Brummy Mummy #159 At least nanny San gets double dips, Babs only gets double bagged

[AliceInWanderLost]

i'm sorry, WHAT?! just had to check the calendar to ensure it wasn't April 1st! what the duck kind of irresponsible primary school has asked this clown to talk to the kids about internet safety?! she who has exploited their kids since they were toddlers, and whose behaviour places them both at huge risk - both of bullying, but also far worse given that we all know their address/where her kids go to school/every private detail of their lives including their dob/middle names/exactly where they store their underwear - hell, she's even SHOWN pairs of the kids pants to the world. and that's not even taking into account her blasé and unconcerned attitude to knowing that photos of her kids in their swimwear were being shared on porn sites.

i sweat if I had a kid at primary school who came home and told me the grellow one had been in to do a talk, I would be utterly HORRIFIED and writing a very strongly worded email of complaint! did whoever invited her to do a talk actually LOOK at her content beforehand? or bother to whack her name into google, to see all the DV headlines? either they didn't, thus aren't taking their job seriously if they aren't doing the necessary checks and taking precautions, or they DID, in which case they presumably decided that the way she exploits her kids, exposes herself on social media and threatens to smash her husband's face in made her the PERFECT choice to speak to young kids about internet safety - and either way, I would be questioning their ability to their job.

and also, why did babs decide she needed to drag out her most colourful, toddler-style outfit to give a talk to kids in years 3/4/5/6?! they may be at primary school, but they aren't babies - these are kids aged 7-11 - yet she has dressed as though she is off to present cbeebies.

 

[ScrambledEggs]

One of the pta mums must be a Babette , can't think of any other reason why she'd be there.

 

[shazbev]

I'm kind of hoping that once Bab - the voice of no reason had fucked off home, the head then held an hour long talk discussion on Bab's Ted talk as an example of how NOT to present yourself online. Would have to do it without visual aids cos I don't think a #notan18rating would allowed-, seeing as most of Bab's content is unsuitable for adults never mind primary school kids!

 

[Clarissa_2019]

Omfg the lazy cow is now on her pjs ready for bed - does she do duck all all day everyday. I'm only half way through my day... Oh I've an idea why don't you get the tea on babs

 

[Bonbon76]

I'm overthinking this, but...

I don't put my PJs on at 4pm because I don't want to cook and then to smell of cooking! She must make her bed smell really manky.

 

[Booklover]

I'm overthinking this, but...

I don't put my PJs on at 4pm because I don't want to cook and then to smell of cooking! She must make her bed smell really manky.

...that sofa will be her spot until bedtime. She NEVER cooks!!!

 

[Lettuce]

I'm overthinking this, but...

I don't put my PJs on at 4pm because I don't want to cook and then to smell of cooking! She must make her bed smell really manky.

She solves that by getting Ste to do the cooking (as well as everything else!) But I still couldn’t imagine myself in my PJ’s at 4pm unless I was ill, even then I’d have to be really ill. Lazy mare.
And I’m sure her bed smells manky anyway, just that teddy bear alone must stink.

 

[Lady Doodle]

She's back in the same PJ's she had on this morning while confessing how sweaty she'd been in the night

 

[shazbev]

I've been in bed all day with a chest infection But I got up at 4, had a shower and put clean clothes on. She's a bleeping disgrace to womankind!!!

 

[Mingles1001]

Unemployed bum talks about the benefits of flashing her (and her childrens) knickers for likes to young children ……..What a total thundercunt

 

[emme1122]

Off the schools Facebook page. Do we think she emailed the school herself? I just can’t get over the fact that the school thinks a job in social media is viable. I honestly don’t think they did enough research regarding Emma. Very poor decision on their part.

 

[shazbev]

What I don't understand is if the lazy mare has to go upstairs to get into her pj's, why the duck doesn't she remove her make up? Oh wait, she's a lazy witch who probably sleeps in her make up and a pound to a penny her pj's are right by the front door so she can remove her coat and clothes and dress for bed!!!!

 

[MoodyMerde]

I haven’t caught up on today’s thread, so apologies if I’m repeating what someone has already said… but I’m fuming! How on Earth did a primary school head teacher think having a waste of space influencer talk about her non-job was a good idea? She’s not inspirational and does nothing to promote internet safety. Having been a teacher myself for over 20 years, I cannot believe that the school’s Head would want this utter moron talking to kids. Talk about having low expectations rations for the children’s futures! If I worked at that school I’d be having words about this.

 

[Hareandbear]

Photograph with the staff fangirling over Babs - I think they have allowed her Insta status to overrule their sense of promoting solid role models and safeguarding.

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

I'm kind of hoping that once Bab - the voice of no reason had fucked off home, the head then held an hour long talk discussion on Bab's Ted talk as an example of how NOT to present yourself online. Would have to do it without visual aids cos I don't think a #notan18rating would allowed-, seeing as most of Bab's content is unsuitable for adults never mind primary school kids!

ha, that would have been an epic plot twist! babs being invited under the impression that she was giving a talk as a successful influenza, when in reality she was brought in as an example of what NOT to do and to highlight the dangers of the internet, and the importance of online safety!

even better if she were to somehow discover that she had been so successfully trolled that she had even bragged about her certificate on IG with great pride - when in reality, it was a total piss take of her excel certificate demands, that masters babs failed to recognise!

 

[MoodyMerde]

Photograph with the staff fangirling over Babs - I think they have allowed her Insta status to overrule their sense of promoting solid role models and safeguarding.

This is going to sound bitchy, but it’s Tattle, so why not? Now I’ve seen the picture, it’s clear those teachers are Babettes and one of them is a Popsy-wearer by the looks of it. Probably the same standard of (crap) teacher that Babs was.

 

[Helmac79]

Photograph with the staff fangirling over Babs - I think they have allowed her Insta status to overrule their sense of promoting solid role models and safeguarding.

And the staff member has an open profile, a big no-no from my Local Authority

 

[Lettuce]

Lovely post from one of the fan girl teachers 2 Jan 2023. Best to be set everything to private when you are in that position. How this visit got past the head teacher is beyond me.

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

She thinks she could write an amazing 90s nostalgia novel?? How Delusional can one person be? Her the ego is the size of this planet.

i totally agree! wtf planet is she living on, thinking she has the ability to write a book - she doesn't even have a basic understanding of the English language, doesn't know how to spell or use capital letters appropriately and isn't even capable of stringing a coherent sentence together - with her usual nonsensical captions, littered with "niche" babisms that even the most hardcore tattlers often struggle to decipher, with unnecessary full stops sprinkled excessively and entirely at random. any novel scrawled by babs will be MORE of a flop than her "best selling" poetry pamphlet, which would be an excel certificate worthy achievement in itself!


i assume it has finally dawned on her that she has aPsolutely no hope of ever getting back into teaching following her "werk" as an influencer, so is floating other ideas - presumably hoping the babettes will flood her DMs begging her to write a novel. by "90s nostalgia novel", it's pretty obvious that narcissistic babs is planning to compose what she will essentially palm off as an auto-biography - all fabricated tales of boyband stalking and downing bottles of reef at all-night raves fuelled by pro-plus, all babanory stories she will claim are inspired by her own WILD teen years, yet are actually far more based on the stories she has heard from guests on her pod cast, that she has altered slightly and claimed as her own experiences - because if babs were to attempt to write a book, it would obviously be all. about. HER. because quite frankly, no other subject would keep her attention for more than a few minutes!

i also can't believe she is still harping on about her poetry pamphlet as though she penned a true 21st century classic of fame the equivalent of 1984 or A The Great Gatsby, or a whole list of literary classics that babs won't have heard of let alone READ - altho she may have watched a modern day take in movie form on Netflix. i assume she's planning to do the usual of attempting to encourage people to inflict a cruel punishment on their mothers of gifting them a copy of her pamphlet for mother's day - very interesting that the poem she wrote about Ethan being "different" as opposed to the one where she describes toddler Ethan as "cruel" and blames him for "ruining everything".


bloody hell though - until this point i had missed the line: "you'll always be my baby boy, the best thing MADE BY ME!" we joke, but she genuinely does expect her kids to be endlessly grateful to her for their mere EXISTENCE, with the reminder that they wouldn't be alive IF NOT FOR HER. truly grim the way she expects them to thank her for "making them" - although the way she seems to be implying that she is soley responsible for their creation, thus they are both the outcome of asexual reproduction makes a hell of a lot of sense - both in terms of Sharky's physical repulsion to her and her aversion to "private parts action", and also why she refers to the golden child as her mini me and is adamant poor Erin is doomed to grow into a clone of babs herself.

 

[Rachybat]

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Is this a bleeping joke!
The woman who's own kids are recognisable by complete strangers who know their DOB, Address, school they attend. Who's images appear on porn sites. The woman who publicly favours one child over the other. She's talking to kids about her career and staying safe online.

I really hope a parent is a Tattler and rips the school up for this one!
I think I recognise the school from her poor attempt at covering the name

Came one to say the same thing. If my 8 year old came home and said BrummyMummy had been in I’d be going straight up to the school.

I work in a secondary school and no way would I have her in talking to the kids.