Brogan again is shouting, brogan hasn’t had any or many friendships that have lasted as long as her and bonky’s, she says they are similar in a lot of ways which is why they’re friends (duh)
“They meet in the middle” binky has some effortless friendships (not brogie)
Brogie, fake as ever, never had a bad word spoken to each other (bollocks, brogan is irritating as
duck and so is bonky, they deffo bitched about each other), always arrange for binky to have a sleep over
Oh we have to talk about sitc BBBBB (oh
duck off) BBB
“I shouldn’t be laughing because I’m good friends with the people who organise it” bollocks are you or youd not be clinging on to like 3 people
They were dickheads, pretending to be on the list to get into the creator full access lounge, like dickheads pretending to be on some VIP list at a club - “if you don’t ask you don’t get” well if you’re reading this brogan, can you kindly
duck off, and stop putting your face in every frame
If that sitc is as fun as they get, they must be as boring as we think they are
Brogan calls herself an adult and mature
I’m dead
Didn’t have friends because she fucked them off for her boyfriend
You are a bad friend brogan! You make everything about you, you can’t relate or have sympathy for anyone, julie’s fucked you up.
They don’t have friends from childhood (might tell you something about them)
You might have lost interest - hun you might not be besties with people who you met at primary school but the fact you don’t have any connections with anyone from your life post 16 years old is something you need to address
Binky’s much more sensible able her approach to friendships, and sounds much less bitter than brogie
Surprise surprise, she felt overwhelmed from the big college
Said she changed to fit them (I would say she’s still doing that, won’t mention what silly things she was drawing in her art book or what her silly memories on Facebook)
Refers to Megan as her longing serving best friend.....
“I’ve had friends that are colleagues first” aka go ape, why is she scared to say examples? We know who she means?
Binky “I know I know I know” what don’t you know (seriously)
Brogan was lonely, because boyfriend went to uni, she was at college, friends from 6th form found it, they were taking the piss out of her videos (hope they are on tattle) Megan was the only one in real life except her family who said hey I’m cool
Busy? Busy doing what? Putting the bins out?
Brogan feels like Megan will leave her.... we’ll brogie ask why that might be.... aka you’re a dick
Binky.... you forget that brogan has seen her mum, didn’t social distance “no one was really seeing their family” errrrr goldfish are we?
How do you make friends in adulthood (the main title of the podcast) and no actual advice. (Walk round the park? Do you? Because 3 would be against the current government guidelines) they’re double her age, so that makes them what 80? Going strong
Name drops Victoria and Gary (two people who also don’t live in the real world)
If you’re life is work and home you’ll eliminate the chance to make friends (errr that’s what adult life is and has been during lockdown)
Brogan’s top expectations for friendship
1. loyalty (if I don’t like someone else then you don’t like them) very adult brogie (drops in viser versa again) voice memos that are “personal podcast” can you imagine
bleeping hell
Brogie did not give 3 top reasons
What binky says about not being expected to bounce a text back instantly sounds very much like the shade Beth was giving out about brogan’s expectation of her?
Empathy and understanding for binky? Then why the hell is she friends with brogie? She is lacking these massively
“I respect someone so much more if they’re honest with me” hell you’re the one who said your online coach had to say things in a nice way? Goldfish again
Again, what have you done for your friends brogan? Kept talking about what all her friends have done
Brogan is a Tory (she said her and Bianca could chat about what they believe in off the back of big political events) what do you know about BML brogan? Because I’m sure binky was spouting off of it last year?
My mum is like my best friend or my sister, well Julie sure looks better than you for her age brogie
Brogan has latched onto binky’s friends, added her to some WhatsApp groups, bet she regrets that
“I’ll have to dig deep for the next one and go through some skeletons in my closet for the next one on friendships” which you can already tell will be brogan defecting the blame not giving examples and just saying how hurt she was (aka nothing new)
ETA sorry it’s long