Wonder if Babs will be doing a Forest Flump mile a day shuffle in June? Proper fundraising for her charity.
Brummy Mummy #110 When God gave out chins, Babs thought He said C ocks In Tins, so she asked for a triple
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So on the day Babs gets her official blue tick on Facebook, I get my V.I.P status on Tattle!!
So a double celebration for us both
So a double celebration for us both
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pretty ironic for babs to be "calling all runners" as though she didn't make a huge deal out of her failed c25k attempt, and regularly advertise fabletics based on the claim she's going to start running again! unfortunately - despite being the perfect representative for athletic clothing, obvs - her fabletics clothes never appear to have pockets for her to stash her required sharing box of biscuits to keep her fueled as she waddles along, huffing and puffing and struggling for breath.
duck will she actually be participating though! she's only interested in
She said a while ago she was restarting c25k but wouldn’t be posting about it. Which is the oddest thing ever and could only be because she either lied, failed or didn’t want to promote something healthy and worth doing!!pretty ironic for babs to be "calling all runners" as though she didn't make a huge deal out of her failed c25k attempt, and regularly advertise fabletics based on the claim she's going to start running again! unfortunately - despite being the perfect representative for athletic clothing, obvs - her fabletics clothes never appear to have pockets for her to stash her required sharing box of biscuits to keep her fueled as she waddles along, huffing and puffing and struggling for breath.
duck will she actually be participating though! she's only interested intaking full credit for"raising money" for the hospital when it benefits her, and involves absolutely no effort whatsoever on her behalf. plus, without her elderly cheerleader to spur her on, she wouldn't make it past the starting line!
Given her out of breath Disney vlogs, I dont think she lasted a week!
bleeping knob (Babs not youSo on the day Babs gets her official blue tick on Facebook, I get my V.I.P status on Tattle!!
So a double celebration for us both
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I've said this before, so I fully agree. She's VERY immature and always has been. I mean, she was very late 20's when she met Stephen, & she made that scrapbook with photo's of him/them, & wrote soppy childish captions, adorned with flower & heart stickers ... ffs, this is the kind of tit you do when you're around 11 to 14, not on the verge of your 30's. She's weird as duck and ABSOLUTELY stunted. She's so childish.
Three poses of Babs
- Peace sign
- Scratching for nits
- Wafting her stink
If Babs ever did something original I’d fall into a coma - absolute basic babs or “babsic”
- Peace sign
- Scratching for nits
- Wafting her stink
If Babs ever did something original I’d fall into a coma - absolute basic babs or “babsic”
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BF - "Best Friend" OR "Bethany Francesca" 
It always ANNOYS me when Babs refers to herself as a "nerd" because I always thought a nerd was a person who was quirky, introverted, shy and intellectual (qualities not bestowed upon a manic / attention seeking / dumber than a bag of hammers / middle aged housewife seeking purpose and meaning by exploiting every person around her)
Turns out THIS IS the meaning
NERD
noun
She FINALLY got something right
Turns out THIS IS the meaning
NERD
noun
- a foolish or contemptible person who lacks social skills or is boring.
She FINALLY got something right
don't forget babs' classic hand-on-fake-waist pose! anything to attempt to appear thinner than she actually is, because she is the epitome of body confident!
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Ohh ffs, I have the same shed as her... better get rid of that pronto 
Knew I recognised Emma from somewhere!!!
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Utterly brilliant! I sang the whole thing (and watched it play out in my mind )Babs Tribute
"Em" - parody of "Belle" from beauty and the beast
Excuse the broken up verses, this is a mixture of Emma/cowbags/Babette's/Ste (a bit like the original Disney song)
Set the scene.. Emma wandering the streets of Brum whilst mulling over her content/life.
Enjoy
(Emma)
Little gram
It's a rehashed platform
Everyday, content is a bore
Little gram
Full of my lovely people
Waking up to say..
(Babette's)
Yas kween, yas kween, yas kween yas kween yas kween!
(Emma)
You'll see me baking but it's fake, like always
The same old Saturday - it's hell
Every morning just the same
With my pit stories again
To those poor, provincial trolls -
(Passer by)
"Good morning Bab!"
(Emma)
Good morning lovely friend!
(Passer by)
Where you off to?
(Emma)
Off to Primark, I just saw the most wonderful frock there! It's an 18, with pockets -
(Passer by)
Ah, that's shite!
Marie! The jizz rolls!
Hurry up!
(Cowbags)
Look there she goes, that gals deranged, no question
Crazed and erratic can't you tell?
Very crude and oh so loud
And she seems to be so proud
No denying she's a funny girl that Em
(Man)
Bonjour!
(Emma)
Good day!
(Man)
How many followers?
(Woman)
Bonjour, good day, that's Ste's witch wife!
(Woman)
That taming twins! She's overtaken her -
(Emma)
There must be more than this insta filled life
(Primark shop assistant)
Ah, my number one customer!
(Emma)
Good morning - I've come to buy that new frock for content
(Shop assistant)
It's gone already!
(Emma)
Oh, I need it for my reels - have you got anything new?
(Shop person)
Haha, not since you asked yesterday!
(Emma)
That's fine, I'll just take... This one!
*Emma snatches a too small dress off the clothing rack that will NOT suit her*
(Shop assistant)
That one?! But it's a size 16!
(Emma)
But these are my favourite! Stretchy material, i can squeeze in it, my gunt is disguised -
(Shop assistant)
If you're that desperate for likes and validation, it's yours!
(Emma)
But Bab?!
(Shop assistant)
I insist, now duck off and stop hounding me!
(Emma)
Why I could weep - thank you very much!
*Exits the shop*
(Cowbags)
Look there she flumps, that gal is so unstable
So grey and yellow, she can't be well
Flaunting her "meagre" wealth
Lies about her mental health
What an attention seeking kween that Em..
(Emma)
Ohhh aren't I just amazing?
I adore and love myself, because, you'll see
Here's Ste my real prince charming
But I fantasize about my ex, cos that's just me...
(Ste)
Right from the moment when I met her, I bored her
I'm a pushover, she could tell
Here in Brum it's only she
Who would marry plain old me
So I'm making plans to flee to Brighton town!
(Brighton boys)
Look there Ste goes, isn't he dreamy?
Those cycle shorts, oh he's so cute!
Be still, my heart, he's leaving Babba
He's such a tall, dark, long and Irish hunk!
(Babette's)
"Morning"!
"Hi Bab!"
"Did you see that new vlog?!"
"Disney holiday - again?"
(Ste) "Please let me through!"
(Babette's) "Not more fake baking!"
"Those pastries are stale!"
"But Babs will eat them!"
(Emma)
There must be more than this Instagram life!
(Ste)
Just watch I'm going to escape my wife!
(Babette's/cowbags)
Look there she goes, that gal thinks she's so special
Her contents drying up as well
It's a pity and a sin
All the frocks she can't fit in
She really is a funny gal
A boozy, slurring, vile twit
Her contents full of tat and crap...
That's Em..
"Yas kween, yas kween, yas kween, yas kween, yas kween!"
Ugh when your phone buffers at an unfortunate moment!
It has irrationally annoyed me Emma didn’t include one direction in her boyband poll, they were massive and incredibly successful. Not to mention she weirdly talks about Harry so probably weirdly obsessed over them too. It’s like she can only include boy bands which take her back to her ‘youth’ or not so much because she was still chasing them around in her 20s…
This mornings storytime reeks of bull tit already, "me, Steven, the boy, we're all up, downstairs already (she says, while sitting in her pit) next breath, ste brings me a cup of tea up!" You're either downstairs, or he's bringing a cuppa up to u! Make it make sense babs!
*ETA that was a story and a half, the rest of it was that he farted
so yeah, there's that. Well worth a watch
*ETA that was a story and a half, the rest of it was that he farted
so yeah, there's that. Well worth a watchSo todays band wagon is hayfever! Is this a different allergy to her usual one?
My hayfever is horrific at the moment but funnily enough I don’t find it necessary to stick tissues to my face. I use anti histamine and get lots of fresh air through my house during the day and use an air purifier at night. Not just for one day like Emma and give up.
Emma doesn’t have hayfever she has a filthy dirty mouldy house and never opens her windows that’s why she sneezes. Dumb witch
My hayfever is horrific at the moment but funnily enough I don’t find it necessary to stick tissues to my face. I use anti histamine and get lots of fresh air through my house during the day and use an air purifier at night. Not just for one day like Emma and give up.
Emma doesn’t have hayfever she has a filthy dirty mouldy house and never opens her windows that’s why she sneezes. Dumb witch
I’ve never seen hay fever like it, it’s invisible……..my husband suffers horrendously but she literally has nothing 
duck off Babs, your house is manky & smelly we know because you film it. Not enough sympathy for allergies so now it’s hay fever.
duck off Babs, your house is manky & smelly we know because you film it. Not enough sympathy for allergies so now it’s hay fever.
I feel like this might be one of her first “original” reels. It’s 
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