NOTHING to eat today. I have to put together a case to get them vouchers to go to the foodbank, then go abd collect it and drop it to them as they're shielding too. She's so unbelievably out of touch with EVERYTHING and it makes me sick that there are people like her putting their selfish actions all over the internet cos she thinks she's funny!!!

Has babs ever shared her supermarket shop? I’m just wondering if she has any tips for finding the best deals on frozen waffles.
No. And she has openly admitted in the past that she won't do food hauls because she doesn't like people judging what she eats 🤣🤣 But she doesn't mind her kids on porn sites, threatening DV towards her husband and being a blatant lazy selfish liar 🤷‍♀️
 
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I know! I wasn't going to comment on this because it makes me so sad. One of the families I am working with at the moment literally have NOTHING to eat today. I have to put together a case to get them vouchers to go to the foodbank, then go abd collect it and drop it to them as they're shielding too. She's so unbelievably out of touch with EVERYTHING and it makes me sick that there are people like her putting their selfish actions all over the internet cos she thinks she's funny!!!


No. And she has openly admitted in the past that she won't do food hauls because she doesn't like people judging what she eats 🤣🤣 But she doesn't mind her kids on porn sites, threatening DV towards her husband and being a blatant lazy selfish liar 🤷‍♀️
this made me so sad 😞 it shows these influencers are well and truly up their own backsides and so out of touch with what “normal” folk have to deal with every day. You’re doing an amazing job and I bet that family are so grateful for everything you’re doing.
 
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I dreamt about her last night too!! 😯

I was in her (old) house and was trying to film it so I could put it on Tattle. Then PUS gave me a plate of his roast dinner but I had to eat it off my lap as there wasn't any room on the table. I had a tea towel on my lap with the plate of food on top. I was then then woken up by my son so I haven't a clue how the dream ended.
I misread this when I was scanning the thread and thought you had written PUS gave me the roast of my life! 🤣🤣🤣 and I wasn't thinking of a dinner!

Apologies xx
 
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Just the original flavour, we all know the Conway's have a limited palate when it comes to food
They have really shockingly plain food don't they?? When we were young and not terribly adventurous with food (plus one of my sisters was fussy af) once or twice a week we got a standard Conway dinner- fish fingers/sausage/pizza or whatever- so my mum and dad could have a more grown up dinner- a spicy curry, something mum found in a recipe book, or maybe a takeaway that wasn't fish and chips (because that was the only thing we all ate). But they all eat bland boring freezer food all the time, I get eating as a family, it's important, but c'mon!!!
 
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I've got other stuff I want to say but got a ton of WERK (actual work babs, you know, making sure our essential front line workers get paid, not just prancing about in sweaty pyjamas) to do so just quickly before I abandon Tattle *sob*

I call bullshit on the "dancing to times tables" story. Ethan is standing behind her dancing the whole time. I reckon it was a 5 minute fitness thing for the kids or something.
I hate to even go against you on this but there is supermovers on BBC bitesize which has times tables with dance moves 😔 apologies xx
 
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I’m just here to say fancy blouse and trackyyyyyy B’s 😱😱😱😱🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 how difficult is it to get dressed?
Doing it because everyone else is, Jess Phillips the MP shared a photo of her the other day- blouse, jacket, made up, jewelry on, but with brightly coloured pj bottoms on!! Its yet another bandwagon, but as usual she is late to the party- it was done to death in the first lockdown!!

I'm pretty sure everything she's doing today is for us.

It's really, REALLY making me cringe. That floral blouse is hideous anyway but wearing it with her panto dame makeup and pyjama bottoms...she looks genuinely unhinged and frankly mentally ill (no offence meant by this).

When I was younger, my mum could do no right. Everything she did - even if it was just completely normal behaviour - embarrassed me, and would lead to screaming rows. Obviously I grew out of it as I was just being a stroppy teenager. If my mum had acted like Emma, I would have been so utterly humiliated and upset I think it would have damaged my relationship with my mum for good. As has been said on here, teenagers can be absolutely brutal and those kids are going to be ripped to shreds when they get to secondary school if Emma is still acting this way. It's hard to come back from that.
I got labelled "mortifying" by my daughter because I met her in our town centre after school, she'd walked down with friends, and I, her mother, committed the terrible crime of saying "hi" to the assorted teens in her company... Emma hasn't got a chance, Erin will cringe herself inside out.
 
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She has done the "smart top, PJ's bottoms" joke (if you can call it that) everyday this week.
Emma, get some new content. I mean we've got loads if you're stuck,,,,,,
Who won the comp?
Whats the results of your endless polls?
Where did you really spend Xmas?
Why is Erin the favourite child?
Where does Kenny sleep?
How's your numb foot/leg/fanny flap?
Which leg is it again 🤷‍♀️
 
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I don’t understand why they insist on these sleepovers if they’re are such a disaster. All she ever does is moan about them, they obviously aren’t much fun so don’t do them

Why does she keep doing them?
Better yet, why do we BELIEVE they are actually doing them 🤨
 
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You know when you’ve been on a drunken night out (remember them?) and the next day you get the dreaded feeling on what you did/said the night before.
Wonder if she gets this mortified feeling daily?
If she doesn’t. She should
 
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You know when you’ve been on a drunken night out (remember them?) and the next day you get the dreaded feeling on what you did/said the night before.
Wonder if she gets this mortified feeling daily?
If she doesn’t. She should
She cant/. She has zero self awareness.
 
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I've got other stuff I want to say but got a ton of WERK (actual work babs, you know, making sure our essential front line workers get paid, not just prancing about in sweaty pyjamas) to do so just quickly before I abandon Tattle *sob*

I call bullshit on the "dancing to times tables" story. Ethan is standing behind her dancing the whole time. I reckon it was a 5 minute fitness thing for the kids or something.
You could barely see him
I know! I wasn't going to comment on this because it makes me so sad. One of the families I am working with at the moment literally have NOTHING to eat today. I have to put together a case to get them vouchers to go to the foodbank, then go abd collect it and drop it to them as they're shielding too. She's so unbelievably out of touch with EVERYTHING and it makes me sick that there are people like her putting their selfish actions all over the internet cos she thinks she's funny!!!


No. And she has openly admitted in the past that she won't do food hauls because she doesn't like people judging what she eats 🤣🤣 But she doesn't mind her kids on porn sites, threatening DV towards her husband and being a blatant lazy selfish liar 🤷‍♀️
She doesn’t see anything wrong with what she’s doing does she? I wonder why no one in her or his extended family ever speaks out? The must watch her stories I know if it was any relative of mine I’d be watching.
 
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You know when you’ve been on a drunken night out (remember them?) and the next day you get the dreaded feeling on what you did/said the night before.
Wonder if she gets this mortified feeling daily?
If she doesn’t. She should
That was apparently the reason she stopped drinking, and why she now "rarely drinks" 🤣🤥
 
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