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Pinko

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I always notice her fingers - don’t ask me why, probably because they are short & plump whereas mine are stick thin & old hag like.
Anyway, they have always reminded me of another person’s fingers & it’s just dawned on me who that person is: Sir Elton feckin’ John!
A bit too ‘Twilight Zone’ for my liking....😵
Goodbye Babsy Kween,
Though I never knew you at all
You had the nerve to film another
Of those back to school poundland hauls.
Got Ste to paint the woodwork
And put your house on up for sale
You tried to infiltrate The Tattle 20
But unfortunately you failed.

And it seems to me you lived your life
On Insta all the time
Never knowing it was turning into a pantomime
And I would have liked to have known you
But your ego got too big
Your scented candle burned out long before
Your insta stories ever did.

🕯🎹🕯🎹🕯🎹🕯🎹🕯🎹🕯🎹🕯🎹
 
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Rachybat

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Ok, I’m being brave and writing my first post. Been sitting at the back for a while reading all your comments, every evening I come on to see what you’re all saying and yep...exactly what I’m thinking. So, here goes.

I found this page because BM2 mentioned it on her page. Started following her when she first went to NYC last year, thought she was funny and actually told a few friends to follow her as well 🤦🏻‍♀️

Since disabled seat in shower gate she’s gone down hill for me. My friend actually commented on that post and BM2 turned her comment around to make out my friend was bullying her - shocking behaviour!

Her Instagram persona vs YouTube one are completely different. I can tolerate her more on YouTube but her editing skills are awful and with the competition around her she should really take the time to make sure her vlogs are perfect. In the Brighton one she cuts herself off halfway through talking and then they’re at the beach 🤷🏻‍♀️ In both Disney and Brighton you don’t actually see any of the sights.

ADs - She talks a lot about how she picks the companies she would like to work with and turns down ones that just aren’t right for her image. Well, if you love Fabletics so much, why are you wearing them on your run? Surely that’s the easiest way to promote them.

Kids - I’ve a real issue with her exploitation of the kids. I’m all for adding a pic of my children on your private insta but her children are so vulnerable in the limelight all the time.

Instagram - since her bathroom meltdown at Disney she’s been like a train wreck to watch. No real content because she’s clearly trying to hold back showing her kids/can’t go do loads of hauls whilst the kids are on school holidays and shopping is just different so she’s now resulted to showing us Animal flipping Crossing - WHO CARES?? Most parents don’t even care about their own kids Animal Crossing progress so why would we care about her kids?

There....I’ve got it all off my chest. Thanks everyone 🙋🏻‍♀️
 
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LadyKate

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TLDR - all the best bits of Babs #31

Babs trying to be all self centered by comparing Covid shutdown royally messing up students grades to her back surgery. Why are 18 year olds following her?! She’s not exactly relatable to them! Highly doubt Babs fashion sense makes her the latest trend setter.


Babs used to be head of R.E (at a school that now has no head of R.E, maybe she was so good no one else could live up to her?) so should understand how important this is to students. Showing off her narcissism, if it doesn’t concern “her world” then it’s not important.

Some wonderful reviews of her “reads like a children’s book” of poetry were shared (some thanks to the IC20 super writing skills, see Babs that’s how you write properly!) General consensus that her work is “Cringe, she shouldn’t be releasing a poetry book”.

A Babette obliged her request for a screenshot of her “professionally curled by her pillow hair” and sent it to her for an extra ego boost.


Poor Lucy was scared by the thunder, could see her giving Babs the side eye across the room (socially distancing herself from the variety of Covid germs from Bab’s various destinations) and planning to piss on either the manky blankets or that bear that is so disgusting he could probably get up and walk off to the washing machine by himself.

Trying to pass off packing as tidying. Further explains the very quiet few days. Wondering if Ste will finally get a bedroom of his very own and excited for the room makeover videos that will no doubt happen.

Fabletics sponsored post, featuring hideous prints on her leggings. We never see her in their stuff except for the sponsored posts and it fits her terribly, fire that marketing person who approved this! She REALLY needs to get fitted for a proper bra again, Ste has obviously lost the last one while doing the washing. There was camel “foof” on display, my eyes watered.


Babs “exercise” is questionable, a couple of failed couch to 5ks and an adult dance class doesn’t make her an authority on workout wear. Unless she’s into competitive eating fajitas and period cakes?


Someone needs to buy her a Nat Geo kids book on identifying bugs as she doesn’t know what a grasshopper is. She can use it with BTEC Paul on their daily walks to the playground for him to run off some energy before his nap.


Kids bedtime and she’s sat watching crap reality tv in her dressing gown (I thought it was hot Babs?) while Ste does bedtime because she’s had such a hard day. Clearly no need for divide and conquer today, they must be exhausted from summer camp. No sign of manky blankets, hoping they’ve been burnt but suspect they have been packed.

Question of the day, would Babs cope as a single parent if Ste upped and left her for his bit of Brighton beef?

France added to quarantine list. Babs is an idiot for spreading germs. No mention on her stories of French quarantine and her sadness for those who are now losing their DLP holidays due to it/school.

Babs is counting down until she can shove the kids off at school every day to be rid of them with no judgement. Early predictions of her anxiety coming back are showing up at 2/1 with high chances of “can’t wait to sniff them” and “rabid to go pick them up” also occurring.

The pit of doom is starting to look a bit bare, signs of packing and the mystery move possibly? She’ll probably do a YouTube video packing her precious mugs, imagine if the movers broke one, she’d have a (new house) shower tantrum and try to get them fired. Also likely to be paying movers to do majority of packing for her because it’d eat into her precious tv time.

Wondering how she will announce the move and if the clearly highly threatening IC20 will be blamed for making her “feel unsafe”. Babette’s may feel lied to by her massive omission about selling and buying a new house, could a revolt be coming?

The kids appear to have vanished. She’s either farming them out to grandparents so she can pack or she’s found some sort of holiday sleepover camp because she’s the hardest working person in the UK.

The IC20 need to club together and get her a dictionary as well as a bug identification book. She’s learning to “propergate” plants. Maybe crazy plant lady is her new USP.

A super excited and groundbreaking video of Poundland hauls for starting back at school awaits us coming soon. But given Covid and schools being super strict, it’s kind of irrelevant. And primary kids don’t tend to use Zebra pens or cute highlighters. Pencils only until they get their handwriting license (I’m still waiting for mine, only left hander in a class of 30 for the win).

Babs used her baps to hold 2 dog toys. She jiggled about a bit to “Who let the dogs out?” And gave the IC20 a nod at the end of the clip. Poor Lucy then dragged her toys to the garden and buried them, never to be seen again.

Babs bap bouncing bonanza reeks of desperation and her afternoon wine. She added to her grid but turned off comments as her mental health is fragile and only arse kissing is allowed (the rules say so).

Babs jumped onto the next bandwagon of face swap with Kate Winslet. @Missymoo92 summed it up best: “im just grateful it wasn't the naked couch scene from titanic.. imagine Babs

"Steeee paint me like one of them french girls from DLP... Steeee!" *Hand under chin and gurning*”

Never knew candles or cinnamon rolls could be sexual until Babs showed me the light. What’s next, a kettle with curvaceous sides? Someone needs to buy this woman a vibrator.

She’s been quiet overall this week, definitely packing all her precious mugs away carefully. And writing her excuses for moving. “There is a troll who lives down my road, I felt unsafe, the police did nothing, we HAD to move *sob sniff sob*”

Cute doggy photos, taken the day before. Pics of everyone but Ethan with the cute puppy. Also not pictured: Lucy planning on warning the puppy to keep a close eye on her toys lest they vanish under Babs baps.

Another Ad, this time for Savlon. Featuring manky teddy (careful he doesn’t fall apart when you take that dressing off Babs!)

Babs could use her platform for charity, especially given Erin’s surgery, but doesn’t (apart from the mugs but she put the price of them up to cover it).

Her story encouraging people to click to see her grid post makes you click on her fanny to go there. Not child friendly. If it was a bloke there’d be outcry but because it’s “just Babs being Babs” it’s ok apparently.

IT’S A MIRACLE HER BACK IS HEALED! She can jump again. Must have been the Savlon.

Referred to herself as the “Beyoncé of Birmingham”, one Babette added that “Beyoncé has nothing on you.... in fact she would be jealous!” So there we have it Qween Conway has ousted Beyoncé as Queen of everything. We are so not ready for her jelly (which is like pork pie jelly).

Debate over what she keeps in her giant bumbag when “running”. Most votes for Ste’s dignity (and his balls), the kid’s souls and a hip flask.

Brighton vlog went up. Much screechy voice, getting Brighton Pavilion’s name wrong, moaning about pebbles and an appearance of a washing machine at their apartment (so why the hell did she need to showcase their pants drying on the nice bath?!)

She thought she’d invented a word “clodhoppers”. Good thing she didn’t phone the dictionary people as it’s a well known word to pretty much everyone.

Babs celebrated 500k views of her video of her airing out her “foof”. Why this is something to celebrate I don’t know. Hopefully the views are of a large amount of people watching it and laughing at her and forwarding to their friends and saying “what planet is she on?”.

Babs selective memory is in action again, first post op appointment for Erin, supposedly the one they’ve already had and zoom ones don’t count? Highly doubtful she’ll tell them about the rollercoasters and trampolining. Why is she so excited about a hospital appointment with bloody Covid still raging? Obviously flicked the “off” switch on her anxiety. Counting down until school starts and she can day drink freely again.

More sodding plants. Her house is starting to look like a garden centre. Well and truly chasing after the indoor plant bandwagon. @Memmy summed it up best: “Plants has been a thing for a while, she's slow, very slow. I actually imagine the bandwagon driving away with a rope trailing behind and Babs scrambles to grab the end of the rope to catch that trend. She's dragged through the dusty desert, she might even receive a succulent or two to the face.”

In a Babs-centric world the kids seem to be wheeled out as and when. Today they were wheeled out to play in the rain and give her an excuse to put herself and them all in their pjs at 4pm. Poor Ethan is allowed limited camera time (told to hurry up frequently, let the poor kid speak!) but “my girl” is allowed more time to shine but Babs still needs to be the star.

How many vans will it take to move them? One for Disney crap, one for mugs, one for Halloween/Easter/Christmas “decorations”, one for plants, one for her ego (with a tiny box for Ste’s balls) and one for shitwater sandals, jumpsuits and headbands.

Birmingham is at risk of another lockdown. Babs likely to breakdown if she has to homeschool. She doesn’t realise how lucky she is that she only suffered the minor inconvenience of lockdown and homeschooling compared to thousands others who lost jobs, homes, businesses and loved ones, amongst other ways people were affected.

Morning pit stories feature an empty wall behind her bed, packing is obviously going great. Also she “sorted” her stripy t-shirts to try and hide the fact she’s packing.

Shared her and Ste’s messages, he calls her Monk, we are unsure exactly why and so is she apparently. Please see @chipstick fantastic photo post on #31 page 50.

Babs has raging PMS. Ready the fleet of period cakes!


Bonus Babs nicknames:
@Noseybugger- Babima Whitbread
 
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rosee93

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So she gives Ethan a nice post about getting a Blue Peter badge ... only to ruin it by boasting Erin has 3! Let him have his moment ffs!
 
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Lady Doodle

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I'm now blocked for commenting "geez you need new content"
Well done for taking one for the team 👏👍🙌👌

The reason Babs is so quick to block and delete is because she is absolutely obsessssssssed with Tattle and the IC20. She cant cope with not knowing who we are so she'll delete and block ANYONE she suspects.
What she isn't ready for is the fact that I comment on EVERY single grid post with hugely gushing lovely comments just for the Lol's.
So you see Emma, you deranged saddo, even the Babette's that you think adore you, actually don't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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MrsBriggs

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Again, it's that weird thing where she's prudish and hypersexual at the same time. It just stinks of someone who has a crap (non existent) sex life, and if we're being honest has probably never had a good one.
Well, it must be quite difficult to maintain a healthy sex life when sleeping in separate rooms. I mean, I know Stephen has got long fingers, but you’d need to be Mr Tickle or Inspector Gadget to reach that far!
 
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MrsBriggs

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She wishes she’d gone viral for raising money for charity. Oh purleeese!!
Why doesn’t she do that then?? She has the platform, the contacts, the time!!
I’m guessing it’s because she’s more interested in raising money for herself - ‘money for nothing & the fajita’s are free....’
 
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chipstick

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This may be a personal peeve but when Emma says things like YASSS or KWEEN it makes me full body cringe. It's horrific.

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Missymoo92

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Ok I've been really sad and penned a little ode to kween Conway for when she graced the pebbles of Brighton.

(To the tune of "prince Ali")

Make wayyy for kween Conwayyy
Hey listen up, it's an insta star
Hey you here she is in her "banger" car
Oh come be the one, to blow smoke up her bum
Make way, toss yer hair
Gurn hard, flash yer gunt
Y'all gonna love this gaaalll

She's kween Conway, Emma Conway, from Birmingham central
Kiss her ass, show her some sass, no bad comments please
Now try your best to werk hard
Figure out if her and ste are a farce
All the while watching her grind and try not to barf....

She's kween Conway, Emma Conway, the one and only
"Pay attention look at me please all eyes on meee"

*She's claimed to be an el de Paso rep*
"That's lies, she spends her time all in bed"!
Oh, let's not forget the marathons of real housewives oh kween Conwayyy...

She's got 70 thousand YouTube sheeplings
Twenty holidays, she got them for freeeee (gifted)
When it comes to not caring about covid . ..
A Brighton beach, a D-L-P, who cares let's spread covid, it's all about me!

She's kween conwaaaay....


Sorry hope that's given some a giggle 😊👌
 
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Griggsy39

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All the better to remove tampons with my dear 🤮



😂😂😂 On a serious note Erin is 9! Who takes fashion advice from a 9 year old?! Mine would have me tripping down the street in a tutu and Dr martens with pink glitter eyeshadow. I feel like babs is trying to live her life through Erin and alongside her. You're her mum! Be her mum not her fashionable bestie.

Aaaaand another thing. Absolutely cannot stand the way she does this "maybe it's because I'm 42" thing as if she is the oldest woman in the land. I'm 38 and certainly not over the hill or hurtling toward menopause. Stop trying to write women off at 40!
This is the thing that gets me the most. This is in no way meant to sound big headed but just for people who might think being over 40 is past it because of this out of touch idiot,I’m 42,still get treated like I’m one of the youngest at work, my kids don’t think I’m old and fruumpy in the slightest,totally up to date with music,have absolutely no health concerns,not even thought about menopause,have a sex life,could deffo still pull on a night out,pretty much the same size as I was in my 20’s,don’t really look much different. Still feel like a girl,but don’t try to copy or dress like my 17 year old daughter. And that goes for pretty much all my friends my age. You don’t just turn bad after the age of 30,the total opposite!! She does NOT represent all women over 40!!
 
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Cabala

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New thread suggestion: That’s it folks, the fish has gone viral. Stay tuned to watch Brummy Spiral.
 
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Hovis91

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I am not one to comment on someone’s appearance.. their behaviour definitely yes, but had to say I am a good decade older than Babs and can honestly say she looks older than me . I have aged dramatically since my husband died suddenly and very traumatically for me and I have had lots of side effects from the extreme stress for example my hair fell out in clumps in places. Yet I get up and get dressed and put my smile on for my kids and grandkids because they need to think I am doing ok. If I was in my Pjs and dressing gown at midday they would think I had a setback. This is what so annoys me about her ... she plays on her back , her legs and what I can’t forgive is her mental health .She needs to get off social media and enjoy her lovely kids and her very obliging husband because she doesn’t know just how lucky she is!!
 
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Smell_my_cheese

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Hi all, I was a long time lurker who previously didn’t want to stick my head above the parapet and comment here...decided to comment and then remembered I hated the username I’d picked, so deleted my account and have started again!

Anyway, I have followed Brum for quite some time as I have children of a similar age. Used to really like her content and even once messaged her years ago when she first got upset at being called out for something. She never replied to me.
Since then I feel like I’ve just been watching someone who has completely lost who she once was. Even her face seems to have hardened and changed 🤷🏼‍♀️ She used to discuss days out and all the little things that can go wrong with children in tow, which most other instamums didn’t really do at that time, but now I feel she’s almost unrecognisable.

I’ve never watched any of her vlogs before but viewed the back to school one just now and am confused. Is this what people do on ‘hauls’ (never watched one before)? Do they just tell you what they’ve bought for people you don’t know? Do they get money for advertising the items? It just seems utterly pointless to me. Who watches these and feels inspired to go and buy a rose gold zebra pen?

Sorry for the long post. I feel a bit nervous posting because some of you are so funny and have really made me laugh over the last few months and I doubt I’ll contribute much of any interest!
 
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Ruby’s mum

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"I used to teach health and social care BTEC so I know a bit about them".

In that logic, I actually completed a BTEC 18 years ago so I know a bit about them too.

You don't know about them at all. You know as much as I do because you taught them a few years ago 🤦‍♀️.
I took my cycling proficiency test about 50 years ago, does that mean I could enter the Tour de France?
 
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