Brummy Mummy #160 Wow, she's completed peri menopause nearly as quickly as she completed Netflix.

[SingSong]

Are you dissing the internet safety kween

Always

 

[Lady Doodle]

I've taken loads and loads of prescription meds into the US loads of times with no problem, some in original boxes, some in a dispenser. If they want to check them they just take you into a room and swab/scan them. If they're in your case the sniffer dogs won't detect 99.9% of prescription drugs. No drama, no issues! It's food they're more bothered about you taking in

 

[Jossstickjunky]

More like it Bab!

 

[Frankie75]

Why doesn’t she do a poll for putting your kids on the internet and not putting your kids on the internet?
kiddy porn v non kiddy porn?
getting healthy v being a lazy blimp?
Sexless marriage v normal marriage?
Good friend v crap friend
Using your children for cash cos you’re too lazy to get a job?

I couldn’t help but wonder that maybe just likethat she could be just like her narc heroine Carrie Bradshaw

Brilliant

 

[HelenaHandbasket]

Hahahaha i did wonder! When I went we were amazed by it, The Summit, not the theatre, its Beautiful. I did think WTF is this thick idiot going to get out of a trip to Yosemite

I thought the same when I saw the list - not like she's going to be climbing the Dawn Wall in her quick visit to Cali

 

[NoHintOfDrama]

CowBags I’ve had a long day at work (parents evening, always a joy!) so forgive me for just catching up - In and Out Burger sucks!! We did it in Vegas cos I’d seen it all over social media and it was average, maybe slightly below. Honestly Babs, even tho you are a braggy, condescending, blinkered to the world twat, even you can find a better burger!

Yup we had In & Out in San Francisco. Ridiculously crowded restaurant, waited ages, nothing special. Five Guys is WAY better.

 

[Lady Doodle]

Ah maybe, I thought she mentioned IWD though. If you're reading this Babs (ps, we know you are) can you let us know.

Yes, she did say she had an event on IWD but I think the school talk was what she did at the Junior School the other day.

 

[Boredofgrey]

since babs has been rabidly watching that I A Ken performance at the Oscars, I imagine she'll be sharing her own version soon - so here's a little edit of the lyrics just for you, babs! obvs i expect full credit.




Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm just a brummy mum of two
No one knows how hard I tried,
To reach A-list influenza fame,
AnXiEtY to blame,
All my life, filled with rage and spite
And yet again, I'll sleep alone tonight...

'Cause I'm just Em,
Size 18 - but once size ten!
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of grellow misery?

I'm just Em,
When I need love, I spend, spend, spend,
What will it take for me to be
the man Steve wishes he'd married?

I want the babettes to believe
our #couplegoals marriage is the real thing,
But it's all a lie.
Am I not hot when I'm over 45?
And is my moment finally here,
or am I screaming?
We're all SCREAMING!

Can you feel the Em-envy?
Feels so real, my Em-envy
(or did I INVENT it?)
Can you feel the Em-envy?
Feels so real, my Em-envy!

Bravo Alice! Bravo.

 

[GetTheGloss]

Is her eyeliner Maybelline? Seeing how her bezzie mate Alison Hammond is now in an Ad.

 

[Behelzabobs]

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Our faces on the Daily when Bab has applied her Krusty the clown eyeshadow

And that stuff she puts on to make it last longer
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I would still not put her as being in her early 40's here

Clearly some photographic trickery

 

[Tender & Tired]

did she have the McCartney dream or did 🪜 have it?
She just babbles away and makes no sense!

 

[Allthecakes]

Local Birmingham Bags,,,,,
"Snobs" is reopening tonight

Do we think the overgrown yellow flump has been invited to cut the red ribbon, complete with Red Coat jacket and off her tits on Pro Plus!?

Noooo surely never ever will she frequent there...Good times at the old old snobs, from what I remember if I ever made it down the steps without a literal downfall

 

[Behelzabobs]

Like this one perhaps

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Nah that’s her husband “longs”

 

[NoHintOfDrama]

I've taken loads and loads of prescription meds into the US loads of times with no problem, some in original boxes, some in a dispenser. If they want to check them they just take you into a room and swab/scan them. If they're in your case the sniffer dogs won't detect 99.9% of prescription drugs. No drama, no issues! It's food they're more bothered about you taking in

Same. I was on a shitload of codeine for a slipped disc last time I went. Not a bother on them. I had the original boxes and a copy of my prescription but no one asked.

 

[Lady Doodle]

Total lie as you can see he clearly has a t-shirt on

at the point she’s losing the plot

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I hate to babfend but this picture was taken last night

 

[Allthecakes]

The vlog....give it a wide berth...she's bought a pill box to put everything in for travelling, surely you need the original prescribed box!? Also, what HRT is classed as a liquid?

 

[Allthecakes]

I like the way Yosemite/Santa Monica are written together, like you just wizz round them in an afternoon and they’re right next to each other FFS she is so fucking thick. All she cares about is fucking eating junk food and going to overpriced theme parks - she might as well go to Alton Towers.

I have only been to LA once when I was solo travelling back in the day - I was young, and had no money, so walked everywhere and got stopped constantly by men asking for sex I think if you walk anywhere they think you’re a prostitute

Good job she shuffles with her chub-rub legs glued together

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

Poor ste so jel, wishes he could be cruising for dudes
Also, bab, if your pitch looks like this, it's not being taken care of! It's supposed to be green, not black!

Urgh I'm with her on that stuff, bane of my fucking life. I wore Doc Marten boots the other week and still ended up with it in my own shoes, like how??

 

[justme2]

All the way to California for In N out Burger ..what a sad existence

They are nice burgers but can get much better smash burgers Manchester these days.

 

[NoHintOfDrama]

I feel sorry for the kids every time they have to go away with her. LA probably sounds exciting but I doubt it was their first choice for where to spend their half term. Another place SHE wanted to visit so she can tick another Disney park off the list

Also isn't it 8 hours difference between LA and the UK? So to get her primetime 7am engagement she'll have to still be up at 11pm to post, plus at least an extra hour to reply to/delete comments. They'll have to be back at the hotel by 6pm for her to get some sleep before having to wake up at 11

7 hours behind the UK