Please sing to the tune of part of your world from the little mermaid
And no. I don’t have a life.
Look at this tat, isn’t it neat
Wouldn’t you think I’d stop showing my feet?
Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl, the girl who eats, everything?
Look at my toes,
In these sandals,
How many breakdowns can this camera show?
Looking at me you’d think,
Sure, she’s definitely a 16!
I’ve got game nights and lip sweat a plenty,
I’ve got thick curly hair and pouches galore.
You want cycling shorts?
I got 20!
But who cares, they don’t fit,
I’ve “shrank” them all!
I wanna be where the m&ms are
I wanna spend, spend all of my money.
Buying exactly, how many brushes again?
Oh six!
Working real hard you don’t get too far,
I would prefer, prefer to do bare minimum
Making crap videos for, who was it again.
ATD!
Out where I won’t walk
Out where I won’t run
Out where I won’t wear sun protection
Come pack with me, it’s time to be
Sent on a free trip!