Brummy Mummy #166 Call Birmingham Mail, turns out she isn’t heartless after all

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

"it's cheaper than Disney" fucking hell, she is off her head. "The shops are different to Disney" "they don't have the same snacks as at Disney"

Also try as I might I have never liked football, I don't like anything to do with it, the culture etc. HOWEVER my son is obsessed, he even plays for 2 teams - so I know the names of the people he likes, where Millwall is in the league, who they're playing each week, I pick up the Euro 2024 stickers at the till in Asda, I bought him the right sized football for training at home.... I even know the offside rule (couldn't tell you if I saw it happening but I know the explanation of it!)

I also know all about Billie Eilish's new album, how Melanie Martinez killed off the cry baby character, how to play fortnite and when the new Heartstopper series is coming out.....

It's called being a parent Babs FFS. You don't have to like the stuff but at least fake an interest!! I bet she makes sure her family all know about the characters on her reality shows.

 

[Nadurath]

Wet wipes side live so close but nobody could nip round to stay with the kids so your husband could go with you to A&E? Says it all about how disliked you are babs.

 

[Acorncollecter]

Still trying to make the Gary Barlow/Ste thing happen. Suppose they are similar...both have flat boring monotone voices, vote Tory and dodge taxes.

 

[Boredofgrey]

She’s made this holiday look even shiter than she usually manages. How does she do it? She’s the biggest anti influencer I know. She'll go somewhere, do something and I can guarantee I absolutely won’t ever!

I am flummoxed at how she gets these gigs. Her main talents in life are making fun places look utter dogshit and her ability to pick the ugliest pair of shoes from within a 100 mile radius is second to none.

 

[Maddogsmum]

They love travelling and going to new places?!! Says the woman who goes to Disney every fucking year and HATES Anywhere new!! Iceland for example!!
\Why has this bitch got a free holiday?!! There is no-one more UN-DESERVING than her. Have they not looked at her vlogs etc she's utterly CRAP at holiday videos etc! Utterly crap!!!
She loves taking her with us?!! FUCK OFF!!!!!
And she's treating Stephen?? ER....no its a fucking freebie you thick bint!!!

 

[Mingles1001]

Babs this morning (without the cocktail) …… that bloody haircut is awful I should have known it was ripped off….never an original idea in that oversized swede of hers….

 

[Acorncollecter]

https://www.loveholidays.com/hotel-only/?state=BQoUAAAAA_____hQoABBTRTxUxV3t5bBenGBAAAyHA#hotelTab=null&hotelUrl=/holidays/spain/costa-dorada/la-pineda/hotel-best-sol-dor.html&modalView=hotelDetails

That's their hotel. Took minutes to find. Right, now to jump into my private jet and find Babs!

 

[MrsJ2000]

Who, in their 40’s, describes people having an opinion different to their own as ‘being incredibly mean to me’. Appppsolutely pathetic.

 

[shazbev]

Entitled blob with a Bob.

May I please suggest this as a title? Bab-the entitled Blob with a non bob!

 

[DLPJG]

Come on, all that washing must be really hard for her. I mean, the way she talks about it I'm assuming she's having to wash it all individually by hand. I, on the other hand, feel extremely grateful that I have access to an actual washing machine and each load only takes around 10 minutes to put on and hang out. I can even do it while doing other things, like actual work!! And she has to fit ALL of that time consuming washing around watering her plants and collecting the dog. Sometimes I don't think people appreciate just how hard these influencers' lives really are *

* sarcasm hopefully obvious!

 

[Lady Doodle]

Can I ask why does she walk her daughter to school? Also are we sure its was even A&E she went to and not the walk in centre?

Are you kidding?
She was Blue Lighted, under police escort, to Birminghams top Hospital where the UKs leading Cardiac team where waiting to work on her!

 

[Hareandbear]

Why does Babs need half term so badly?

It’s not like she has been rushed off her feet for the past 6 weeks!

 

[Behelzabobs]

Crying again

 

[GingerWhinger]

Poorly heart? No no no bear down and have a fart………. That’s my next thread title suggestion.

On about ice cream now, she is deranged. Can’t be needing a serious procedure if she back to driving already.

 

[Tippingpoint23]

Any hotel where I’m queuing for a sun bed isn’t one I’m going to, but good advertising babs!

 

[bitsandbobs123]

It’s grinding my gears how she keeps referring this holiday as ‘a little mini break’
To most people this type of holiday would be their main holiday that they’ve had to save up for.. not a ‘little mini break’ obnoxiousness twunt

 

[Lady Doodle]

I'm just back from a few wonderful days in Venice with Mr Doodle. I can't believe it, I feel robbed, there wasn't a crappy kids pool, beige breakfast, tat shop or Irish Bar in sight!

Emma, listen up and listen good -
No amount of free "mini breaks" make up for your classless brash ugly personality.
No amount of money can buy you style, integrity, humility, self respect or a decent haircut.
No amount of fake admiration from strangers can hide the fact that your kids are exploited beyond belief.
No amount of views on your platform will replace the real truth about you.
No amount of bragging will make ANYONE who is a decent person wish they had your life.
No amount of pushing Steve to be the main character will change our view of him - he's still a limp wet pathetic excuse of a man.
No amount of pity parties and lies will EVER change the real narrative here.
You are a mess! Give it up. Put the camera down and let your kids be kids! A 13 year old brat posing like her fucking narc mother with the constant sign is vom inducing.
You are ruining their lives!

 

[Mingles1001]

Oh no! Who was the clever cow bag who said she’d copied Erin with the white sandals who would do this???????

 

[focusdochas]

When she catches up reading here and sees your comment

 

[Babyshark]

Why would Stephen have to buy her plasters? Can she not buy her own plasters? Does she not have access to the holiday spends or credit card. Or is it just that she’s going through a phase where Stephen has to get a mention every 5 minutes. Hope to god he’ll never go down the path of Brogans Benji and become her bitch.