The huge cinnamon bun followed by a chocolate coated banana, ice cream, chicken nuggets, fizzy drinks....its like reading the Hungry Caterpillar except she doesnt rest in a cocoon she vegetates in PJs watching TV.TWELVE GRAMS OF SATURATED FAT!!!
Twelve grams of sat. fatThat is MINDBLOWING. No wonder she's so huge!
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"everybody's running! i don't know what they're running for! we'll just take our time!" - says babs, literally huffing and puffing with the effort it's taking her to simply walk down main street! it's hardly as though "taking their time" is a choice - it's a decision that has been made by babs' poor health and shocking levels of fitness! earlier in the vlog, you literally hear her reprimand steve and the kids for running - "you don't need to run!" - obvs because she can't keep up! she'd far rather restrain the kids' excitement and have them drag their heels around the park at a snail's pace because - despite her one day attempt at restarting C25K last year - she can barely cope with the exertion of walking up the stairs. 
I feel like this is a good for for @Booklover, matches your charl one brilliantly!Thanks for the the new avatar inspo
Also my phone froze on this when watching the morning stories
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I know, right? And it has NO nutritional value. ZEROTWELVE GRAMS OF SATURATED FAT!!!
Twelve grams of sat. fat
As a comparison: A beef burger has 225 calories, 12 grams of fat, 5 gram of saturated fat and 27 grams of protein. It has niacin, vitamin B12, zinc and selenium and a good source of vitamin B6, iron and phosphorus.
Plus -- She always states that she is thrifty with her money. Those cinnamon buns were roughly $6 ea. (2021 prices) She spent $24 + tax on 4 buns. Chances are those kids were hungry and cranky in an hour (I would be). So she had to spend MORE money on more food.
She is only thrifty on things other people want - NOT on things she wants. She bleeds money to obtain her gratification.
What is she on about, of course wallpaper can be stuck back down. It was stuck there in the first place you gullible woman. Get some border adhesive, dampen the paper and squirt the glue behind it, smoothing it out with a sponge. Easy. Or easy for anyone with brains, and one not on the beg for a wallpaper collaboration anyway.
She’s unbelievably bad at everything related to being an adult isn’t she?
PS and if this appears on stories, it’s my tingo!
She’s unbelievably bad at everything related to being an adult isn’t she?
PS and if this appears on stories, it’s my tingo!
Sitting in bed at 1pm talking about the new pair of shoes you’ve just had delivered. Really relatable
What god awful try on reel is she going to hash out today?
(vlog)
"Skip to 12:41 if parades aren't for you"
Parade continues until 13:00
She can't even time stamp her own vlogs correctly
"Skip to 12:41 if parades aren't for you"
Parade continues until 13:00
She can't even time stamp her own vlogs correctly
She must be doing an Ad or reel because she’s curled her god awful yellow hair and put her clown make up on!
If she’s not already she’ll soon be on statins for her cholesterol.
I’m fat, love sugared foods, not a size 18 which is maybe where I’ve gone wrong, but my size 24 ass can’t eat a full one of those cinnamon buns. They’re huge! After a quarter it’s like someone has poured sugary cement down your throat and everything is becoming a giant stodge. Why would you feed one each to your kids as breakfast?!
Mmmm can’t photoshop videos of her crappy hair
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It was the extra icing that got me!
I’ve not looked at her content in a while but can see I’ve not missed much. Same tit different day with babs.
Has that grellow walloper actually gone to parent's evening dressed in that godawful get up 
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?.And £30TWELVE GRAMS OF SATURATED FAT!!!
Twelve grams of sat. fat
I went rogue and watched those videos
Conclusion:
1. Steve’s a miserable twit
2. They don’t sleep together ever, as she was banging on about him snoring in premier inn
3. She babies those kids, Erin seems a nice girl and actually did a better job of talking about the resort than her mother, Ethan seemed quite normal not the terror she makes out
4. Disneyland looked empty and boring but that could be because they were on stuff at the crack of dawn
5. Blabs probably didn’t enjoy it as much as last time she went as her weight and general unfitness has multiplied over lockdown which clearly made it difficult to keep up walking about etc with the kids and Steve
6. what a waste of money
I have never sat on a kids chair at Parents evening. They roll out the big ones for the parents .
Maybe the teachers are trolling Bab and have taken bets to see a ) wtf she's wearing today and b) if the seat holdsI have never sat on a kids chair at Parents evening. They roll out the big ones for the parents .
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We've sat on little chairs when we went into our daughters nursery - because we were in the playroom being shown around and that's all they had. But for Years 5/6 there were normal chairs because that's what the children in those age groups sit on.
Why does everything have to be an event with a "hilarious" /" this could only happen to me!" Spin on it.
Why does everything have to be an event with a "hilarious" /" this could only happen to me!" Spin on it.
My bad. I didn't know you could use WhatsApp other than to message because I am a technology dinosaurIt's whatsapp Erin uses.
Ahhh, no problem bud
Because she’s a wacky* kind of good** mumWe've sat on little chairs when we went into our daughters nursery - because we were in the playroom being shown around and that's all they had. But for Years 5/6 there were normal chairs because that's what the children in those age groups sit on.
Why does everything have to be an event with a "hilarious" /" this could only happen to me!" Spin on it.
* In her dreams
** also in her dreams!
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