Brummy Mummy #111 Emma's popularity peaked long, long ago; now all she has left is testing her peak flow

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Don’t forget the muller yoghurts as ‘gateway’ yoghurts to see if the children can handle adult yoghurts.
 
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In the latest vlog she bought some muller corner yoghurts for her kids because they aren't "little kids anymore" and they're "big kid yoghurts".

My daughter sometimes eats Muller corner yoghurts. She's 4.

Don’t forget the muller yoghurts as ‘gateway’ yoghurts to see if the children can handle adult yoghurts.
Hahaha! I didn't read your comment before I typed mine .
 
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This.
She gave the impression she was taking the toddlers to London on her own. When we all know she doesn't take them anywhere without the plank, Wet San or Wet Claire. Who took the photos otherwise?
Also I bet they were 5 mins in the NHM, 'cos everything else was all fucking Disney or food! Great day out...
 
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I’m going to sound such a bitch and o can take that. Triple threats natural smile is lovely. The forced scrunched nose one looks like when I tell my pooch to smile and he just pulls his lips back and scrunches his snout - like a bloody grimace
It's sooooo scrunched it looks not only gorged but almost painful. More like a grimace than a smile!
 
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Don’t forget the muller yoghurts as ‘gateway’ yoghurts to see if the children can handle adult yoghurts.
Surely yoghurt is yoghurt? I mean it’s a while ago but I remember giving my 4/5 year olds normal yoghurts in their lunch box some days and fromage frais others. Is it a thing to give “childrens” yoghurts to 11 year olds?

It's sooooo scrunched it looks not only gorged but almost painful. More like a grimace than a smile!
Fully agree. But to me it looks like my dogs smile grimace

Oh and Emma Costco membership for individual d is £28+vat with spouse/partner free the £16.80 + vat is for the final additional card holder does that mean wet San finally got a back bone and didn’t give you the freebie?
 
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Never happened either mid insert of said tampon or anything …… absolute fucking liar

Why does she write like that? Her sentences are so weird. I thought she was a teacher, yet everytime I see what she has written I question the sanity of the people who gave her her qualifications.
 
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Did she really say she doesn’t drink in the Costco haul vlog but likes a baileys hot chocolate?
yeah, ok jan
 
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In the latest vlog she bought some muller corner yoghurts for her kids because they aren't "little kids anymore" and they're "big kid yoghurts".

My daughter sometimes eats Muller corner yoghurts. She's 4.
it's like the debate she has every time she buys shampoo and toothpaste as to whether the kids are at an appropriate age to use "adult" products, as opposed to tear-free shampoo aimed at toddlers and presumably milk teeth toothpaste for her kids' adult teeth.

she's finally established that erin and ethan aren't toddlers - so they're now permitted a trial run of "adult" yoghurts?! fucking muller corners - which i swear i've seen her buy mutlipacks of before, so presumably they were all just for her! what yoghurts were the infants allowed to eat previously? frubes presumably, so there was less risk of them spilling yoghurt down their tops?!
 
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Probably is in pain from her mum making her traipse around London in crocs! Those poor kids feet.
Yes! Why are they always in crocs-their feet will be knackered. Why is she so lazy as a parent. Bet she’d say oh well they wanted to wear them, it was their choice!
Well my son at that age wanted to do things that weren’t always a good choice so guess what you fucking lazy bitch, I told him no! But you just cannot be bothered with your kids can you Emma unless they are being USED to make you money.
She really is a terrible mother. Lazy, self centred, thinks nothing of using her kids to make money, and puts their entire lives online without a 2nd thought. Yeah great mother you are Emma-NOT!
Fucking bitch- oh yeah you have that one down.
 
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So I call Tingo on the whole growing up post.

Plus look at TT. Natural smile....bloody lovely. Forced Babs smile so she looks like her....painful. what a crying shame.
At the moment, TT is ruining every pic with her precocious faces and posing just like her mother. E is such a lovely, natural little boy. Babs is really making TT look like a spoilt, thoroughly unlikable brat!
 
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Why does she always make them wear cheap crocs when she has those saltwater monstrosities which retail at £60-£70 quid or her converse high tops again retailing at £60-£70
 
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Why is she jealous of her 11 year old!! She's never right!

Also - this is what the Conway's have for Saturday lunch

And this is what taming twins feeds her family!
 
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Poor Erin, at a friends birthday but rather than enjoying the moment she's sharing all details virtually with her mother!
 
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Ooh the narc is strong in this bitch today. Is she actually jealous of her own daughter? Fancy TT having an activity not including our Bab and enjoying herself!! Just a taster Bab of what's to come...and I canna wait .
 
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I don't understand why she Is wearing a happy meal box on her head? Is it a thing ?
How is that content
 
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I don't understand why she Is wearing a happy meal box on her head? Is it a thing ?
How is that content
Fancy being jealous of your 11 year old off out at a friend's party enjoying themselves so you sit with a happy meal box on your head, for what reason is beyond me. Babs, if you didn't act like a dick all the time, flashing your gunt to everyone on the internet etc maybe you'd be invited to your friends(perhaps you'd actually have some friends) houses and their parties? Just a thought
 
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