Lady Doodle
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I hate to Babefend, but in the reel it is an Ice Lolly she grabs, a Tiptop is the frozen ice in a plastic tube Mr Freezy type thingIn that reel she calls her ice pop an ice lol
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Cheddar Chalpupa
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I know what this is supposed to be but why did I sing it to the tune of Hotel Yorba!An ode to the Babstrampkini
She was afraid to come out and drink water
She was as nervous as she could be
She was afraid to come out and drink water
She was afraid that somebody would see
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore
It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow grellow shite bikini
That she wore for the gram time today
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow grellow shite bikini
So in the size 18, she wanted to stay
Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more
She was afraid to come out in the open
And so a blanket around her she wore
She was afraid to come out in the open
And so she sat, bundled up, what a bore!
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore
It was an skanky manky blankey oh yeah!
That she wore for the first time today
A skanky manky blankey oh yeah!
So in the blanket, she wanted to stay
Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more
Now she's afraid to go live on the gram yeah
And I wonder what she's gonna do
Now she's afraid to go live on the gram yeah!
And the waist is so tight itβs turning blue
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore
It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie boulder holder type bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie boulder holder type bikini
So in the water, she wanted to stay
From the locker to the blanket
From the blanket to the shore
From the shore to the water
Guess there isn't any more
Lol
Jade33
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Not sure how recent, think the bikini was last year in Brighton, and the other at a spa or something but dont know wheni tried to find a recent swimsuit photo to do a comparisonbut it's impossible to accurately compare because in every swimming costume photo she's posted this year, she's made damn sure that she's posing specifically, leaning forward to conceal her gunt and appear as slim as possible - always a body confident role model!
however, these two photos show a fairly dramatic change - no photoshop necessary!although she's trying her best to use the kids both to conceal her true size, and conveniently give the appearance that she has a wais- it's actually ethan's shoulder creating that illusion! in the original swimsuit photo, she was obvs feeling far more comfortable in her body, and you can see where her waist line is, whereas in the recent photo, her body has become almost rectangular with absolutely no definition between the multiple chins, stumpy neck, floppy boobs, gunt and swollen thighs which seemlessly merge into trotters. just a big slab of babs. she isn't even wearing a swimming costume and the difference is noticeable - her bikini reel tomorrow will be an interesting comparison, although i predict lots of stupid poses, angles and holding random items in front of her gunt.
note how she specified her highest and lowest weight, again - which for someone who promotes body confidence it seems strange to mention those numbers so fucking regularly, when weight is nothing but a reflection of your relationship with gravity - yet hasn't clarified that she's been a size 10 and a size 22, presumably because she knows damn well people would read it and assume she is currently a size 22, and at her highest weight. because she is. but she's gotta keep convincing the babettes that she's a size 18, because she's based her entire sense of self worth on her weight/clothes size. if she truly believed she was "SO MUCH MORE THAN MY WEIGHT", why store the precious number of your lowest weight in your head to mention at every opportunity? of all the supposedly "body confident" accounts on SM, i haven't seen any others which highlight their lowest weight - ever, let alone as often as babs. since, y'know, that defeats the whole point of body positivity.
says a hell of a lot about what her own little girl has been conditioned to think about body image/weight/the ideal body, as a result of ehr own behaviour.and her little boy too, but we all know that men don't suffer from body image issues or pressure from society to look a certain way!
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Allthecakes
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North side it's overcast but warm...starting to get 'ot now
Jade33
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I like the 2 above it too
Lady Doodle
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I already said this"Listen very carefully... I shall say this only Once"
ETA - I absolutely had to, couldn't help myself!
shazbev
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Superb...An ode to the Babstrampkini
She was afraid to come out and drink water
She was as nervous as she could be
She was afraid to come out and drink water
She was afraid that somebody would see
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore
It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow grellow shite bikini
That she wore for the gram time today
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow grellow shite bikini
So in the size 18, she wanted to stay
Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more
She was afraid to come out in the open
And so a blanket around her she wore
She was afraid to come out in the open
And so she sat, bundled up, what a bore!
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore
It was an skanky manky blankey oh yeah!
That she wore for the first time today
A skanky manky blankey oh yeah!
So in the blanket, she wanted to stay
Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more
Now she's afraid to go live on the gram yeah
And I wonder what she's gonna do
Now she's afraid to go live on the gram yeah!
And the waist is so tight itβs turning blue
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore
It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie boulder holder type bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie boulder holder type bikini
So in the water, she wanted to stay
From the locker to the blanket
From the blanket to the shore
From the shore to the water
Guess there isn't any more
Lol
Allthecakes
VIP Member
No, other way around here
Allthecakes
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I'm surprised she hasn't demanded a chest xray, very similar symptoms (pregnancy aside!)...
www.itv.com
Mum-to-be who thought breathlessness was due to pregnancy told she had cancer | ITV News
Victoria Hemmings-Slack went to A&E at the Royal Stoke University Hospital where a chest x-ray revealed an 18cm butterfly shaped tumour on her chest. | ITV News Central
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ellecatx
Active member
Sorry but what is the 100 women thing please??Ugh the tit wiggle! All I could focus on was her gunt flopping about
Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn
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Brummy Mummy #116 On the Ticky Tocky with her tacky Tiki
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Behelzabobs
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She was asked to go and comment on that Jeremy Vine programme, did she?Sheβs far too thick to make comment on any worthy cause or current affairs issue so no way in a million years could she have her own show.
