Brummy Mummy #32 fabletics don't fit and hoof is on show. Pack up it's time to go!

[Memmy]

Imagine, when the kids at school google their own names, Ethan and Erin Conway, and it leads them straight to a video about their mum's fishy smelling vag and loads of gross comments from perverts. Why would you do that to your own children. What if the children used reverse image of themselves and ended up redirected to those despicable websites. Kids do explore the internet, and are VERY tech savvy. What is she thinking?! And why is nobody that cares for these kids stepping in for their safety?!

 

[Smallangryginger]

Imagine, when the kids at school google their own names, Ethan and Erin Conway, and it leads them straight to a video about their mum's fishy smelling vag and loads of gross comments from perverts. Why would you do that to your own children. What if the children used reverse image of themselves and ended up redirected to those despicable websites. Kids do explore the internet, and are VERY tech savvy. What is she thinking?! And why is nobody that cares for these kids stepping in for their safety?!

Even now when you google their names they are tarnished. I would share a screen shot but I don’t want too, if I found out my mum had published my tantrum pics for the whole world to see if he pretty pissed and make me think my mum maybe didn’t want me

 

[Memmy]

“Hello Disney! Where’s my free holiday? My official on-brand content is being known for having a fishy fanny. Hello? Hello? Are you still there?”

"Fishy fannies are fwiends not food"
"Under the sea with fishy fanny"
"Everything her fanny touches smells fishy"
"You've got a fishy fanny in me"
"Can you paint with all the colours of a fishy fanny"
"A whole new fishy fanny"
"Bare fishy fanny"

Eww, I apologise

 

[Luna615]

I’ve just looked at hunsnet and it is really bad!! I can’t imagine any family instamum wanting to be linked to it! Thing is people are laughing but it’s her career that’s taking a dive! She can go down that route but surely can’t be a mummy influencer anymore!!

 

[petitspois]

Imagine the other influencers talking about this latest debacle on their what’s app group?

 

[Memmy]

I’ve just looked at hunsnet and it is really bad!! I can’t imagine any family instamum wanting to be linked to it! Thing is people are laughing but it’s her career that’s taking a dive! She can go down that route but surely can’t be a mummy influencer anymore!!

problem is there are so many photos out there of her kids from very young until now attached to this brand

 

[Smallangryginger]

"Fishy fannies are fwiends not food"
"Under the sea with fishy fanny"
"Everything her fanny touches smells fishy"
"You've got a fishy fanny in me"
"Can you paint with all the colours of a fishy fanny"
"A whole new fishy fanny"
"Bare fishy fanny"

Eww, I apologise

Well we all know where nemo is

 

[petitspois]

I bet she’ll ‘get away with it’ though. Make enough to pay for her house outright then delete her account and contact Google for a ‘right to be forgotten’ to get the stuff about domestic violence removed. Makes me sick.

 

[You better werk]

She needs to be concerned about her WAP if she has any itching, discomfort of offensive smells coming from it

 

[BreakingBadWind]

Talking of Disney..looks like she’s given up on the bibbidibobbidibullshit Instagram page. She hasn’t posted on there since she went to DLP?

That’s ONE small mercy...

 

[Luna615]

That’s ONE small mercy...

She’s forgetting about Disney now! She’s going to be a full time hun!!

 

[Jade33]

#33 babs and her WAP, so sweaty it needs fanning, went viral with her babterial vaginosis

someone please comment that to be viral she needs to up the views by 4 million!

 

[Memmy]

Edit together her tantrum on the bathroom floor at DLP and the viral fanny fanning as a hotel service they offer, #brummymummyof2Disneyfannyfanning #smellsfishy

 

[petitspois]

So Bab's life seems to consist of DV, BV and TV

 

[GingerWhinger]

I’m thinking she slid a copy of her book onto her friends bookshelf for that latest story

 

[Luna615]

I’m thinking she slid a copy of her book onto her friends bookshelf for that latest story

Who is this ‘friend’? She’s keen to show us she has some at the mo!!

 

[Memmy]

I’m thinking she slid a copy of her book onto her friends bookshelf for that latest story

ooo "good friends", that must burn for Louise, haha I don't think

 

[Texasnative74]

This has really tickled me. She couldn't feel more vindicated, could she? She might as well have called us out by name!

Congratulations, Emma. Your children and husband must be dying for people to ask them about it so they can tell them that yes, their mother / wife is famous for her appalling personal hygiene. What an achievement

Lol YES!! Not to mention that at the moment there’s less than 200 Instagram comments. That says a lot too. The video may have been viewed a million times but more likely half that having to watch it twice to actually believe what they saw the first time. And I don’t think Stephen, if he even said what she she says he did, meant it in a positive or supportive way either.
Louise Pentland has her own issues BUT I can see why she would no longer want to be associated with this vulgar mess. There is absolutely nothing redeeming at the moment for BM2

I'm a midlander, and I don't get her sense of humour!!!

I’m American. I. Don’t. Get. It. Either.

Is it just me or do her outfits of the day all look almost exactly the same? Spotty dress or jumpsuit, bleeping stupid hairband, tit water sandals.
Same tit different day

Maybe she’s packed everything else away

 

[MrsBriggs]

That book shelf thing is hilarious & so staged. Emma’s shite pamphlet sitting there, embarrassingly, amongst all those classics.
Jack Kerouac will be spinning in his grave!

 

[Puddypants]

New thread title
No class and the fishiest chuff,stop it now Emma enough is enough