Peace with again 
Brummy Mummy #110 When God gave out chins, Babs thought He said C ocks In Tins, so she asked for a triple
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Don't think either of them are a size 18!For the blocked
both need decent bras
That new is reel is awkward as duck. I have second hand embarrassment!
BrilliantBabs Tribute
"Em" - parody of "Belle" from beauty and the beast
Excuse the broken up verses, this is a mixture of Emma/cowbags/Babette's/Ste (a bit like the original Disney songI'm on the quiet period of a night shift and have way too much time on my hands
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Set the scene.. Emma wandering the streets of Brum whilst mulling over her content/life.
Enjoy
(Emma)
Little gram
It's a rehashed platform
Everyday, content is a bore
Little gram
Full of my lovely people
Waking up to say..
(Babette's)
Yas kween, yas kween, yas kween yas kween yas kween!
(Emma)
You'll see me baking but it's fake, like always
The same old Saturday - it's hell
Every morning just the same
With my pit stories again
To those poor, provincial trolls -
(Passer by)
"Good morning Bab!"
(Emma)
Good morning lovely friend!
(Passer by)
Where you off to?
(Emma)
Off to Primark, I just saw the most wonderful frock there! It's an 18, with pockets -
(Passer by)
Ah, that's shite!
Marie! The jizz rolls!
Hurry up!
(Cowbags)
Look there she goes, that gals deranged, no question
Crazed and erratic can't you tell?
Very crude and oh so loud
And she seems to be so proud
No denying she's a funny girl that Em
(Man)
Bonjour!
(Emma)
Good day!
(Man)
How many followers?
(Woman)
Bonjour, good day, that's Ste's witch wife!
(Woman)
That taming twins! She's overtaken her -
(Emma)
There must be more than this insta filled life
(Primark shop assistant)
Ah, my number one customer!
(Emma)
Good morning - I've come to buy that new frock for content
(Shop assistant)
It's gone already!
(Emma)
Oh, I need it for my reels - have you got anything new?
(Shop person)
Haha, not since you asked yesterday!
(Emma)
That's fine, I'll just take... This one!
*Emma snatches a too small dress off the clothing rack that will NOT suit her*
(Shop assistant)
That one?! But it's a size 16!
(Emma)
But these are my favourite! Stretchy material, i can squeeze in it, my gunt is disguised -
(Shop assistant)
If you're that desperate for likes and validation, it's yours!
(Emma)
But Bab?!
(Shop assistant)
I insist, now duck off and stop hounding me!
(Emma)
Why I could weep - thank you very much!
*Exits the shop*
(Cowbags)
Look there she flumps, that gal is so unstable
So grey and yellow, she can't be well
Flaunting her "meagre" wealth
Lies about her mental health
What an attention seeking kween that Em..
(Emma)
Ohhh aren't I just amazing?
I adore and love myself, because, you'll see
Here's Ste my real prince charming
But I fantasize about my ex, cos that's just me...
(Ste)
Right from the moment when I met her, I bored her
I'm a pushover, she could tell
Here in Brum it's only she
Who would marry plain old me
So I'm making plans to flee to Brighton town!
(Brighton boys)
Look there Ste goes, isn't he dreamy?
Those cycle shorts, oh he's so cute!
Be still, my heart, he's leaving Babba
He's such a tall, dark, long and Irish hunk!
(Babette's)
"Morning"!
"Hi Bab!"
"Did you see that new vlog?!"
"Disney holiday - again?"
(Ste) "Please let me through!"
(Babette's) "Not more fake baking!"
"Those pastries are stale!"
"But Babs will eat them!"
(Emma)
There must be more than this Instagram life!
(Ste)
Just watch I'm going to escape my wife!
(Babette's/cowbags)
Look there she goes, that gal thinks she's so special
Her contents drying up as well
It's a pity and a sin
All the frocks she can't fit in
She really is a funny gal
A boozy, slurring, vile twit
Her contents full of tat and crap...
That's Em..
"Yas kween, yas kween, yas kween, yas kween, yas kween!"
I sang every word in my head.
Look at the black mould!!!!! What a woman she is. A lazy womanBab, you really need to get off your fat, lardy arse and get some cleaning done in your house. Your windows and frame are a disgrace! Dirty, mouldy and cobwebs. Just a tip, if you actually opened the windows, maybe your your house wouldnt have the problem with damp and mould.
WTAF was that reel?
Makes me embarrassed to be plus sized, is that what people think us fat girls do??? No wonder we're judged.
BABS have a look.at Louise @stylemecurvey she'll show you how to be a fashion influencer, classy informative, honest.
On second thoughts don't bother, you're nonE of those things.
Makes me embarrassed to be plus sized, is that what people think us fat girls do??? No wonder we're judged.
BABS have a look.at Louise @stylemecurvey she'll show you how to be a fashion influencer, classy informative, honest.
On second thoughts don't bother, you're nonE of those things.
Oh what a day to follow Babs
Instead of seeing one unhealthy ugly twit parade around in tit clothes we get to see two!!
The reel is almost like The Muppets Christmas Carol with the ghost of the Christmas future ..... if you keep being a attention hungry unhealthy dick Bethany you too will morph into Babs one day
Instead of seeing one unhealthy ugly twit parade around in tit clothes we get to see two!!
The reel is almost like The Muppets Christmas Carol with the ghost of the Christmas future ..... if you keep being a attention hungry unhealthy dick Bethany you too will morph into Babs one day
Yeah size #18
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Me too,Brilliant
, me too @Missymoo92 this is BRILLIANT
Do you know what, in all honesty she MAY fit into the odd size 18 DRESS, if it's stretchy. Skirts, trousers, leggings, shorts etc., no way. Her arse alone needs an extra size or two. I'd wager she's a 20, or even 22 in bottoms and fitted dresses.Yeah size #18
She needs to drop this "realistic" bullshit because it's NOT realistic. My clothes sizes are generally an 18 to 20 in tops & dresses because my bust is large, but I'm a 16 to 18 in trousers, skirts etc., because my bottom half is slightly smaller. Also, it can differ vastly depending upon the store and the fit. I can also get away with size 14 in stretchy leggings, & size 12 in knickers. This "realistic size 18" is bollox. Not a single person on Earth is one size in absolutely everything. Bikini's for example, I can get away with a 12-14 bottom but I need an 18-20 top. Her claims of "size up" & "size down" are bullshit, she just needs a slightly bigger or sometimes smaller size depending upon many factors.
She's dishonest and NOT body confident. She's lying to herself to make herself feel better. Babs is a very sad and lonely woman, the jolly "happy in my own skin" crap is a facade, a veneer. She's one of the unhappiest people on Instagram, it shows in her appearance, she's ageing 5 years every year.
....and she needs to deep clean her house, that black mould on her door & window frames is disgusting and a health hazard.
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Iβm strangely mesmerised by that reel, and not in a good way I tell you. She looks like her mum 
I canβt stop watching it, help!!!!
I canβt stop watching it, help!!!!
Itβs a mother & daughter reel, epic fail
TTw recommending another account not Babs for fashion tips
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I think Babs did it to try and prove to us
that she must be a size18 because her βmateβ is a size 18 and they look the same I can't stop watching the reel.
Does she not see how badly she has deteriorated in the last few years - its shocking.
And she is in no way a size 18 unless by that she means only wearing size 18 tent like dresses that are supposed to be baggy but end up being bodycon style on her
Avoiding all clothes ie trousers and tops that she would need a much larger size in does not make her a size 18. It makes her a delusional twit who is lying to herself.
Does she not see how badly she has deteriorated in the last few years - its shocking.
And she is in no way a size 18 unless by that she means only wearing size 18 tent like dresses that are supposed to be baggy but end up being bodycon style on her
Avoiding all clothes ie trousers and tops that she would need a much larger size in does not make her a size 18. It makes her a delusional twit who is lying to herself.
Not sure if I'm getting old , have better taste in clothes or in a foul mood but that reel is tit.
I can't work out if it's the clothes or those two making them awful.
I wonder if Bethany is regretting now ....
I can't work out if it's the clothes or those two making them awful.
I wonder if Bethany is regretting now ....
I donβt want to come across as insulting to the artist who drew that Mickey in the Disney haul - obviously itβs a decent drawing.
But with the whole build up to this special piece of artwork, this special $50 bespoke piece as a gift from Stephen, slowly and carefully unwrapping it⦠was anyone else expecting something a bit more er⦠substantial?
After all the palaver about not spending too much money on snacks and souvenirs for the kids, thatβs a lot of useless tit she bought herself. Such as the badges for wearing round parks they didnβt even take off the cardboard. Why on earth? I donβt think there was anything in the entire haul Iβd have given a second glance in a shop!
But with the whole build up to this special piece of artwork, this special $50 bespoke piece as a gift from Stephen, slowly and carefully unwrapping it⦠was anyone else expecting something a bit more er⦠substantial?
After all the palaver about not spending too much money on snacks and souvenirs for the kids, thatβs a lot of useless tit she bought herself. Such as the badges for wearing round parks they didnβt even take off the cardboard. Why on earth? I donβt think there was anything in the entire haul Iβd have given a second glance in a shop!
Is Emma pregnant?
Itβs unlikely
Those boots 
with the curtain dress 
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