SHE IS ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED WITH HERSELF, ISN'T SHE!!! 
Jesus christ Emma, give it a rest!
Jesus christ Emma, give it a rest!
Brummy Mummy #110 When God gave out chins, Babs thought He said C ocks In Tins, so she asked for a triple
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But I though teen/early 20s Emma only wore black 
That was last week!But I though teen/early 20s Emma only wore black
This week she dressed like a man and had great boobs apparently
Did you snog boys in the 1990's or not Emma? You are such a bleeping liar. That's why you look so awful, all the lies pouring out from your skin.
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By ‘snogging boys’ does she actually mean snogging her pillow and pretending it was a boy?
Maybe that's why she ended up with Ste- he has as much personality as a pillow!!
I think Emma is confused between reality & fantasy half more than half the time. She can’t keep her narrative on track, always wore black photos prove otherwise. Never snogged boys, always snogged loads. Danced on bars, how you had a gammy leg?
Ttw now on 151k
Ttw now on 151k
Alison Perry has had a big declutter today, it's an Ad PR post but almost another dig at our Babs there. What has she done to her fwends?!
bleeping hell, she is SO self absorbed! No-one gives a flying tit about ‘90s Emma’ - what is WRONG with the world that people have become so narcissistic that they think thousands of people want to hear what you were like 25 years ago? Especially when you’re some fat, boring Brummie with no friends, no hobbies, no brains & nothing interesting to say. FML. I hate the world sometimes!
pretty sure it was all the boyband posters from TOTP magazine she had plastered all over her bedroom walls well into her twenties - her "snogging boys" refers to her she practicing her snogging technique with photos on her wall.
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Sequel to "Encanto" - due for release later this year. Gripping stuff. Probably be worthy of an Oscar or Babta award
Sequel to "Encanto" - due for release later this year. Gripping stuff. Probably be worthy of an Oscar or Babta award
I think she needs to update her BIG BOOK OF LIES and remember to cross reference it with her posts before she puts anything out thereI think Emma is confused between reality & fantasy halfmore than halfthe time. She can’t keep her narrative on track, always wore black photos prove otherwise. Never snogged boys, always snogged loads. Danced on bars, how you had a gammy leg?
Ttw now on 151k
Danced on bars but was a ‘wallflower’ and envious of her confident friendsI think Emma is confused between reality & fantasy halfmore than halfthe time. She can’t keep her narrative on track, always wore black photos prove otherwise. Never snogged boys, always snogged loads. Danced on bars, how you had a gammy leg?
Ttw now on 151k
not sure many wallflowers danced on bars.The woman's a walking talking contradiction, she's consistent with that!
TBF she doesn’t do much walking, she gets too out of breath!
It could be the air you know, too much when she walking?
Morning fag ash Bab....
Those sunglasses (aside from being cheap and hideous with zero SPF) do her no favours whatsoever. They're unflattering and make her nose look massive! I mean, she has a big mouth but it looks tiny compared to her hooter when she wears those monstrositiesnot that i actually believe a single babette has messaged babs dramatically complaining that choosing between Westlife and Boyzone is like "choosing their favourite child" - more tales from babanory! - but if they had, there's a reason why they would struggle to do that. y'know, in that most parents don't have a specific favourite child. so in this context, using "choosing my favourite child" as an indication that the decision is difficult is entirely nonsensical, given that for babs, that's the easiest choice in the world! the golden child wins every time, and babs makes no secret of her blatant favouritism!
if she's attempting to imply that the babettes are finding it difficult to choose between McFly and Busted, she needs to use a comparison which she would actually find difficult - y'know, like "it's like choosing my favourite beige snack" or "it's like choosing which shade of yellow to dye my hair" or "it's like choosing which colour of tacky plastic heart-shaped tat sunglasses will clash best with my outfit!"
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Facebook isn't as popular as it was, so it's easier to get verified now. It's not a biggie but she has to hype everything up as Taming Twins is slaying her on Insta and TikTok
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