I hope to god she hasn't taught the children code names for normal body parts. Saw a while ago on Facebook a real story which was a teacher - listen up Babs! - pleading with parents to tell their kids their genitals names - penis/vagina. This teacher had a student tell her that her uncle licked her "cookie" and didn't take it seriously at first because of the terminology. Turns out that's the word her mum taught her for vagina
Emma, we know you read here so if you are telling your kids to call their private parts a "flower" or "Fifi" or whatever fucking namby pamby name you use.. please STOP. God forbid one day something awful happens and it goes unnoticed due to miscommunication, because you believe basic anatomy to be "bit rude".
It's like calling periods "aunt flo" or "that time". Why such a taboo?
Sorry to go all Debbie Downer there but the thought of that is heartbreaking