I can smell her morning breath from those stories
Weirdly I had a dream/nightmare about her last night (need to get a life I know!) I was in her house and it was crammed full of stuff. For some reason I decided to clean her kitchen
![Woman shrugging: medium-light skin tone :woman_shrugging_tone2: 🤷🏼♀️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f937-1f3fc-2640.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
and whilst in there found Ste with an attractive woman (I know, I was shocked she was female too!) looking at houses on Rightmove together.
For some reason (piss poor judgement probably) I went to let Babs know what was going on right under her bulbous nose…and instead of confronting him or being upset she got a planner out and started plotting the timeline of breaking the news to her followers and how she’d capitalise on the marriage breakdown and subsequent rise to embrace single motherhood!
I woke up aPsolutely disgusted with myself and am now off to put on my daily wash and walk my dog for an hour to try and cleanse my mind before going to work…
![Grimacing face :grimacing: 😬](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f62c.png)
![Weary face :weary: 😩](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f629.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)