Brummy Mummy #161 Cash in the bank, hair still rank and married to a plank.

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Honestly I am not one to body shame, and people are always going to be all shapes and sizes, but I CANNOT BELIEVE she, who usually goes to such great lengths to hide her true size, posted that video.
 
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That last video where little E is filming her duck me with no camera trickery she’s like an EU butter mountain ( showing my age there 😂)……why would you disgrace yourself like that …..I knew she hid it but duck me in her natural habitat she’s mahoosive…..shes going to struggle so bad in California and I’m here for it
 
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It’s the sort of conversation you might have with your family when you’re sat watching Ant and Dec, sure. You may even act out how you’d react as a joke. You might even, at a push record it on your phone as a joke with your children.

But you wouldn’t post a video like that publicly for the entire world to see forevermore! She has no shame. I feel so sorry for her children.
 
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there is aPsolutely nothing I would rather spend my Saturday doing! 🤣

admittedly not my best lyrical rewrite, but just for you @Rags2Riches

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Grellow woman, stompin' down the street,
Grellow woman, chompin' suitcase treats,
Grellow woman, I don't believe you: you don't tell the truth,
No one could lie as good as yo
*AnXiEtY*


Grellow woman, you're a size 18?
Grellow woman, "Brummy" KWEEN!
Grellow woman, YOU think you're lovely as can be,
But you're lonely, just like Ste
Georrrowgee


Grellow woman, huff awhile
Grellow woman, puff awhile
Grellow woman, don't try to talk AND breathe!
Grellow woman, TOO. MUCH. AIR,
Grellow woman, with luminous hair,
Grellow woman, please give make-up tips to me!
'Cause I'll feed you, sweet snacks all night,
Beige buffet babsy, at mine tonight!

Grellow woman, shufflin' by,
Grellow woman, smudge-lined eyes,
Grellow woman, don't stomp away, hey
Okay


If you need a sugary snack, okay
I guess you need to go to bed, it's late
You're usually in your pit at eight,
What do I see?
Is she bein' laid upon by Ste?
Yeah, he's preparing decaf sleepy tea,
Oh, oh, grellow woman!

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All hail Queen Alice of the brum thread. Outstanding! I sang along every word!
 
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Hopped off the plane at LAX in her frumpy floral frock and a cardigan 🎶

🎵Welcome to the land of buying dresses - woah! are my tits gonna fit in?
Flump out the cab is it time to post on Instagram time?
Look to my right, all I need is a "Walmart" sign
This is all so crazy
Nobody here thinks I'm famous

My gunt is swinging and I'm feeling kinda homesick
Poorly belly and I'm nervous
My skin is looking grey and sallow
And the size 18 dress won't go on, and the size 18 dress won't go on, and the size 18 dress won't go on...

So I lift my flaps up and turn the fan on
And fan my foof away
Slobbing in hotel room like "yeah"
Sucking on double dips like "yeah"

I put my hands up to film another vlog
Take the peasants on my holiday
Yeaaahhhh
It's a Brummy (bleep) in the USA!
Yeaaahhhh
It's a braggy Brum in the USA 🎵

Gosh... That unintentionally turned into a long awaited Babs tribute! 🤣🤣
 
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Is it Babanory watching Ant and Dec or Jabba the hut? Separated at birth!
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🎵Welcome to the land of buying dresses - woah! are my tits gonna fit in?
Flump out the cab is it time to post on Instagram time?
Look to my right, all I need is a "Walmart" sign
This is all so crazy
Nobody here thinks I'm famous

My gunt is swinging and I'm feeling kinda homesick
Poorly belly and I'm nervous
My skin is looking grey and sallow
And the size 18 dress won't go on, and the size 18 dress won't go on, and the size 18 dress won't go on...

So I lift my flaps up and turn the fan on
And fan my foof away
Slobbing in hotel room like "yeah"
Sucking on double dips like "yeah"

I put my hands up to film another vlog
Take the peasants on my holiday
Yeaaahhhh
It's a Brummy (bleep) in the USA!
Yeaaahhhh
It's a braggy Brum in the USA 🎵

Gosh... That unintentionally turned into a long awaited Babs tribute! 🤣🤣
You cow bags are on fire tonight! ❤
 
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She looks like a right spoilt brat, she looks jealous of her baby sister. Probably wanted to be the star of the photo.

Was going to say, hate to speak ill of a child, but she looks like a witch as a kid! 🙈🫢
 
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Why does she look in her late 20's as a child?View attachment 2832974l
the way she used to shame toddler Ethan for his dropped-lip pout - she must be four or so in this photo, and she is giving a proper evil stare at whoever is stood to the side of the person taking the photo! I assume she's pissed because her sister is taking the limelight and she isn't centre stage, but that glare on her face is hardly an age-appropriate scowl - the expression of her face is vicious, the way she already appears to be looking down at people as though she perceives herself as being above them, even at such a young age. what was that about Ethan being a "cruel" child, babs? 🙄
 
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So do we think the babbeth will be broken tomorrow so she can do a tit tikky tokky to brag more?
 
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There’s no way she will be able to resist doing a tit holiday transition as seen on tik tok 🙄
 
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Phantom Planet! blast from the past.
Great throwback song. I don't think that would have been a band she would have stalked, and I don't think she's mentioned the OC before so she might not use it... I'm just expecting it on her usual transition video
 
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