Brummy Mummy #127 two gifted events in one day, Babs only goes out when she doesn’t have to pay

Which outfit is the worst?

  • Next shiny dress of dreams

    Votes: 102 37.4%
  • Halloween outfit with fishnet tights

    Votes: 148 54.2%
  • Spotty dress

    Votes: 23 8.4%

  • Total voters
    273
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Thread suggestion with the most votes was from @GingerWhinger and was nominated by @justlurking2345

You both win a shopping trip with Blabs and a make up lesson. Enjoy.

we haven’t had a poll for ages, pick your biggest fashion fail from the following 3.

Shiny dress from Next that 1000s DM’ed her telling her she must get it

The Halloween outfit featuring the fishnet tights


and finally the spotty dress/hospital gown/is it minge is it pants combo
 
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The foil dress at least doubles the size of her rear end which isn’t a good thing.
 
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That last screenshot is fucking harrowing
 
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I'm the single vote for the spotty hospital gown! That flash of the vag is fucking grim.
 
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Her clothes would look so much better if she got a decent bra, her boobs in her latest posts are resting on her belly. Cracking rack, yeah right Babs.
 
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Those new stories. She's so full of shit.

Bab looks like she has kidnapped Ste.

The dominant way she holds his hand is always intriguing..
I noticed this. She's holding it as though their fingers are interlocking, except his fingers are actually being crushed in her hand
 
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I’ve just looked at the website she tagged on that awful frocky horror. They actually have some nice dresses on the site, but tasteless Babs chose an awful mini dress that doesn’t fit her. What the hell does she look like? FGS, she really needs some fashun help.
 
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Just catching up on todays Babmas stories - well the does not fall far from the tree …. What is with the random packets of sweets being displayed amongst cards and gifts??
Then she shares photographs from Abba despite saying you cannot take photographs there.
What a fool she is!
Heading back to their hotel now for Babs bedtime #notsorude
 
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it's a close call between the metallic frock of dreams and that absolute fright of a halloween costume outfit - those string-tied gammon calves will forever gaunt my nightmares - but i had to go with the golden dress, simply because it's hilarious that babs bought yet another dress she hates, simply because the babettes trolled her into doing so. and i honestly hope she overcomes her insecurities about the "lumps and bumps" at the back, and unearths her woman-over-the-age-of-40's confidence, to wear it out the house, because paired with her big pants and thick tights, she will be waddling around like an oversized toddler who desperately needs their nappy changed. that's the shambles of christmas content i am here for!
 
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This dress is truly hideous
One discarded fag and it would be up in flames in a second
You would think she could have at least put an iron over it. Looks like a piece of chewed up rag! As for 🪜, no he is not dressed anything like Liam Gallagher!
 
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I chose secret option 4 - eye bleach
...i'll just leave this here for you. it's not overly efficient as an anti-babs spray, in terms of it eliminating the irritating effects of the grellow one, but it certainly doubles up as an effective eye bleach!

 
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I’ve stayed at that hotel and it is a stone throw from Borough Market, but nowhere near 02
 
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You can see from her reflection the weird angles she contorts herself into to hide her size, she’s bent at the waist here, but it’s hard to tell from the misleading photo! Body positive my arse.

And PS, she looks like Stephen’s carer in that hand holding photo.
 

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