urgh, she'll definitely be hauling herself at that trend - any opportunity to remind the world that 🪜 is her "toy boy" - just a young lad she managed to snap up due to her grellow charm, and that she threatened him into proposing to her the eve of her 30th birthday, when the besotted and terrified little guy was barely 26.
she'll accompany it with the rehashed caption of how she's been a size 10. she's been a size 22. but she has been a consistent size 18 for the past few years. can't wait to see all the photos of her younger "wallflower" phase, babs dressed head-to-toe in black in the photos she has never actually managed to share, along with the years of photos of her, 🪜and her beloved denim skirt, which she supposedly wore every single day on every single occasion, despite all the photographic evidence proving otherwise. hope she includes her tween-style fairytale love story scrapbook, all gel-pen scrawled hearts and ♡EW 4 SC 4EVA♡ that she created in her late twenties - just for the lols!