Oh I really really try not to age-shame... but the hair bands.
Oh honey, no.
Oh honey, no.
There are many things that Babs does that I think is a 'two fingers' up to Tattle, and the headbands is definitely one of them.Oh I really really try not to age-shame... but the hair bands.
Oh honey, no.
I have PMDD which is like extreme PMS and can go for 7-10 days beforehand but I don’t use it as an excuse to not do things. It throws me into a depressive spiral that makes me think horrible things about myself, I do hoover up anything with sugar or carbs in, cry at sad tv adverts and get abnormally screaming angry when my other half leaves his bleeping lunch rubbish on the kitchen side instead of putting it in the bin that’s 2 ft away.I think she's confusing PMS with periods! Periods are known to get lighter/less painful after having children but I've never heard it said that you get less PMS after kids? I certainly didn't. I have raging PMS!
New Avatar anyoneI'm pmsing, I can't help myself, I'm gonna blow...
BABS YOUR HEADBAND LOOKS RIDICULOUS AND SOMETIMES I THINK YOU LOOK LIKE MRS POTATO HEAD. MONKS A IS WEIRD NICKNAME AND I DONT LIKE YOUR POEMS!
Calm.
When the new people move in I might just pop round with a freshly brewed pot of Lapsang Souchong & bit of lemon drizzle.I just hope whoever buys that house has it properly fumigated. Mrs Briggs, maybe you could give them the heads up. I’m sure the IC200 could do a whip round for them.
I also hope that sofa gets burnt to ashes too. No amount of cleaning will sort that out
Don’t forget the sage for burning to get rid of all of Babs bad energy from the house.When the new people move in I might just pop round with a freshly brewed pot of Lapsang Souchong & bit of lemon drizzle.
Hope they won’t be offended if I’m wearing my Hazardous Materials suit, smothered in Cif Cream Cleaner
I bet you can't wait for the new arrivals @MrsBriggsWhen the new people move in I might just pop round with a freshly brewed pot of Lapsang Souchong & bit of lemon drizzle.
Hope they won’t be offended if I’m wearing my Hazardous Materials suit, smothered in Cif Cream Cleaner
Ffs I genuinely just spat my drink outHe is basically calling her a bleep View attachment 215966
We do not give that man enough creditHe is basically calling her a bleep View attachment 215966
I’ll get in touch with the imaginary old bloke & see if he can arrange a ‘Rent-a-mob’ to cheer us on as we go!I bet you can't wait for the new arrivals @MrsBriggs
When she's gone you should have us all over for like a cleansing ritual in the park opposite.....
Headbands and Saltwater Sandles are compulsory attire
Too much bronzer is a must
Tropicanna out of Disney mugs and Fajita's for refreshments
Stripey Bunting hanging off the trees
Gary Barlow music playing just for the hell of it
And we'll all end with the Babs Shuffle run around the park in our Flabletics leggings
If they could arrange to throw some Cinnamon Rolls at us as we go that'd beI’ll get in touch with the imaginary old bloke & see if he can arrange a ‘Rent-a-mob’ to cheer us on as we go!
The IC200 MASSIVE!!