Brummy Mummy #115 She's a Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Bat looking for a bit more plastic tat

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So much going on in this pic...the 🤡 make up. Revolting tic tac nails and too tight rings. As for the poor 🐶..will noone rescue the poor bugger? He's probably scared she's gonna eat him ! I reckon she buys biscuits solely for herself. If it were me,I'd bake a cake or make cookies but she's such a basic idle witch she wouldn't even entertain the idea of baking. I wonder if her mate eats healthily and Bab has to take biscuits cos no way on god's green earth would a piece of fruit voluntarily pass her lips!
The tic tac nails look terrible on her sausage fingers.
 
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I have said this before but seriously her family should not be using Hello Fresh. They are 2 adults, she has ALL the time in the world given she doesn't work, yes babs this IS NOT a job. She could go food shopping, research new healthy yummy recipes and make them every single day. At weekends, the kids and Set could get involved. She does not need boxes where everything is pre-portioned.
overlooking the fact that it's a total waste of food, because we know that none of it is ever actually eaten - babs gave that away when she revealed that steve refuses to eat any form of fruits or vegetables - the way she specifically highlights that she likes the fact that all the ingredients for each individual meal are packaged together in a little bag - yes babs, because you'd struggle in the fresh vegetables aisle to recognise a bleeping avocado! 🤦🏻‍♀️

and the way that her hello fresh ad is quickly followed by babs showing off her less-than-fresh choice of beige and sugary snack! 👌🏻
 
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I appreciate she is ‘joking’ but how can she even joke about this when her kids have been found on porn sites or she got called out for making jokes about domestic violence. Were they not your saddest days online babs?
 
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View attachment 1411367I appreciate she is ‘joking’ but how can she even joke about this when her kids have been found on porn sites or she got called out for making jokes about domestic violence. Were they not your saddest days online babs?
No because she cares more about being right, then her family or offending anyone she didn't even apologise about the dv joke.
 
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She cares more about the money, as does Steve which is why he's happy being her doormat
 
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Oh an ice lolly/ Ice cream poll coming soon... Oh Babs I can't contain my excitement. How tragic your account has become
 
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To be fair Steve is the cook in their house and he works full time!

It's so embarrassing that she can't cook. Steve must get really annoyed, my husband is a 'can't cook, won't cook' and it riles me! (but I'm a decent cook so even if he was to bother to learn now I would still prefer my own cooking ha!)
If you can read, you can cook. She’s too bloody lazy to make an effort to cook it’s easier to be waited upon by her put upon husband …….. though I also wonder whether she can read ?…🤔based on some of the 💩 she writes on Instagram peppered with full stops , spelling mistakes and basic grammatical errors.
How the hell has she got the Hello Fresh gig when I’ve never seen a fresh, healthy plate of nutritious food served by her ever ….. ??
 
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Oh do duck off....another thing that only happened in the Fathead's mind!!!!
Edit: the grammar and sentence structure gave it away Bab ... you're gonna have to get up even earlier to get one over us 🐄 bags!!
"every body is a beautiful body"? when has babs ever said that?! she has repeatedly stated that she is specifically a "plus size" body confidence role model - although only when those bodies do not exceed the "minimum" plus size of a size 18, and perfectly mirror her own in terms of shape! she has repeatedly shamed the shape and size of the bodies of women who are smaller than her, or even those who are plus sized but carry their weight differently to her - such as the women modelling swimsuits on a clothing website, who she slated for not having prominent guns, as apparently that makes their bodies UnReALiStiC by default. 🤷🏻‍♂️
 
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If you can read, you can cook. She’s too bloody lazy to make an effort to cook it’s easier to be waited upon by her put upon husband …….. though I also wonder whether she can read ?…🤔based on some of the 💩 she writes on Instagram peppered with full stops , spelling mistakes and basic grammatical errors.
How the hell has she got the Hello Fresh gig when I’ve never seen a fresh, healthy plate of nutritious food served by her ever ….. ??
You barely even need to be able to read with Hello Fresh, it's mostly pictures (and you can even use the app for step by step instructions)
 
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I feel for Steve but also don’t. He could put his foot down and make the yellow beast do some actual work around the home given she doesn’t work and he does. But no he panders to her by doing it all. Although maybe he actually cooks something not beige (doubt it though…)
My husband can’t cook and I wouldn’t make him cook for me because he would just serve bacon sandwiches! Or take too long to cook and I would get hangry…

I see lots of people on Instagram doing hello fresh collabs so I don’t think they are hard to get. The savings are similar to if you got a referral code from a friend. She also doesn’t point out that it’s a subscription service so you have to remember to cancel it.
While hello fresh does have healthy options some of the meals can still be high calorie (I forgot to look last week and ordered a 900 cal beef stir fry by mistake which messed up my calorie counting!)
 
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Wow! She's actually shared a really amazing worthwhile cause for once! Lil's Parlour in Northfield is an amazing enterprise and she has had loads of local support, but needs so much more.
I bet the wollop hasn't donated though 🤬
 
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I've used hello fresh... And I hate cooking! I'm rubbish, not interested and a fussy eater but for sake of not wanting my daughter to grow up the same I started using hello fresh, we do the prep together, choose meals, I push myself try something different each week and I love doing them
Now if Emma wanted decent content she could go down this route, say hands up I'm a rubbish cook but I'm going to give this a go heres how I got on! But nope that would actually involve doing something!! Just like the slow cooker!! 🙄🙄
 
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Oh the poor love. She’s so overwhelmed. She missed a newsletter and doesn’t know when sports day is or when the ice cream van is coming 😢 Bless. It’s so hard when you have to quickly try to book holiday or swap shifts or beg for an hour out of work. I really feel for her.

What? She can just leave home whenever because she doesn’t do anything? She’s just upset she’ll have to not watch Netflix for a day? Oh. My bad. Thought she was a proper grown up for a minute there. My mistake.
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Ffs she doesn’t have a job. She doesn’t rub a house/home, she’s barely alive the sloth how does she miss all the things happening in the last 2 weeks of her precious golden child’s final school year?!?! Can she not read is that the problem? She can’t string a sentence together so her being unable to read isn’t a massive stretch

and I’m claiming 🎉TINGO🎉 after her mummin usage (said I was glad she didn’t use the phrase last week) because fruit day cant happen again tomorrow not that it’s happened for the last month she’s such a lazy dick and that machine isn’t keeping you alive it’s a bleeping humidifier not a nebuliser
 
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