Things I would think of babatha if I was viewing her posts for the first time this morning
1.....she’s stook in an 80s timewarp , that exclamation perfume if you are of a similar age to babs was the mutz nutz as was dewberry perfume from the body shop .....thirty years on could I remember the jingle....could I fuck....would I sing it to my minions nope cos most of em would’ve gone huh and not have a clue.
2......that fringe post, fuck me she looks like the trumpmeister....in fact trump looks slightly.....very slightly more pleasing on the eye......but on a plus another great avatar for someone on here
3......texting ste at silly o clock about his snoring and earplugs.....fuck off you so didn’t.....I do think she was awake though and scanning the World Wide Web for shite or more than likely reading on here.
4.......not all green wanky candles smell of pine or toilets or forests .....I should know I’ve sold them for many a year when I work and often have my nose in a jar......jar lid for the wanky connoisseurs out there that unlike babs know you sniff inside the jar lid not stick your snout into the candle
on a side note loose women are currently taking the piss out of period parties and period cakes
She'll probably edit it out now. But blatantly Wet Sandra has been in that house!!!!!
What a time to be alive 
