Brogan Tate #11 Contents crap, getting fat, eating £25 m&ms out of Bongos lap.

[Emmapism]

Your finest work yet

 

[Meg1912]

Please sing to the tune of part of your world from the little mermaid
And no. I don’t have a life.

Look at this tat, isn’t it neat
Wouldn’t you think I’d stop showing my feet?
Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl, the girl who eats, everything?
Look at my toes,
In these sandals,
How many breakdowns can this camera show?
Looking at me you’d think,
Sure, she’s definitely a 16!

I’ve got game nights and lip sweat a plenty,
I’ve got thick curly hair and pouches galore.
You want cycling shorts?
I got 20!
But who cares, they don’t fit,
I’ve “shrank” them all!

I wanna be where the m&ms are
I wanna spend, spend all of my money.
Buying exactly, how many brushes again?
Oh six!
Working real hard you don’t get too far,
I would prefer, prefer to do bare minimum
Making crap videos for, who was it again.
ATD!

Out where I won’t walk
Out where I won’t run
Out where I won’t wear sun protection
Come pack with me, it’s time to be
Sent on a free trip!

Brilliant!!! [emoji119][emoji119][emoji119]
Sneak peek of the music video:

 

[Colourmeinchaos]

The fact that she genuinely believes she’s the same size now as is she in this picture from January is actually concerning. She needs help.

 

[thischarmingmiss]

It was quite concerning how she was eyeing up all the Disney party stuff, it's clearly for a 5 year olds party Brogan.
"I'm just booking the balloons in" FFS!

 

[Cupcake12]

Please sing to the tune of part of your world from the little mermaid
And no. I don’t have a life.

Look at this tat, isn’t it neat
Wouldn’t you think I’d stop showing my feet?
Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl, the girl who eats, everything?
Look at my toes,
In these sandals,
How many breakdowns can this camera show?
Looking at me you’d think,
Sure, she’s definitely a 16!

I’ve got game nights and lip sweat a plenty,
I’ve got thick curly hair and pouches galore.
You want cycling shorts?
I got 20!
But who cares, they don’t fit,
I’ve “shrank” them all!

I wanna be where the m&ms are
I wanna spend, spend all of my money.
Buying exactly, how many brushes again?
Oh six!
Working real hard you don’t get too far,
I would prefer, prefer to do bare minimum
Making crap videos for, who was it again.
ATD!

Out where I won’t walk
Out where I won’t run
Out where I won’t wear sun protection
Come pack with me, it’s time to be
Sent on a free trip!

Omg! I'm literally swaying and singing this! You are pure genius! Maybe someone could make boggy an intro with this song like the saconnys or Miranda have!! Ha!

 

[Gem_woody]

Please sing to the tune of part of your world from the little mermaid
And no. I don’t have a life.

Look at this tat, isn’t it neat
Wouldn’t you think I’d stop showing my feet?
Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl, the girl who eats, everything?
Look at my toes,
In these sandals,
How many breakdowns can this camera show?
Looking at me you’d think,
Sure, she’s definitely a 16!

I’ve got game nights and lip sweat a plenty,
I’ve got thick curly hair and pouches galore.
You want cycling shorts?
I got 20!
But who cares, they don’t fit,
I’ve “shrank” them all!

I wanna be where the m&ms are
I wanna spend, spend all of my money.
Buying exactly, how many brushes again?
Oh six!
Working real hard you don’t get too far,
I would prefer, prefer to do bare minimum
Making crap videos for, who was it again.
ATD!

Out where I won’t walk
Out where I won’t run
Out where I won’t wear sun protection
Come pack with me, it’s time to be
Sent on a free trip!

Amazing

 

[Cupcake12]

Size 14 and oozing confidence. There's no way brog thinks she's this size? Like seriously take off your rose tinted glasses and have a look at yourself. If she was a 16 or 18 but totally owning it no one would comment about it!!

 

[blahblahbrogan]

She spent £22 on that bloody balloon. What is wrong with this woman?! What even was the purpose of the giant beheaded Mickey?

 

[Noseylady]

Maybe when she does her skiing come pack with me and those awful salopettes don't fit she will realise! She has gained weight.

 

[Pinkii]

I wonder if baked potato people pay for her expenses? Like for the video? Otherwise its crazy to spend that on a balloon!?

Then again she spent £25 on m&ms

 

[blahblahbrogan]

I wonder if baked potato people pay for her expenses? Like for the video? Otherwise its crazy to spend that on a balloon!?

It probably would be classed as an expense but what exactly did beheaded Mickey add to the video??

 

[TinaTree]

The ski stuff will either "have been washed incorrectly", "lost in the move" or she "wants new season stuff"

 

[xily]

Please sing to the tune of part of your world from the little mermaid
And no. I don’t have a life.

Look at this tat, isn’t it neat
Wouldn’t you think I’d stop showing my feet?
Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl, the girl who eats, everything?
Look at my toes,
In these sandals,
How many breakdowns can this camera show?
Looking at me you’d think,
Sure, she’s definitely a 16!

I’ve got game nights and lip sweat a plenty,
I’ve got thick curly hair and pouches galore.
You want cycling shorts?
I got 20!
But who cares, they don’t fit,
I’ve “shrank” them all!

I wanna be where the m&ms are
I wanna spend, spend all of my money.
Buying exactly, how many brushes again?
Oh six!
Working real hard you don’t get too far,
I would prefer, prefer to do bare minimum
Making crap videos for, who was it again.
ATD!

Out where I won’t walk
Out where I won’t run
Out where I won’t wear sun protection
Come pack with me, it’s time to be
Sent on a free trip!

Genius! someone needs to produce this having a bit of a crap week and this gave me a good laugh this morning

 

[Cupcake12]

Defo she wants new stuff!!!! She was bursting out last year this year she wouldn't even get it half way up.

 

[Peachbomb]

I normally just lurk on this thread but she said on a previous vlog that you need to give your exact weight when you get your skis in the resort so they are calibrated correctly to ping off if you fall.
She will either not go skiing or have an epic melt down 1 week prior when the weighing has to be done.

 

[Colourmeinchaos]

Size 14 and oozing confidence. There's no way brog thinks she's this size? Like seriously take off your rose tinted glasses and have a look at yourself. If she was a 16 or 18 but totally owning it no one would comment about it!!

I really admire Charlotte for this post. You can tell she is so content with who she is and how she looks id actually be happy for her if she announced she was engaged or bought s house

 

[LaurieLaurie]

No way are those people in the game night Instagram her mates. She must have felt mortified that they had to be drafted in by Benji.

 

[Murphy123]

How out of breath was she when she went into the party shop
Also isn't Georgie the girlfriend of Brogans ex boyfriend??

 

[blindandb0ujee]

Please sing to the tune of part of your world from the little mermaid
And no. I don’t have a life.

Look at this tat, isn’t it neat
Wouldn’t you think I’d stop showing my feet?
Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl, the girl who eats, everything?
Look at my toes,
In these sandals,
How many breakdowns can this camera show?
Looking at me you’d think,
Sure, she’s definitely a 16!

I’ve got game nights and lip sweat a plenty,
I’ve got thick curly hair and pouches galore.
You want cycling shorts?
I got 20!
But who cares, they don’t fit,
I’ve “shrank” them all!

I wanna be where the m&ms are
I wanna spend, spend all of my money.
Buying exactly, how many brushes again?
Oh six!
Working real hard you don’t get too far,
I would prefer, prefer to do bare minimum
Making crap videos for, who was it again.
ATD!

Out where I won’t walk
Out where I won’t run
Out where I won’t wear sun protection
Come pack with me, it’s time to be
Sent on a free trip!

This has absolutely killed me off, I’m currently sat in uni snorting to myself like a little piggy

 

[blahblahbrogan]

How out of breath was she when she went into the party shop
Also isn't Georgie the girlfriend of Brogans ex boyfriend??

I believe Georgie was a local subscriber Brogie befriended a couple of years ago