since babs has been rabidly watching that I A Ken performance at the Oscars, I imagine she'll be sharing her own version soon - so here's a little edit of the lyrics just for you, babs! obvs i expect full credit.
![Musical notes :notes: 🎶](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f3b6.png)
Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm just a brummy mum of two
No one knows how hard I tried,
To reach A-list influenza fame,
AnXiEtY to blame,
All my life, filled with rage and spite
And yet again, I'll sleep alone tonight...
'Cause I'm just Em,
Size 18 - but once size ten!
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of grellow misery?
I'm just Em,
When I need love, I spend, spend, spend,
What will it take for me to be
the man Steve wishes he'd married?
I want the babettes to believe
our #couplegoals marriage is the real thing,
But it's all a lie.
Am I not hot when I'm over 45?
And is my moment finally here,
or am I screaming?
We're all SCREAMING!
Can you feel the Em-envy?
Feels so real, my Em-envy
(or did I INVENT it?)
Can you feel the Em-envy?
Feels so real, my Em-envy!
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)