I feel like a @Venom genius adaption of 
Car Wash would add a shine to the car wash chat/return to work day 
Car Wash would add a shine to the car wash chat/return to work day 
Brogan Tate #82 never the bridesmaid, never the bride
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Iโm frothing at the mouth for something that isnโt Elle darbyโs thread, bring on the vlog tonight!
Uuaauu AuuaauuI feel like a @Venom genius adaption of
She pretends like she's rich
But Tattle will tell her "do one you witch"
There ain't no tellin' what begs she'll tweet
A Disney Magic Cruise or maybe Jo Malone treats
But she's at the car wash
Vloggin' at the car wash, Boges
Y'know she wants it done for free
(Car wash)
Sing it with the Tattle crew
(Car wash, yeah)
Uuaauu Uuaauu
Come on she never works hard
There ain't no way she'll ever be a youtube star
Let me tell you she's so uncool
And Benj get out, you just look like a fool
At the car wash
Uauauauauauauauauaa
Vloggin' at the car wash, Boges
You know she wants it done for free
(Car wash)
Uauauauaua
(Car wash, Boges)
Well, brands never seem to stop coming
(No work, no work)
Her vlogs keep on getting mind numbing
(No work, no work)
Oh she's idle to the bone
(No Work)
Benj can't wait to spend the weekday on his own
Tattle thinks he goes astray
Come on Benj leave her and make our day
(Do the vlogs, right away)
Vloggin' at the car wash
Car wash, Boges
Come on, y'all, let's sing it with me
(Car wash)
Sing it with Tattle Y'all
(Car wash, Boges)
Uuaauua uuaaauuu
(Car wash)
Brands need to stop coming
What'd we ? say
The vlogs keep getting mind numbing
(Car wash)
Let me tell you, she's so uncool
And her house just looks like a massive cesspool
At the car wash
Vloggin' at the car wash, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh to watch the Covid briefing or the cotsworlds slog at 5!?!?
I bow to Venom's greatness!!! I'm over here learning medical terminology and trying to wrap my head around basic tit and you're whipping that out in a matter of minutes!!!
Covid briefing would be more interesting and Boris might pronounce some words correctly which is more than our Brogs can do.
Definitely BoJo... his mannerisms alone are worth the entertainment vs. Brogs. Let alone if he cocks something up while speaking.
What a time to be alive!!! Having to decide between Boris or Brogan.
When i saw it I knew it was perfect!!!
not even a minute in 
Iโm saving the vlog to enjoy in peace tonight 
Oh my god ! all that crap in the car
I find it weird that she spends money on crap left right and centre, but her and Benji decided not to get each other ANY Christmas presents, not even something small to open!
She looks like she's been crying in the first part of the vlog! Can't believe its nearly 5 years they've been together, she must be FUMING they aren't engaged.
Also noticed there's no TV in the bedroom of their cottage, I wouldn't be happy with that
Also noticed there's no TV in the bedroom of their cottage, I wouldn't be happy with that
I think this too! So strange they don't buy anything for each other??
"I'm really enjoying this one" he says as he's playing football manager
I see that Traverse trip has really paid off listening to that voiceover at the beginning;
Welcome...to....the (reads script)...Cotsworlds....I....am....Brogan.
She's got a great voice for a podcast, oh wait.....
Welcome...to....the (reads script)...Cotsworlds....I....am....Brogan.
She's got a great voice for a podcast, oh wait.....
The words on the scrabble board though, "fool" and "defeat"
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