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I can just imagine it, kids refusing to colour in for the gram so she’s scribbled it in by her own fair trotters just for content’s sake. Utter walloper.
I'm glad she explained about the hand luggage and that their shoes are safe. I've been beside myself all morning.
That colouring page is not from an "adult" colouring book 
The caption reads "It's time! Are you ready? Let's go!!!"
tit, I'm not ready. I tell you what, you go on ahead and leave me the f{**k alone for a few days.
And, didn't she slag American Tourister a few weeks ago cos they damaged easily, now she's telling the Babette's that they are on sale in Costco. She'd flog her gran if she could.
tit, I'm not ready. I tell you what, you go on ahead and leave me the f{**k alone for a few days.
And, didn't she slag American Tourister a few weeks ago cos they damaged easily, now she's telling the Babette's that they are on sale in Costco. She'd flog her gran if she could.
If I whipped out a colouring book for my kids they would look at me like I’ve lost it! They play on a switch surely that’s what most kids do? To be fair at the airport my daughter likes to shop and my son just eats but only in spoons he’s got a very dedicated pallet which is only spoons food 
Instagram people really think they're something don't they? "I'll show you fanta..." If i was that desperate to look at a picture of some Fanta I'd just Google it thanks. She thinks she's so bleeping important.
Well when we get to see the riveting come pack with me 52 minutes Cali edition....did you know she's off to Cali , we can see exactly what she packed & where.
, we can see exactly what she packed & where.
Yes she did because she was asking for recommendations for new cases. Obviously her begging didn’t result in any freebies coming her way so she had to go back to Costco and buy new ones herself!
Are Virgin Atlantic trolling us by delaying her flight!? Don't they realise we want her to just duck off already 
ha, brilliant! it had nothing to do with the shoes that were left behind - because we all know that big spender babs would have had no issue treating herself to loads of new pairs - the reality is that she threw a huge tantrum and demanded Sharky turn around and drive back to the hobbit house because her suitcase of snacks had been left behind - and how could babs possibly be expected to get through a flight to California without sugary treats - especially when she needs to keep her energy up to colour with the toddlers!
what's worse is that it's clear that is only the hand luggage suitcase of snacks for the plane - we all know that her hotel room tour will reveal another full-sized case packed full of cereal bars and haribo and biscuits and crisps and beige, plus her usual selection of decaf tea bags and sleepy tea and half the snack aisle from Sainsbos to help get her through the few hours between her toddler 5pm tea time and her 8pm bedtime, to accompany her eighth bottle "fat free" luminous Fanta.
what's worse is that it's clear that is only the hand luggage suitcase of snacks for the plane - we all know that her hotel room tour will reveal another full-sized case packed full of cereal bars and haribo and biscuits and crisps and beige, plus her usual selection of decaf tea bags and sleepy tea and half the snack aisle from Sainsbos to help get her through the few hours between her toddler 5pm tea time and her 8pm bedtime, to accompany her eighth bottle "fat free" luminous Fanta.
This is exactly how Erin looked when they were filming surprising Ethan with something at their old house. Absolute face of contempt until the second she clocked the camera was on her. Her mother has taught her well.
She’s been packing for a fortnight but now they’ve forgot the shoes?! Absolute twaddle
Tell us you read here Babs without telling us you read here.
Look I’m on the plane now pic
Look I’m sat between the kiddos pic
Look I AM wearing compression socks
Look I do safeguard my children …. Fail
Look I’m on the plane now pic
Look I’m sat between the kiddos pic
Look I AM wearing compression socks
Look I do safeguard my children …. Fail
Predictions for after she lands:
Photos of them all in sheet masks
Ste sticking his smelly little thumb up from across the aisle, with a smile that doesn’t reach his eyes
Her explaining she takes one for the team by sitting in between the kiddos togive her giant bumcheeks room to spill over stop them fighting
A run down of whatever tripe she watched during the flight
A tale of how someone complimented her for being such an amazing, clever mummy with her bag full of sticker books and chocolate buttons
Perhaps that stupid reel she always does with the abba song, with everyone doing the actions out of sync
Photos of them all in sheet masks
Ste sticking his smelly little thumb up from across the aisle, with a smile that doesn’t reach his eyes
Her explaining she takes one for the team by sitting in between the kiddos to
A run down of whatever tripe she watched during the flight
A tale of how someone complimented her for being such an amazing, clever mummy with her bag full of sticker books and chocolate buttons
Perhaps that stupid reel she always does with the abba song, with everyone doing the actions out of sync
It's taken off almost 2h late, just approaching Brum now!
What happened to the babbath? Just duck off on your holiday of a lifetime and stop posting inane things that are neither interesting or funny! No one gives a duck about you wearing the most childish compression socks I have ever seen or the fact you are on a plane! duck off then duck off a bit more!
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