why the
duck is babs planning to decorate the house with easter bunting and bunnies when she's literally spending easter in florida?! any excuse to adorn every possible surface with easily-accessible sugar - jars of mini eggs and saucers full of creme eggs! plus the "festive" lemon bakewells -?! - which she's keeping up in top top for herself, because babs does not know the meaning of "good sharing".
wow, those colour-in eggs are literally aimed at infants! so embarrassing that she's going to give them to a nine and eleven year old - who "
love colouring in" to keep them entertained on the plane, and even more embarrassing that she's publicising this information to the world. the kids may enjoy colouring, but there are age-appropriate colouring books that they'd surely enjoy far. more than a wooden egg with the most basic of patterns and pack of
tit felt tips!
not only that, but she's bought little easter bunny shaped fluffy bags to pack and take to florida with them, because the easter bunny will be preparing an egg hunt for the toddlers - obvs babs will be packing bags of mini creme eggs, because she doesn't like american chocolate! and just to reassure. you cowbags - you have no need to worry, because the kids will return home to a huge stash of full-sized easter eggs and chocolate from the easter bunny and all the famalam! they may be spending easter at disney, but they absolutely will. not be missing out!
also, both erin and ethan will apparently be forced to wear the bunny ear headbands on easter sunday to walk around the parks at disney! cringe!
and ofc she's prioritised buying them kits to decorate easter bonnets to wear to SCHOOL! admittedly, i don't have children - but is an easter bonnet parade actually still a thing once kids leave toddler group?! hats adorned with sunflower decorations, and "cure" stickers in the shape of lambs, bumble bees and chicks? really?! i thought we'd established that the kids aren't toddlers! apparently, erin
will be making one, even if she refuses to actually wear it, and she
will be posing with it "popped on her head" for a photo for "mummy" to plaster all over SM.