let's be honest, this special daddy/daughter "tradition" of filling erin's room with balloons - and then ethan's, when the poor afterthought kid requested because he was totally overlooked - would never have continued past her first few birthdays if babs hadn't grabbed onto it for content, and demanded it happen every single year. it was never about creating special memories and birthday magic and all the crap she spouts on a yearly basis - it was something that steve and erin endured as babs demanded. her bedroom being filled with balloons was hardly a surprise, because despite babs' yearly photo of erin "asleep" and surrounded by balloons - lights turned on, because both her kids can sleep through anything....except the noise of the washing machineStephen researching extravagant balloon ideas on Pinterest, yeah okay mate. That boring git has long resigned himself to just letting tumbleweeds drift round in his head, because he isn’t allowed a say in bloody anything so what’s the point in having ideas, or speaking?
I can’t quite follow the logic that they can’t do the normal balloon thing in Erin’s room because she’d be too frightened. Surely at some point over the last twelve years she’s come to expect this happening on her and her brothers birthdays. My moneys on her telling her parents to stay the fuck out of her room and not lurk around at night taking photos of her sleeping to post online. So Emma’s tried to frame it in yet another weird made up concept about how Erin suddenly has a fear of burglars.
I love how angry this is making you haha! She'll never acknowledge it though, she wants the brain-dead Babette's to think she's cancelled fudges!It's day 8 of the Advent Calendar borefest and she still has not realised that she DIDN'T HAVE THE HEROES CALENDAR LAST YEAR!
She's still comparing it to last year's Fudge/Chomp fiasco when she had a Calendar that ONLY contained Fudge & Chomp!
FFS! GIVE ME STRENGTH!
I hope someone tags her so we can check out her fancy letter handwriting stylejfc. i genuinely feel sorry for all the babettes who requested a christmas card from their kween. boosting babs' belief that she is a celeb, by asking for a card scrawled with babs' autograph in zebra pen and doodled with hearts. i wonder if she tapes a chocolate coin to the envelope, as she does for ethan's toddler classmates!
babs is probably imagining a future where her cards are sold on ebay for extortionate prices, everyone fighting to get their hands on her signature. but those babettes waiting rabidly for the postman, awaiting the thud of a card from ebabnezer landing on their doormat as the highlight of their day. what a sad little life.
I’m just catching up on here and was going to write this tooCunt with a gunt
For babs...It's day 8 of the Advent Calendar borefest and she still has not realised that she DIDN'T HAVE THE HEROES CALENDAR LAST YEAR!
She's still comparing it to last year's Fudge/Chomp fiasco when she had a Calendar that ONLY contained Fudge & Chomp!
FFS! GIVE ME STRENGTH!
Not so much angry, as invested now! Like, when she wakes the fuck up and realises (which she will) the drama will be on another level.I love how angry this is making you haha! She'll never acknowledge it though, she wants the brain-dead Babette's to think she's cancelled fudges!
she is so fucking stupid! her heroes advent calendar has a range of nine different chocolates. we're on day eight of advent - and given the fact that she's had three (??) dairy milks, it's hardly surprising that over the course of the other five days, she hasn't managed to have one each of the other eight chocolates. it's not rocket science, babs!It's day 8 of the Advent Calendar borefest and she still has not realised that she DIDN'T HAVE THE HEROES CALENDAR LAST YEAR!
She's still comparing it to last year's Fudge/Chomp fiasco when she had a Calendar that ONLY contsined Fudge & Chomp!
FFS! GIVE ME STRENGTH!
oh, i'm sure there was a "take a photo and tag me in your stories"I hope someone tags her so we can check out her fancy letter handwriting style
He’d need two cos don’t forget she’s a double baggerAnd when he's finished with the bin bag of balloons, is he gonna put that bin bag over your head Emma? Let's hope so!
Not so much angry, as invested now! Like, when she wakes the fuck up and realises (which she will) the drama will be on another level.
She'll be shooketh.
She'll be like
"Guys,,,,,,, have I,,,,, did I,,,,, I'm not sure you know (teeth tut) if I ever even had a Heroes calendar last year now I think about it,,,,,, did I just make up the word Heroes"
i hope he mistakes babs for an over-inflated balloon and shoves her in a bin bag!She does my swede in! Golden child gets a whole weekend of celebrating and Stevo the great has been on Pinterest looking for a personality oh no sorry I mean looking at CRAZY balloon ideas all whilst poor Ethan probably gets a few hours after school to celebrate his birthday before being told to piss off to his room under the stairs! Blabs go stick your advent calendar up your bum.
(I’ve only just caught up on this thread any of you blabasaurus peeps on the Stephen bear thread omg what a shit show makes blabs look even more like a wet weekend in Birmingham)
I almost choked on my pre night shift toast then!He’d need two cos don’t forget she’s a double bagger
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