Let’s hope her hairdresser is a Tattler, and the ‘treat me’ haircuts get even better
Let’s hope her hairdresser is a Tattler, and the ‘treat me’ haircuts get even betterbabs' new hair cut has a big thumbs up from me!
having styled it herself, the lank, greasy hair, combined with the lack of volume, and the length of it perfectly at the level of her chin makes her head appear cube-shaped, draws attention to her howls and only emphasises the hugeness of her forehead, so vast that if you rotated her face, you could easily fit her nose and mouth into the empty space above her caterpillar brows. even better with the way the hair that frames her face is slicked back at an angle to the side in an attempt to conceal the balding, which perfectly exacerbates the box shape.
kinda like when a kid dresses up as a robot and shoves a cardboard box over their head - which I'm assuming is the aesthetic babs is going for.
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Also, "errors" instead of erasMy fave was that she was wearing a "sari dress"
It’s one of those conditions that change in severity like her anxietyI’m confused now…so does she not have a heart condition?? When did she say she’s had palpitations? I’m shocked she’s going to TS when she pulled out of Take That…either it’s a serious condition that needs an op or it’s not?!
For the sake of clarity it's on her post of 14 MayI’m confused now…so does she not have a heart condition?? When did she say she’s had palpitations? I’m shocked she’s going to TS when she pulled out of Take That…either it’s a serious condition that needs an op or it’s not?!
I read this in the style of The Gruffalo, or in this case…The Babbalo.Sat there eating a calorific ice cream after a hospital scare with yellow teeth and yellow hair
With the length and the receding hairline she looks like Andy pipkin from little Britain ….”; I dont like it”babs' new hair cut has a big thumbs up from me!
having styled it herself, the lank, greasy hair, combined with the lack of volume, and the length of it perfectly at the level of her chin makes her head appear cube-shaped, draws attention to her howls and only emphasises the hugeness of her forehead, so vast that if you rotated her face, you could easily fit her nose and mouth into the empty space above her caterpillar brows. even better with the way the hair that frames her face is slicked back at an angle to the side in an attempt to conceal the balding, which perfectly exacerbates the box shape.
kinda like when a kid dresses up as a robot and shoves a cardboard box over their head - which I'm assuming is the aesthetic babs is going for.
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“Fatty fatty 2x 4 - can’t get through the dressing room door”She looks like Ricky lake In hairspray when she’s trying on all the clothes at hefty’s hideawaywhat a fucking mess . Bursting at the seams at every outfit!
I read this in the style of The Gruffalo, or in this case…The Babbalo.
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The Baballo
But who is the creature with a terrible mani,
lifting her skirt and showing her fanny?
She has chunky canckles and big fat toes,
and a huge ugly wart next to her nose (#Ad #SkinAndMe)
Her tongue is scalloped, her hair is yellow,
’You’re making me be a bad mom’ you’ll hear her bellow.
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