Brummy Mummy #159 At least nanny San gets double dips, Babs only gets double bagged

[Princess She-Ra]

Emma in 2019 would never have smiled like this?
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Emma in 2019:

I’ve just had my breakfast, thanks

 

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

Interesting story about celebs and menopause on good morning Britain…..calling early tingo for chubalubs this morning….taking full credit for menopausal women and their overies

 

[okay-i’ll-join-in]

So she's definitely not doing a post about Ethan and is now back to harping on about herself.

To summarise her post today,Bab was a twat, still is a twat and will always be a twat.

What a bitch

 

[shazbev]

Maybe she's quiet today due to her ear falling off.. Apparently she's had an ear infection, who knew?

 

[Reality_tv_lover]

So it’s your fault she tells randoms who like her gaudy dresses I got it in “sainsbo’s”

I'll take the blame. Though I sometimes take the piss out of the clothes we get. They are so grannified and disgusting

 

[shazbev]

Question... Im probably wrong but shouldn't she DBS checked to give a talk in a primary school??

 

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

She’s been reading on here this morning then!! View attachment 2784761

I’m here for the comments on this cowbags ….do your best…..maybe she could cover the two birds / kebab with a mote realistic diner kebab…..where did that oldie but goodie come from I’m wanting to say the Aldi live classic

 

[SugarSnapBam]

Well seems appropriate that this is the ad showing on here for me
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This sent me into space

Cheers!

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

She wanted a #content baby, but limp dick said no

...hence her having to make do with a content pup!

can you even IMAGINE though?! having a baby for content is utterly horrific - but the way the poor kid would be exploited, born solely so she could continue with the "relatable" toddler content and have a child young enough to drag to #gifted toddler activities, visit santa etc, yet treated appalling behind the scenes. especially if the child had the audacity to be born a BOY! he'd be ignored and dismissed worse than Ethan, treated like total shit, with such resentment and bitterness, eye roles behind his back, yet faux niceties and that patronising, sickly sweet voice to his face. plus she'd be using the poor kid as inspiration for another poetry pamphlet about how "cruel" the child and how they "ruin everything" - especially with her having repeatedly said that she hated being mother to a baby/toddler. she would be an aPsolutely MONSTER.

while we know Sharky will have refused because he doesn't want to have to engage in private parts action for the THIRD time, I'm glad he at least found the balls to say no to what was likely a hell of a lot of pressure from babs, given his failure to stand up to the babtator and protect the privacy of the kids he already has.
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APsolute bollox...Alison Perry was on hrt at least a year earlier & Babs clearly hasn't listened to what she said or the links shared.

obviously AP failed her as a friend, and babs is feeling "a bit cross" that she didn't sit her down and explain that she may go thru the menopause before she reaches her late 50s! or, more likely, babs didn't listen when AP mentioned starting HRT, because it wasn't about HER, and immediately changed the subject to her own issues with asthma/anxiety/allergies to ensure the conversation was focused on HER.

also, her sudden claims that she was struggling with anxiety back in 2019 - i swear that recently she has been saying her anxiety started around the time she went to that thing at the house of lords about kid's literary and subtitles on tv shows! her timelines and lies are all over the place - to the point that i don't understand how the babettes haven't noticed such blatant inconsistencies! trying to map it out all would be a full time job!

and if it were the case that she was initially experiencing symptoms of the perimenopuase in 2019, she seems to have forgotten that their was a fucking PANDEMIC and that GPs weren't prioritising joining the dots between babs' myraid of symptoms and contacting her to advise her that collectively, they may indicate the beginning of the menopause! the world doesn't revolve around HER in the way she believes.

 

[Acorncollecter]

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And this is why Bab is encouraged to continue in her quest to be the cuntest cunt online. Prime example of a typical babette, God help us all, we live amongst these cretins!

Thing is.... those bags wasn't even her own idea. She's nicked it from an insta mate and made it her own. She doesn't have an original thought in her body.

 

[zebby]

i apologise if this has already been solved in the previous thread, but my brain feels broken trying to work out the family connection between Sharky and the bride. i swear babs has been talking about going to her brother-in-law's wedding? did i INVENT that?! her blabbering is hard to follow at the best of times, but it wasn't until very recently that she revealed Steve HAS brother - I always thought it was just him and his sister - and i thought it was HIM getting married. s it that Stephanie is the daughter of Sharky's brother?! which would mean she is Steve's niece, and i assume the reason babs wouldn't simply say "my neice is getting married" is because, despite them being married for years, she still doesn't perceive the Conway side of the family as HER family.

I'm so confused! plus if the bride is Sharky's nice, that means the E's DO have a cousin/s - albeit older - which, perhaps, is why she has never mentioned his brother's family before, because she likes the idea of the E's being the only grandchildren - in the way that they are the wet ones' only grandkids, as that makes HER feel special, y'know, because SHE birthed them, and her/Steve's parents wouldn't have been grandparents without HER.

aalso, that photo where she is saying she wouldn't have worn a glittery toddler's party frock in her 20s! i would hope not, babs! if she wasn't a #size18, I would assume that dress had been bought from the kids' section of Monsoon!

We need an Ancestry tree to map it all out.

 

[duffy1234]

no shes hanging

 

[Reality_tv_lover]

I am gutted they dumped the 1% club for the Brits

 

[Monkeybum]

I've just seen them, didn't know this was a discussion They literally said goodbye and walked off in opposite directions

It was this , great night tbf!

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[Jossstickjunky]

When I worked at a local college, one of my students used to babysit for Alison Hammond. She used to come in as a model for her for beauty traatments. I have met her quite a few times and yes, she really is lovely and so chatty.

 

[lessthaninfluenced]

An officer and a gentleman at the theatre then?

 

[turndownthenoise]

Magic mirror strikes again.

then the next post she looks ridiculous ! The dress is bursting at the seams

 

[Allthecakes]

Menopause and the thickest socks known to man, plus naff pj's in bed? Someone is bullshitting.
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No wonder she gets nightsweats unless her bedroom is baltic
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I think he's her new personal assistant, may as well get paid for sorting her sh1t

 

[NattyMoo]

Yeah, they go MPW all the time
Wherever there’s a freebie hey Babs!!

 

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

I'll take the blame. Though I sometimes take the piss out of the clothes we get. They are so grannified and disgusting

I’ll let you off this time…..can you confirm when she buys clothing it’s #size18