Brummy Mummy #115 She's a Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Bat looking for a bit more plastic tat

[Handwash30]

The last thing I needed today was to envision Emma Conway tugging her gusset aside and doing a piss

 

[WelshMummy]

There is not enough money in the world to justify my kids being on porn sites. She should have given it up immediately then.

 

[Riiiiiiiiight]

Can we just go back to the paddling pool jump…. I cringed so much I broke my little toe can I do a story on that for sympathy?
Asthma pahaaaaaa umkay I’ve been blue lighted due to an asthma attack yeah it’s not something I’d be making jokes about or being “proud” of! She’s such a div and he gives me the ick.

 

[whippersnapper]

That would be the day when I take advise from muppets who idolize a woman who thinks it's 1994 and she is a Pamela Anderson look-a-like.

It's not 1994, it's 2022. Emma has more things in common with perimenopausal women than new mothers. Her fan base is shrinking. Her waistband is expanding. All because she refuses to except change, growth and progress.

She is nothing but a paranoid, lazy, unimaginative 'influencer' who only influences fast fashion, the purchase of cheap tat (that is not recyclable), and home decor envious of any pre-pubescent.

I would be embarrassed to admit to following Babetha the Hut - never mind coming her defense.

 

[syd81]

How and WHY..... is she in bed at 9.30 on a summer evening????
We've had a family bbq, I've just finished clearing up and my 8yr old is still kicking a football around in the garden with the dog lol

I just don't understand, she should be in her takki sorry tikki bar sipping evening drinks

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

It’s snack time in the Unicorn household. Was about to reach for an apple and a black coffee but I thought WWECD and have sent Mr Unicorn to the shops for cocks in cans, chocolate and some smash.

 

[BonBon27]

So School Mum Mel has put on the Yr 6 party and sounds like she's done a fab job!
And here's Babs the Twat bigging herself up AGAIN saying SHE'S SO GLAD SHE TOOK THE CAKES AND POP Bore the fuck off Emma! God forbid you actually chipped in when you're probably the wealthiest parent in that class

I thought the same! I’d be embarrassed to show off that I’d spent around £350/400 on a bar and tat for my garden then in the same breath talk about a mum spending a fortune on a party for ALL of my child’s class! Bloody awful. Why didn’t Babs hire a hall and someone who provides decorations, a DJ, order a massive Dominos?!? Would have been such a better use of money than a crappy bar and a few ASOS swimming costumes she’s going to try on next week! But then I guess it would require; A way too much effort, B a willingness to do something for someone else, C communicating with other mums who, let’s face it, probably hate Babs and D a lot of time for an event she couldn’t get much content out of. So she’s never going to do it, not even for the golden girl!

 

[BonBon27]

It’s such a ridiculous waste of money A school mum I know had a proper wooden bar built in her garden with a BBQ and pizza oven which is a bit ott, but she hosts all the time. She’s had PTA meetings for us there and is always on social media with different people round there - it’s got a tv and lovely seating outside. WTActualF are Babs and PUS gonna do? Make a drink outside then go in and watch telly? They don’t sit outside in the evenings, don’t host friends, don’t have loads of family gatherings. It’s. Such. A. Waste. Of. Money. Tacky and shit, like everything she does, and completely totally and utterly pointless. That one post and that’s it. Done. Twat.

Oh and I’m just editing to add - the comments I actually despair. Who are all these crazy weirdos saying that it’s amazing, so much fun, that Stephen is brilliant and they need him in their lives?! One woman said she aspires to be like them when she gets married and have kids! I mean, really?!! I know I shouldn’t slate them as I used to be a fully fledged Babette but even then I used to think she spent too much on complete shit and that he never seemed like he was bothered by her. Why don’t these people seem to realise everything she posts is for attention and her true self is a selfish bellend who just wants to watch telly and eat crap all day?!?

 

[justlurking2345]

Another great comment from our good friend Rosiebella - so we’re angry about someone we could avoid watching and they’re angry about what we write here - on a website they could avoid reading

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

a sewing kit with a plastic needle and some monkey colouring-in sheets? erin and ethan are in for a wild summer!

 

[Lady Doodle]

Hang on!

All the people who fat shamed her were men!!!!! I think not Emma, I saw 100's of comments about you from women too!

I hope the papers pick up on this! Singling out men in general as being "mean". And all this from a woman who was fighting for equality in the weight loss tool stakes

Good god woman, give it up!!!!

 

[SwizzleMalarkey]

There she is, body positive Bab! Hiding behind the bar.

 

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

I did wonder why there was a modicum of decorum on that post, but tbh spent more time trying to decipher the last part of the caption!


It’s the BBC 100 women Instagram

The headlines in that screen grab someone winning a Nobel prize abd then an article about sexual abuse….then this cunt sandwiched between em shaking about a wooden fucking countdown…..beggars belief

 

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

read the fucking room…..you stealth boasting entitled cunt

 

[BonBon27]

I can’t get my head around it. “You think I’m one of you.” What does that achieve exactly?!? It’s a public forum so it’s not like she’s spying on behalf of people who can’t read it for themselves and reporting back to them?!? Just so odd. By all means read and disagree but you pretend to join in and think you’re winning?? It must be Babs, that’s just the sort of stooooopid thing she’d think was so clever of her

 

[Lady Doodle]

This is clearly aimed at us!
The bit about her being "more of a Stephen" is aimed at Tattle because we've said TT is as loud, obnoxious and attention seeking as Emma!
And that girl is NOT quiet! She auditioned for 5 roles to make sure she got a part Yeah, a real shrinking violet there Emma The school probably just cast her cos they knew Big Gob Babs would kick off if they didn't!

And what is that final paragraph!
My kids could write better than this in Yr 2!

 

[ohyes]

Piss off Emma, you attention seeking twat

 

[Runner1]

Use. A. Comma!!!!!!!!

 

[LLPlum]

Oh god these last 10 pages of the last 2 threads are absolute gold! The fk ups are coming thick and fast. I just love these laugh out loud, bonding days

#hitothespy

Welcome newbies. Once I found tattle, I saw the light. You will too

 

[Missymoo92]

This article came up on my Facebook
If only the range could have taken a leaf out of targets book and told Babs to do one