Brummy Mummy #159 At least nanny San gets double dips, Babs only gets double bagged

[Candyfloss1974!]

Twinning

 

[Riiiiiiiiight]

Babs and the menopause she’s completed it mate.

 

[BonBon27]

Maybe Babs, you just need to come to the conclusion that you’re unhappy in your life. All this “this time last year I was so sad”…..”A few months ago I had no confidence”……”In 2019 I was really struggling”. Have you ever stopped to consider that these aren’t phases you get over, but just YOU? You’re unhappy in a seemingly loveless marriage, you feel guilty you’ve sold your kids and now they can’t even go to the cinema alone at 13 years old because YOU’VE made sure every Tom, Dick and Harry in Brum recognises them. You don’t have any real friendships. You find socialising hard because you aren’t a very nice person and you worry people will figure that out. You aren’t a very good daughter or sister because you don’t look after your family, you expect them to service you. You have a very unfulfilling career where you open yourself up to criticism that you can’t handle. You’re. A. Mess. And then you wonder why you (like every other human being with emotions, and every other woman with hormones ) have times you feel shit. It’s not hard to figure Babs. We’ve been telling you for 159 threads, that we know you read!

 

[teaandtoast8]

Emma in 2019 would never have smiled like this?
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Emma in 2019:

 

[Allthecakes]

Wow, she's completed peri menopause nearly as quickly as she completed Netflix.

Next thread title nomination

 

[Barnabybear]

Wow, she's completed peri menopause nearly as quickly as she completed Netflix.

 

[Candyfloss1974!]

seriously who is taking a pop up laundry basket on their holidays? just shove it in your suitcase and sort it out when you get home life is too short to be taking laundry baskets on holidays

I never take a pop up laundry basket on holiday, I take my extra large wicker one and book it a seat on the plane.
It’s so handy and saves carrying dirty washing in suitcases and I don’t have to sort it when we get home

 

[Lady Doodle]

“struggling”

Fuuuuuuuuck off

My god I hate her!
Struggling?
Emma you are pathetic. Pure & Simple.
Every woman since the beginning of time will go through the Menopause. Women of all ages, with all varieties of medical causes and reasons ranging from natural age related, to medically induced for health reasons.
Grow the fuck up and shut up.
Exercise
Eat healthily
Do something better with your time

I guarantee you'll hardly notice these fake menopause symptoms!

 

[Bumfluff80]

All I have going round in my brain now is Mr Lover Lover by Shaggy but with the words Mrs Chubaluba

 

[emme1122]

1. Why does she love the tooty frooties look so much?
2. She pays for these? (She says she does but I don’t believe her - no one in their right mind would pay for this poor work)
3. The cuticles are NEVER trimmed.
4. There is polish still on the skin
5. And she has a hangnail

 

[Itscharlibaby]

Trigger warning - self harm

Sorry this is such an overshare but I fucking ate her SO MUCH! she just doesn’t know she’s born, how can people give her sympathy for her inane drivel she spouts when people in the real world have actual problems going on!

I really struggle with my mental health and have self harmed tonight for the first time in about 10 months, I’m so mad at myself and am just venting here (sorry cow bags!) but she doesn’t realise how good she has it!

 

[Sooty2u]

I'm 46. Does she really think other 46 year olds are watching the Brits? No. No we are not. I went on a date with my husband to watch Dune 2 and then had sex Bab. You should try it some time you dried up husk of a woman. Stop drooling over boybands from the 90s. It's embarrassing.

 

[Another Longtime Lurker]

FML. What as in how NOT to do it?!?!

 

[Loopybird69]

Imagine if she ever had to deal with a significant trauma she just wouldn’t cope at all! I think a fair few of us have gone through crap that you wouldn’t wish on your worse enemy yet we don’t go on every month about how sad we was and how we are now the me ist me! She really needs to get a grip on reality as one day it’s going to smack her so hard

She has though. Her dad has been seriously ill. Whether hip replacement or liver transplant or whatever.

She. Did. Not. Take. One. Hour. Off. The. Gram. But will take Sundays off posting - she left her elderly mother and dumb ass sister to sort out her dad and still had the audacity to rock up to theirs on Christmas Day to be waited on!

she is only concerned about her

 

[Lady Doodle]

A snippet of 2019 if you will
The year the anxiety kicked in!

 

[Maddogsmum]

Ffs she doesn’t seem to know the difference between PERI-MENOPAUSE and MENOPAUSE.
Meno=Periods
Pause= Stop.
You’re still having periods Emma so you’re still in perimenopause and it can last years so you are not in menopause and you’ve not ‘ gone through perimenopause.’
Jesus wept she’s beyond stupid. I wish she’d still using perimenopause as content because she’s giving out WRONG info and misinforming people.
Yet again highlighting how fucking useless she is at everything.

 

[justlurking2345]

She's so thirsty. No wonder her lips look like a pig's dry anus.

I know it’s early but please can this be the next thread title

 

[Mingles1001]

Well well well it was inevitable but smug old Flabs has finally taken the form of Jay from the inbetweeners!

Menopause? Completed it mate


What a load of shite she’s talking!!!!!!!
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Babs and the menopause she’s completed it mate.

Omg great minds

 

[justme2]

She has deteriorated so much in just a short time. She’s aged about 15 years in just 4 and is getting uglier by the day. She doesn’t look happier, she looks more miserable.

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

Went to the cinema on my own the other day and I had more of a spark with the elderly pensioner sat near me than those two on their gifted day date