Brummy Mummy #166 Call Birmingham Mail, turns out she isn’t heartless after all

[BonBon27]

Maybe aswell as her SVT she's got a case of D&V

Altho I laughed, sadly it won’t be true as you probably wouldn’t get D&V from Lays and Fanta, and we know that’s all she’ll be having

 

[Behelzabobs]

It’s probably happened and that’s why narc babs has feigned this whole cardiac event to make her feel guilty for speaking out against the bab regime!

I reckon there was some sort of almighty row that brought it on as she was very quiet from the Friday onwards
Also she said in her blog that her heart rate went to over 200

 

[Another Longtime Lurker]

Also, say they arrived yesterday she has already used up all of her holiday content checklist
Lays and lemon fanta
Willy shaped key rings/bottle openers
Stevie at an Irish bar
Chub rub
Buying cheap crap
Pool shots

What have I missed?

The gusset

 

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

Imagine if she shit herself by accident

Pray for babs bearing down

 

[Acorncollecter]

And the jumping over the camera bollocks that we've only seen every other Instahun do recently

She did that for the trip of a lifetime.

 

[shazbev]

I'm guessing we'll have this to look forward to on her return!!

 

[SugarSnapBam]

Why is her forehead in a different postcode ?

This made me snort laugh

'Ol sevenhead is back with a vengeance
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Lock up your husbands/partners....the yellow beast is in town.

Cheers! ... upgraded my avi pic for the second time in as many weeks Much apprecited,

 

[NeilthebabyNeil]

Sorry, may I ask the Swifties....

Is it Eras - as in era's of time. Like one era and then another (realised this is hard to explain).

Or does the word Eras mean something that I'm too old or simple to understand?

To keep on subject, the way big E says it on the reel has made me overthink it

 

[justme2]

How about a game of spot the difference this morning?
Oh bugger can’t find any at all…! Anyone?

She has proper old lady feet

 

[Bohooo]

It is, I posted what the ASA say recently here https://tattle.life/threads/brummy-...-isnt-heartless-after-all.45318/post-19438860

And here‘s the link to make a complaint https://www.asa.org.uk/make-a-complaint.html

Reported

 

[KB1986]

Tagging all those singers in her post what a twat!

I think she’s done that to seek out brand deals for the kids

 

[focusdochas]

I mean I will do a little people watching on holiday but it’s more to help me regroup and then after about 10 minutes I will be coming up with a fresh plan.

 

[Forthegramster]

Dare a babette to point out her latest incidence of being thick as shite , we HEAR you babs, you have a masters ? Right

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It’s all for engagement, I’ve just watched a video on it, it’s so people will message her or leave comments.

 

[Hareandbear]

I think they may have gone tonight.
Either that or she's drowned in her own filthy bath water we can live in hope!

Good call - let’s see how ‘mini’ this break is

 

[Hareandbear]

Here’s hoping she’s got a weeks leave booked in, after the histrionics of last week WE could do with a week off!!

 

[Acorncollecter]

Little hint that the house of dreams could be on the market soon?

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

Oh you wait! When they hit tweenie teens, shopping is very stressful. I refuse to go with my big 24 year old teen as he runs off, hides under clothes displays and always wants a wee when we get the the front of the massive queue.
I hope Babs has a certificate and a buffet of cholesterol filled snacks waiting for her when she gets home for being Kween of all the Mummies

and that she remembered to fill her "mum bag" with sugary snacks - for HERSELF, not the toddler tweenie teens - to keep her energy levels up, prior to the beige buffet banquet she will have demanded Sharky prepare ready for her return.

she'll also have demanded the Es spend their pocket money on tat treats to show their gratitude to her for being such a "great mum" - worth it for Erin, given that babs will have bought her loads of "treats", not so much for little E who will have been told to spend his own money if he wanted anything in addition to buying HER gifts.

 

[Lady Doodle]

No they’ll be off to Thomasland or CBeebies world with the toddlers!

Or Butlins at Bognor She loves it there

 

[zebby]

Social media star reveals how she found her son on an adoption site https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb...ures-online.html?ito=native_share_article-top


Just seen this on another thread here on Tattle.

 

[Mrslollypop]

Exactly this - she ain’t getting no pedicure for Bognor Butlins or any other ‘mini’ break.

I’m still beating the Lanzarote drum and predict a booked week ‘off’ of her annual leave.

She’ll think her Babbettes won’t notice and will come back with some crap like Stevie booked it as a reward for being SO brave at the hospital.

Nah she hates Lanzarote remember, it’s a holiday for STE and the kids, she thinks it’s boring- so there’s no way he will be allowed to go there as well as Ireland this year! My money is on a city break- maybe Barcelona or Palma or somewhere warm- at the start of the year she had on her shitty vision board that she wanted to book more foreign mini breaks.