Brummy Mummy #164 The only thing "positive" about this woman would be her test for Type 2 Diabetes

[Lady Doodle]

These are wide fit and her fat pigs trotters are still bursting out of them.
Nobody needs to see her bare tree trunk legs on the internet either!
God I wish she'd just fuck off.

 

[Nadurath]

Always amuses me when all these influencers talk about how great Attraction Tickets are, yet they were all deadly silent when Attraction Tickets scammed people out of money when the parks closed during Covid.

Attraction Tickets spent ages refusing any refunds as it’s part of their ts and cs that the parks can be closed. I personally know multiple people who had to go to banks and credit cards to force refunds, and I believe it was only after the government started support schemes like bounce back loans / furlough support that they made a big “we don’t have to do this but we love our customers” shtick and refunded people.

They are scam company imo which is probably why it’s so perfect they work with insta-cunts.

 

[Barnabybear]

Just when you thought she couldn't get any more desperate she's watching a toddler program in the middle of the day to try and stay relevant to the mommy crowd.

It would be hilarious if it wasn't just so sad and depressing.

 

[Loopybird69]

One good thing today though is she isn’t prattling on about seeing the northern lights last night…..she was already awake past her 10 year old selfs bedtime at the gunts concert

I’m really sorry how fucking lazy can one person be? I’ve gone to concerts after a full day at work and then gone into work the next day if I’m in Brum hell I tend to go to work the day after even when I’m not. How is she “so tired” from literally spending a night with her daughter when she doesn’t have a fucking job?
Oh well she’s had to pretend to parent 2 nights this week maybe that’s what’s made her exhausted that or the fall out from whatever went down at the premier her whole mood has shifted since that
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I took my girls (both of them, cos you know, they both exist) to Taylormania, a tribute show, and sat in my chair while they got up and danced/screamed sang in the aisle with loads of other girls their own ages!! I wore jeans and a blazer that my youngest picked out (it was inspired by the song about the man?! I don’t know it, I only know the ones they play on the radio ) and I had a lovely time for a little while watching all the very excited kids, and then I got a bit bored
I don’t pretend to love something to fit in with my daughters - they can have passions I don’t have! - but I do learn a little bit, take an interest and want to share things with them. And obvs I got stung for merch There was a really long queue. It was warm. SHOCKER!!! And I queued ages for a wee. SHOCKER!!! If only I’d been warned cos you know, I’m just a peasant who has never left her house and has never been to the O2, or Wembley stadium, or a theatre, or a theme park

I have joined both my daughters (at different times) at The 1975s concerts - one because my oldest friends let her down and her younger sister (who also love them) was sitting her GCSEs so I didn’t think it was appropriate for her to attend in the middle of that and the other when I went with my youngest daughter as her sister had the audacity to be 8 months pregnant and couldn’t travel to Manchester. I know a total of 3 songs from countless albums and now I know the lead singer inspired most of a Taylor Swift album I’m not down with the kids, didn’t pretend to be so I sang the songs I knew swayed a bit and let my kids scream sing in my face and laughed at how much fun they had.
This is what parents do, we don’t overtake our kids lives or live vicariously through them. We allow them to grow and if we’re lucky the still invite us along for the ride

 

[Helmac79]

In the interests of balance, is it worth us mentioning the times where she has made us cringe inside out/ got it totally wrong?
For me-
seeing the beach shuffle after bragging up the couch to 5k
The whole fajita gate as it gloriously unfolded
Her "poems"
"you don't know my heart" speech
2 swims never to be mentioned again

 

[Allthecakes]

The driest roast made by the driest king of roasts.

Why is she not eating at the dining table???

 

[Nadurath]

I actually think babs is jealous of the relationship Ste has with the kids. He always seems to actually engage in them and take interest in what they’re interested in. Obviously, he’s not without his flaws (porn site photos and general lack of safeguarding, plus staying with babs when he should run for the hills), but he definitely seems to have the best relationship with the kids out of the two of them. Buying their affections has no impact, and babs has no interest in their actual interests, so she’ll never have the relationship Ste has with them.

 

[Lady Doodle]

I've just skipper through the Vlog
My take,,,,,

Erin is a spoilt entitled little madam.
Ethan is very quickly getting bored of her.
Steve is more of a wet wank stain than I've ever seen or heard - His tone never changes - The constant drone of him saying "Yeah" just screams of fear of disagreeing with her!
And finally, her closing speech about how much she aPsolutely loved it there is the biggest load of Babshit I've ever heard! Who does she think she's kidding

 

[Maddogsmum]

Not to derail the thread - but how hot is John Krasinski?
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Oops, sorry. I meant Ste

Emily Blunt is a lucky woman! I think John Krasinski is hot as hell!

Emma always acts like she’s the only one that goes to London!?! She acts like she’s showing us poor peasants what it’s like on the tube etc
Ffs my teenage son went to an acting thing in London recently ( at RADA, Emma, so ) and went up on his own and managed the tube.
It’s not a flex going to London Emma and you looked a twat.

 

[HelenaHandbasket]

The rest of her family must be practically undetectable in that bloody magic mirror as it makes you lose so much weight!

 

[Helmac79]

I’m surprised Emma doesn’t do this once a week

Sorry to derail the thread but this reel from AP cracks me up ever time I see it! Its just so tragic who the fuck takes a candle to a travelodge, its all fimed clearly in 10 minutes in the middle of the day- she doesnt even close the curtains to pretend its dark and if shes getting away from everyone then who's the mystery filmer?! (also a special mention for the fire hazard pjs!) Absolute shite

 

[Super_Berry]

When did she start dressing so bad? Was it when E got older and she tried to dress like her? I don't think she ever used to dress so badly.

One of the main rules of dressing for Taylor Swift is to dress in something comfy. She's on stage for 3 hours, plus support acts and you know everyone will be standing even in seats. I'm going and I'll be wearing comfy trainers. She's going to look hideous!

 

[SingSong]

Awfully quiet today……..my money is on they stayed overnight in London too.

Yes it looks like it doesn't it.

I bet Bab called the schools and said the kids couldn't attend today, as she is a mega famous celeb and is off to a London premiere.

I bet the school recognise Bab from some of her amazing work such as flashing her meaty tuck, swinging her gunt and dancing with her tits flopping round. Such talent.

 

[kizzy]

If it’s not bad enough seeing Knee Deep in Life advertising Love Honey, you then see that Brummy Mummy likes this ad. Dear god I hope Brummy doesn’t move onto Love Honey ads next

She probably thinks Love Honey is company that sells Jam, Marmalade and Honey, she loves sweet things so she would jump at the chance to advertise for them. I can just hear it now "Me and the kiddos just Love Honey on our toast".

 

[Super_Berry]

If Babs came across this miserable at Disney, just wait until she gets to Ireland. I used to feel jealous that she went away all the time, but you can tell she's not happy and her holidays do provide the best entertainment for us all.

 

[nursetallis]

taking her bra off at the end of a week spent doing absolutely fuck all

idk why she even bothered putting one on

 

[ohyes]

Emma always acts like she’s the only one that goes to London!?! She acts like she’s showing us poor peasants what it’s like on the tube etc

Well. I’m from Aberdeenshire, ALL the way up at the other end of the country (the UK Emma, not just England) and I’m in London for the next few days for work. Imagine how my poor sheltered eyes sparkled at the bright lights of London! I’m not sure how I’m going to cope being here until Friday. Will I survive? Keep watching my insta stories to find out…..

 

[Gingysmummy]

And the queues for merch at a huge capacity venue were… long. Wow! Shocker!

Thanks babs for taking us along to a concert, because none off is peasants have ever been to a concert before , and didn’t know there would be huge queues also I’m glad you have chub rub , let’s hope you walk like you've shat yourself today

 

[Lettuce]

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The state of her.

Size 18

 

[Klp86]

For a kids film, I definitely would’ve chosen something less formal than the Conway’s wedding guest attire