Brummy Mummy #115 She's a Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Bat looking for a bit more plastic tat

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Yet another hello fresh ad. And she’s cocked it up yet again! What she says the discounts are and what she has written are different. Is it 60% or 50%, 25% or 35% babs? How you are still getting these ads, I have no idea.
 
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Yet another hello fresh ad. And she’s cocked it up yet again! What she says the discounts are and what she has written are different. Is it 60% or 50%, 25% or 35% babs? How you are still getting these ads, I have no idea.
She’s rehashed the one from a month or so ago and written the new offer on. What a lazy arse
 
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It’s snack time in the Unicorn household. Was about to reach for an apple and a black coffee but I thought WWECD and have sent Mr Unicorn to the shops for cocks in cans, chocolate and some smash.
 
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I have said this before but seriously her family should not be using Hello Fresh. They are 2 adults, she has ALL the time in the world given she doesn't work, yes babs this IS NOT a job. She could go food shopping, research new healthy yummy recipes and make them every single day. At weekends, the kids and Set could get involved. She does not need boxes where everything is pre-portioned.
 
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WWECD - What Would Entitled Cuntface Do?

That’s how I’ll be using it anyway. Thanks babs
 
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To be fair Steve is the cook in their house and he works full time!

It's so embarrassing that she can't cook. Steve must get really annoyed, my husband is a 'can't cook, won't cook' and it riles me! (but I'm a decent cook so even if he was to bother to learn now I would still prefer my own cooking ha!)
 
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whoever referred to babs' "cracking rack" as "tip top" may well be deluded, but also missed the opportunity to compliment her on her "top tits", which, quite frankly, would have worked better as a pun.

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Brummy Mummy #116 - tip tops, "top tits" and a tat tip up in top top!

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Brummy Mummy #116 - tacky tippexed talons, tip tops and a tat tip up in top top!
 
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I'm pulling this one out of your post cos it needs to be the next thread name!

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Brummy Mummy #116 - tip tops, "top tits" and a tat tip up in top top!
 
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It’s snack time in the Unicorn household. Was about to reach for an apple and a black coffee but I thought WWECD and have sent Mr Unicorn to the shops for cocks in cans, chocolate and some smash.
I hope Mr Unicorn isn’t riding a bike down canal street
 
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I feel for Steve but also don’t. He could put his foot down and make the yellow beast do some actual work around the home given she doesn’t work and he does. But no he panders to her by doing it all. Although maybe he actually cooks something not beige (doubt it though…)
 
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So much going on in this pic...the make up. Revolting tic tac nails and too tight rings. As for the poor ..will noone rescue the poor bugger? He's probably scared she's gonna eat him ! I reckon she buys biscuits solely for herself. If it were me,I'd bake a cake or make cookies but she's such a basic idle bitch she wouldn't even entertain the idea of baking. I wonder if her mate eats healthily and Bab has to take biscuits cos no way on god's green earth would a piece of fruit voluntarily pass her lips!
 
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It’s snack time in the Unicorn household. Was about to reach for an apple and a black coffee but I thought WWECD and have sent Mr Unicorn to the shops for cocks in cans, chocolate and some smash.
Hope he made it home without a dip in the canal!

She’s rehashed the one from a month or so ago and written the new offer on. What a lazy arse
Just watched it, she's got last weeks shit nails on
 
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"Emma Conway Investigates" has just finished me. A serious Babette suggestion. Where do you start with these cretins
 
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